a so subtle nsfw account

Teddy 💚- He/Him 💚 Hi!! If you recognize me that's Fine! I simply wanted a place to put all my nsfw things :D

[hitheeprithee]

It's been a month of unexpected emergency expenses (RIP my car windshield 😔), and I could really use some funds, so your friendly local dabbler is opening up commissions!

Writing Commissions:

Message me with a concept or a pairing and I'll write you something! Comfortable with Hermitcraft, Life Series, and some Empires! If you have another fandom in mind, message me and we can chat! I have a variety of other interests (including Critical Role, D20, Star Trek, Sherlock Holmes and Firefly to name only a few) and would be happy to work in any fandom I'm familiar with :)

Any amount guarantees at least a 100 word drabble!

$5 and up - 250 to 500 words

$10 and up - 500 to 750 words

$15 and up - 750 to 1000 words

$20 and up - 1000 to 1500 words

$30 and up - 1500 to 2000 words

More than that - DM me and we can talk!

Character Doodle Commissions:

Any characters! OC's welcome with references :)

Any amount guarantees a doodle of a character of your choice!

$10 and up - 2 characters

$15 and up - 3 characters

$20 and up - name me an idea and I'll do my best!

Tattoo Commissions:

Message me with a specific idea or some concepts that are meaningful to you and I'll work with you on a design! Examples of my work here and here (tumblr isn't letting me add the images, so please feel free to DM for further examples!)

$30 - Simple tattoo

$40 - Detailed tattoo

$50 - Complex tattoo

Please reach out with an ask or a DM if you have any questions, any signal boosting would be deeply appreciated!

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[hitheeprithee]

Alright gang, my car's proper fucked.

I'm looking at about a $900 repair, and I'm pulling out all the stops. If any of these commission prices are too much for you, I will lower them!!

Any and everything goes, I'm more than happy to make NSFW and OC content!! Any amount of donation will get you a drabble or a sketch.

I'm a bit desperate so spreading this post is just as valuable to me as donating <33 thank you all sm

for examples of my work please see my #hitheeart and #hitheewrites tags on my blog!!

[cupofmysteriousfluid]

JANUARY 12th MAGMA SESSION NOW UP!! [FINISHED]

Please check the board rules before joining!!

⭐️MAGMA SESSION RULES ⭐️

Everyone:

✦Be polite and respectful on chat and don't pressure anyone into joining if they don't want to. ✦You are free to join, leave and rejoin at any point during the session, as long as the canvas is still active. ✦Do not ask artists to draw things unless they have explicitly asked for art requests or ideas.

Artists:

✦Do not draw explicit "Dead Dove" content in the shared canvas. ✦Keep the focus of your art to Hermitcraft and the Life Series, other fandom art is not allowed. ✦After every session, the full canvas will be posted as a showcase of what was done during it, if you want to be tagged in the post please provide a url either in the canvas itself or in a dm to me (Cup). Likewise, if you'd like your art to be censored/removed from the full canvas let me know and I will happily do so! Please share any further concerns with me so we can talk it out. ✦Be mindful of the amount of space you use for drawing. While some art overlap will inevitably happen and it can make the canvas more fun, please avoid taking up more space than you need or interfering with other artists. ✦If you want to "add on" to someone's piece (example: redrawing a similar idea/pose, adding a character to a scene, making a continuation panel, etc) ask for permission beforehand. Collaboration can be really fun and a lot of people would gladly say yes, but please don't assume they'll be okay with it.

[If you have any questions or suggestions for other rules to help make the magmas better, let me know!]

Hermit/Traffic NSFW (Jan 12th) | Magma

Create, brainstorm and collaborate on a shared canvas in real-time

ALSO IF YOU PLAN ON POSTING YOUR ART I'D LOVE IT IF YOU COULD TAG ME ON IT!!!

[cupofmysteriousfluid]

CW for suprise Iskalls in the first canvas!!

CW for suprise Iskalls in the first canvas!!

I've been a bit out of it these last few days which means I didn't get to finish either of my pieces for this week </3 hopefully I can touch up and post them later!

Still, a huge thank you to all the artists who participated in this week's session!! You are all so so talented!

All identified artists under the cut!

(If I missed you, or you want your art/name removed PLEASE let me know!!)

First Canvas:

@block-cock-enjoyer @eldest-nsfw @hornofthemonthcubclub @unguidedhandjob @oy84 @super-secret-spice @v4guelyv4mpiric @chlmngo

Second Canvas:

@tangos-joint @xibbity @v4guelyv4mpiric @autumn-canary a little bit of @oy84 @grapeorchards And me!!!!!!

Third Canvas:

@oy84 @v4guelyv4mpiric @olivia-pillows @pistonpoweredsexmachine (I think!!) @o-happy-dagger @super-secret-spice @jibbingjibberish

Fourth Canvas:

@tangos-joint @xibbity @pistonpoweredsexmachine @oy84 And me:3!!

[pistonpoweredsexmachine]

Rancher Tango lives in my brain.

View the full image here

[autumn-canary]

a very quick griande doodle from the magma before chores-

[autumn-canary]

@cupofmysteriousfluid magma doodles from today :3

[pilcrowinterro]

c'mon man! keep your eyes up!

