Eggs- Doomfist x Reader
[[A/N: This one’s short too! And a little silly! Hope you enjoy!]]
The fight was the stupidest one we’d gotten into lately.
“You ate three of them while I was gone to the grocery store! I should get them!” He yelled.
Chocolate eggs. That’s what we were fighting over. And I was gonna win. “Well you ate seven on Easter! Seven, who eats seven chocolate eggs?”
“According to my count, we’ve both eaten ten of them! Maybe you shouldn’t judge, [y/n]!” he said.
Sombra had wandered over during our fight. She kept showing up at our house, ever since Akande had returned from prison. She ate all our food, and Tivo’d some weird Spanish soap opera all while sleeping on our couch. Here she was again, eating our food.
“Well I don’t let coworkers break into our house all willy nilly!”
“‘Willy Nilly’ isn’t a word!” “You’re right! IT’S TWO!” We’d gotten into each other’s faces now, screaming.
“What’re you two even fighting over,” Sombra finally asked, laughing.
“The last chocolate egg, it’s mine! I bought them!” He yelled, turning between the two of us.
Sombra popped the rest of something in her mouth… was that…
“You… you ate it didn’t you?”