[crazy-brazilian]

[dropdeadgarbage]

On 2 separate occasions in this 20 second video I thought this cat was gonna be absolutely COOKED

[kira-serialfaggot]

They fucming macrowabed him?!?!

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[beardedmrbean]

this is a good compilation

[marinella-ela]

[juliathefacesofevil]

there must be a better place you could be doing that

[tomboyfemboy]

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

mario party minigame

[sweetpuppea]

Wrong. Spyro 2 minigame.

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[devpalmer]

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[deconstructedcunt]

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

[ahotknife]

the beach boys were right. it would be nice

[hotvampireadjacent]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[importantcatpics]

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[captain-price-returns]

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

[parakavka]

[cooldogpics]

[lakevida]

she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons