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still figuring myself out, slowly and not so surely. hoping for the best but always expecting the worst. i reblog adult content so go away if you're not 18+

[epiphanies]

That’s one conception of death, for a Buddhist. The wave…returns to the ocean. Where it came from. Where it’s supposed to be.

Not bad, Buddhists.

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[thelatestkate]

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[nessa007]

The Crain Kids (The Haunting of Hill House)

[incorrecthadestown]

Hermes: Wow, you have a great fashion sense! I love your outfit!

Persephone: Thanks, I dress well to distract myself from the fact that my life is falling apart.

[incorrecthadestown]

Persephone: That febreeze smells like fireball.

Hermes: Yeah, I think non-alcoholics call that cinnamon.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[jonahsimms]

“I love you so much. You’re my dream girl.”

[seananmcguire]

Long time fan along with my bestie in SD. We got SO excited about your upcoming trip. But then we realized we were going to have to make some financial decisions that would leave us with hard choices. Will San Diego be graced with your awesome self again later, or should we see you before you decide to take you mermaid hunting?

Which…which upcoming trip?

I am so confused.

[nymeriaslace]

May 9th, San Diego, mysterious galaxy? They tweeted it. Not super upcoming but soon ish, maybe? 😊

[florealist]

[marsapartment]

I’m HOLLERING, CLARK!

“If you would be so kind as to h*cking Perish”

[jormundgandr]

That’s the face of a man that could turn his opponents hand into strawberry jam, but he’s not listening to that part even though it’s really convincing

[worldoffizz]

That face says “Is that all you have, my good bitch?”

[catsofinstagram]

[stewarta17]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[theweirdwideweb]

[sweetener]

[nessa007]

Nell looking like the beautiful angel she is on her wedding day

[iguanamouth]

catch, and release

[nevaehtyler]

Suddenly I’m a huge My Chemical Romance fan 🤔

[lapeaudelamemoire]

Wow I love Gerard Way so much I did not know

[valyrianrosevance]

His AGGRESSION towards those nasty ass men

[daamonx]

Gerard Way is a blessing to this world