Careless

PFP by Ryegarden

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[treecitysessions]

[birdsimulator]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[caffedorzo]

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[rudeteens]

[cryptotheism]

HOW TO BE GOTH IN HEAT WAVE

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[nintendometro]

Boos in the garden, from ‘Super Mario 64′.

[iamaperture]

Unrestrained summer fun

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this