I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

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I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years
Can we suck on your boobs bitch?
*the sound of creaking plastic ball joints behind you*
who’s THERE?!?!
bedhead from a pillowgirl with huge dreams
i dont know
my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing
I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!
NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".
And brother?
I hurt people
You’ll be sitting on my apparatus
Snakes in various ancient Roman frescoes and mosaics.
Watched a video of two twinks playing "strip axe throwing" where they take turns throwing an axe at a target and whoever is further from the center takes something off. It's such a great premise but unfortunately
A. They are exactly as bad at throwing axes as you are imagining.
B. They don't even abide by the rules of the game they set up. They just throw axes like twice and then take their clothes off.