digdreamer

i'm vince i'm 25 he/him - no minors please. terfs/ddlg/other such goons will be blocked as well

[log6]

possibly the most inappropriate use of an exclamation mark I've ever seen in a formal publication

[xalatath]

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people

No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[hotvampireadjacent]

[angelicguy]

dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress

[angelicguy]

im in the middle of going Girl you're amazinggg just thr way you arre and i completely ragdoll and hit my forehead full body weight on the edge of a granite coffee table

[wayneradiotv]

Dude, I JUST realized - heaven’s worst piece of trash is our best piece of gold.

[monster1994]

Lately ive been finding myself relating to the dying pig

[monster1994]

[mrsfurley]

[pjackk]

It took me along time to realize my ex bf would hypnotise me contantly to make me his wet mouthed drooling diesel farm hed make me astraly programed to open my holes up and start to drip feed the giant tubes he invented just to take my deisel away and hed do it by making me eat a root that smelled like a whole dam neighborhood smell make me dizzy then hrd stuff me in a giga size sleeping bag with lots of damp slithers inside my bets on salomanders then hed get his buddies to come over and slap me around with plumbing pipe til i was knocked out now i always thought hw was just trying to get me out cold so he could make me his sweet slumbering oral piggie like we agreed on but he wouldnt touch me or nothin turns out hed just stand there and shoot da shit with his friends drinking my old crows after they hooked the tubes up then itd just drip drip drip all my diesel on da way out they get a bucket or 2 most days so no wonder im always fcking tired day after so id always fill up at the station next to the likker store so "Don't mind if i doo!" grab mysef another bottle little did i kno i would barely get any mself i found out cuz my #CreepCam was running & his time he did it in the bath room the lat time before i give him a real good talkingto and he was digusted by my #CreepCam & left on the spot i beg him to stay but he just shot at me with his .44 put 3 new holes in my chest but it didnt matter since i guess i never had a heart to crush in the first place but this is last time i ever bother to fw a guru for real this time

[bippus]

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

[nonlynear]

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you

[thememedaddy]

[welcometomybonfire]

Orhoq after eating a seal

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Can we suck on your boobs bitch?

[monkeyjungle]

*the sound of creaking plastic ball joints behind you*

[ratfuck]

who’s THERE?!?!

[monkeyjungle]