[nyxabelle]

This account is 99.9% dead, but I’m coming back just to drop my glow up, my delicious Scottish future husband as of August 2023, and that I’m still a heavy metal weeb BUT + now a certified veterinary nurse *GANGGANG*

[rainydayscore]

bothered. unmoisterised. unhappy. out of my lane. unfocused. withering

[briscal]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

thats me in the corner, thats me in the spotlight losing my religion

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

therapist: the semihemidemisemiquaver isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

the semihemidemisemiquaver:

[love-to-love-puppies]

Can someone who speaks sheet music translate for me?

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

fast

[punnoying]

when a friend asks u about something that youre obsessed with

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

drunk witch vibing, creating a thotty homoculus in a bubbling cauldron: premarital sex, 100 gecs. dollskill haul in the mail, snails and puppy dog tails. bone dry puss, snap score = sus. fuck the weed man for an edible, say his dick game incredible.

tiny homonculus giving her best angles in her 30$ boohoo clubwear fit:

[horreurscopes]

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[dominateeye]

World Heritage Post

[anscathmarcach]

World Heritage Post and the OP hasn’t been deleted/changed their URL after all this time.

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[762nukem]

*touches ground* Something horrible happened here.

[unclefather]

We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha

[bonechomper]

Franklin??????????????

[unclefather]

The Turtle?

[nerdster312]

Bottle me up some of that juice!

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

fuck france but i love love love love the entire concept of the catacombs. there are literally just tunnels running under like all of paris? are you shitting me? and you can just get some snacks and go under there and chill out if you want you don’t need a license or anything you just need someone who can find their way around there a little. you can just leave work one day and go “fuck this i wanna see some bones” and head on down there and fuck dude you might see some bones! you might just see some bones

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

what i have learnee from this post is: europe is full of fun and exciting hidden places to explore but unfortunately in order to reach these places you do have to deal with europeans

[organicorc]

wild how people can be whole ass americans and then act as if europe’s the worst place to be

[maxofs2d]

you ever think about how “mountain dew” is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess “some herbal tea made from the finest leaves of the Alps”. but instead, it’s just, radioactive gamer soda

[sword-mlm]

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

[charlesoberonn]

The World Health Organization is going to do what?!

[shezbisexual-deactivated2020021]

literally anybody: yea i just think that taylor swift is-

swifties: WOOOW IMAGINE IF WE WEREN’T STILL PITTING WOMEN AGAINST EACH OTHER IN 2017! THATS SO CRAZY LIKE ALLL WOMEN FACE THEIR OWN ISSUES AND TAYLOR HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH AND KANYE IS SUCH A BAD PERSON WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING HIM AND

[maxknightley]

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.

[yugirimistwalker]