Rest In Peace Camilla Hect we’ll never get the absolute comedy of you telling people with a straight face that Pyrrha Dve is your pimp.

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Rest In Peace Camilla Hect we’ll never get the absolute comedy of you telling people with a straight face that Pyrrha Dve is your pimp.
Has anyone thought about the implications of Corona clocking the weird ass dynamic between Ianthe and Gideon?
Because in Corona’s eyes Gideon is actually a cavalier and Kiriona is a prince but unlike her and Babs, Gideon doesn’t shut down and let Ianthe dictate all that she does.
It’s gonna be an era of change baby and someone’s probably gonna die because of it.
Harrow go get your red head she’s having a bad time
Yes I’m still holding out for Alecto because I truly believe that Gideon and Ianthe are going to hold hands in girlish solidarity but their gonna act like it’s the most normal thing in the world and everyone is gonna have the most wtf reaction to it.
Did Ianthe teach Gideon what a handshake is? She definitely didn’t know what that was at Canaan but now the tower princes have a secret handshake that involves something complicated with their thumbs.
Anyways, add handshakes to the growing list of sleepover actives to do with your worst situationship.
“No one will ever laugh at my jokes again.”
John was high key not invited to the sleep over that resulted in friendship bracelets and it shows.
I know deep in my heart that beefing with Admiral Sarpedon was the first time the tower princes ever united on anything. They stressed that man tf out! And he probably couldn’t even do anything about it because they both out rank him and jod wouldn’t care enough to actually make them stop.
Just imagine the chaos of that first week back on the Erobos.
“Old ppl shouldn’t be allowed to have sex.” and “They were so old, Harrow.” Just caught your vibe Sarpedon and they did not like it.
Somewhere in the houses someone definitely believes that the heirs were called to Canaan partially to find Kiriona a marriage partner.
What if I say please?
In a different river bubble AU Gideon Nav is a streamer and she just signed off her latest stream with “I don’t know where baby’s come from but your mom can definitely show me, g’night chat.”
Head cannoned Afred Quinque so hard somehow I started shipping him with Palamedes
I don’t even know that man
No because if John try’s to connect with Gideon in some fucked up way by going “yeah, i also didnt have a mom growing up” I’m gonna crawl through these pages and strangle him.
Are you really ready for Kiriona? Are you really ready for the “do you remember me now?” arc of this situationship?
Love the hilarious idea of someone taking one look at Kiriona 6ft tall, intimidating, buff swords woman and one look at John average man with freaky eyes and immediately going
“no fucking way that’s his actual kid.”
“Gotta be some resurrected war hero or something.”
And then seeing Kiriona next to Pyrrha in Gideon the first’s body and going
“Yeah some fuck shit happened within the first house”
Also a firm believer in Harrow definitely still thinks Gideon the first was Gideon’s actual dad
I have no one to talk to about this but Alfred being the finance bro in the midst of the science law and engineering majors means so much to me
Need some mental stimulation for your cavalier?
If it does happen the moment Kiriona ditches the white 1st house clothes and gets back into her 9th house attire and skull paint I’m going to be insufferable.
Bonus points if we see her in the inglorious mask