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That’s one conception of death, for a Buddhist. The wave…returns to the ocean. Where it came from. Where it’s supposed to be.

Not bad, Buddhists.

donnasweettttttttt

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

perrisbueller-deactivated202002

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

donnasweettttttttt

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

kryptonians

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

dangerousturkey

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

thelatestkate

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nessa007

The Crain Kids (The Haunting of Hill House)

incorrecthadestown

Hermes: Wow, you have a great fashion sense! I love your outfit!

Persephone: Thanks, I dress well to distract myself from the fact that my life is falling apart.

incorrecthadestown

Persephone: That febreeze smells like fireball.

Hermes: Yeah, I think non-alcoholics call that cinnamon.

whitepeopletwitter

lorem64

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

ankaa-avarshina

Two words: Raw eggs.

lorem64

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

ankaa-avarshina

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

phantoms-lair

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

crayyola-deactivated20220827

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

antique-scarecrow

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

kingantlion-deactivated20231130

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

jonahsimms

“I love you so much. You’re my dream girl.”

seananmcguire

Long time fan along with my bestie in SD. We got SO excited about your upcoming trip. But then we realized we were going to have to make some financial decisions that would leave us with hard choices. Will San Diego be graced with your awesome self again later, or should we see you before you decide to take you mermaid hunting?

Which…which upcoming trip?

I am so confused.

nymeriaslace

May 9th, San Diego, mysterious galaxy? They tweeted it. Not super upcoming but soon ish, maybe? 😊

florealist

marsapartment

I’m HOLLERING, CLARK!

“If you would be so kind as to h*cking Perish”

jormundgandr

That’s the face of a man that could turn his opponents hand into strawberry jam, but he’s not listening to that part even though it’s really convincing