[oy84]

[full]

[pilcrowinterro]

a little bit of teasing and hair pulling! you know, like coworkers do!

[o-happy-dagger]

Will I ever not upload at midnight?? who knows <3

marked up jimmy by request of the bestie for @cupofmysteriousfluid's magma last week!! I had so much fun with this one, I am totally down for more requests for this week if anyone has them!!

The Promised Peanits

[o-happy-dagger]

Will I ever not upload at midnight?? who knows <3

marked up jimmy by request of the bestie for @cupofmysteriousfluid's magma last week!! I had so much fun with this one, I am totally down for more requests for this week if anyone has them!!

The Promised Peanits

[cupofmysteriousfluid]

Hi hello buddy!!! For the fanon swap could I request Tango as a cat? 👉 👈

Like he already has so many cat like qualities to me but I would love to see how you do it 👀

-🐸

GRABS YOU BY THE SHOULDERS. YES YES YOU CAN OH MY GOD. I LOVE YOU.

Went a bit insane when I saw this request ngl, I need to do unspeakable things to him... he'll be back.

[cupofmysteriousfluid]

MORE TANGCAT!!! 5 seconds before Etho gets his thumb chomped off and 2 minutes before Tango gets fucked into the matress as payback

[cupofmysteriousfluid]

hiiiii um martyn forcefem. um. if u want. only if u wantttttt

martyn in a short little dress tho, getting felt up by tango, playing w her nipples thru her bra, telling her good girls dont cum from their clits, just their tits or ass

OK SO. Sorry for taking quite a bit of time to get to this, I was insane about it but wanted to do it justice so I waited until now

I'm sooooo ill about this actually, I need Martyn's lipstick smudged and his mascara running and his boobs puffy and bitten NOW!!

Hope you like it,,, full under cut as usual!!

FULL WITH TEXT

FULL NO TEXT

Also btw Martyn isn't this much taller than Tango usually he's just wearing high heels <3

[cupofmysteriousfluid]

JANUARY 5th MAGMA SESSION NOW UP!! [FINISHED]

First Magma of the year is starting! Please check the board rules before joining!!

⭐️MAGMA SESSION RULES ⭐️

Everyone:

✦Be polite and respectful on chat and don't pressure anyone into joining if they don't want to. ✦You are free to join, leave and rejoin at any point during the session, as long as the canvas is still active. ✦Do not ask artists to draw things unless they have explicitly asked for art requests or ideas.

Artists:

✦Do not draw explicit "Dead Dove" content in the shared canvas. ✦Keep the focus of your art to Hermitcraft and the Life Series, other fandom art is not allowed. ✦After every session, the full canvas will be posted as a showcase of what was done during it, if you want to be tagged in the post please provide a url either in the canvas itself or in a dm to me (Cup). Likewise, if you'd like your art to be censored/removed from the full canvas let me know and I will happily do so! Please share any further concerns with me so we can talk it out. ✦Be mindful of the amount of space you use for drawing. While some art overlap will inevitably happen and it can make the canvas more fun, please avoid taking up more space than you need or interfering with other artists. ✦If you want to "add on" to someone's piece (example: redrawing a similar idea/pose, adding a character to a scene, making a continuation panel, etc) ask for permission beforehand. Collaboration can be really fun and a lot of people would gladly say yes, but please don't assume they'll be okay with it.

[If you have any questions or suggestions for other rules to help make the magmas better, let me know!]

Hermit/Traffic NSFW (Jan 5th) | Magma

Create, brainstorm and collaborate on a shared canvas in real-time

[cupofmysteriousfluid]

I FORGOT TO UPLOAD THESE I'M SORRY

This week the canvases were spaced out weird so I took some time to edit them and fill in gaps! I apologize if this bothers anyone, hopefully it won't happen again

Thank you to all the amazing artists who joined in this sunday! I hope to see you next time too!

All identified artists under the cut!

(If I missed you, PLEASE let me know!)

First Canvas:

@xibbity @oy84 @autumn-canary @super-secret-spice @o-happy-dagger @grapeorchards @eldest-nsfw @zevafterdark @seabonercaverns (and a couple flies [Tangos] by me <3)

Second Canvas:

@v4guelyv4mpiric @oy84 @chlmngo @eldest-nsfw @Olivia_Pillows Me!!!:D

[rimonoroni]

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

[rimonoroni]

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

[cupofmysteriousfluid]

@o-happy-dagger you already know who

[o-happy-dagger]

YEAH. YEAH I SURE DO-

[oy84]

concept sketches from todays magma session hosted by @cupofmysteriousfluid!!

!!![full]

[o-happy-dagger]

So @/cupofmysteriousfluid and I were talking about one of our many unhinged au's, and the concept of Scar at the beach in a tiny bikini entered my brain and simply would not leave it again.

Just a wee sketch but I thought y'all might enjoy him <3

[o-happy-dagger]

So @/cupofmysteriousfluid and I were talking about one of our many unhinged au's, and the concept of Scar at the beach in a tiny bikini entered my brain and simply would not leave it again.

Just a wee sketch but I thought y'all might enjoy him <3