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my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

nadhie

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

wakingfromthewater

I want it

crockpotcauldron

okay but have you considered

asr2maghrib

Be good to your mother before you are good to anyone else

straightboyfriend

*holds my own hand* its gonna be ok babe

sushie-moved

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

feelboss

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

bakwaaas

you must teach your heart to accept what cannot be changed.

just-shower-thoughts

As an adult, truly realizing that “you can do whatever you want” is the most inspiring and terrifying thing in the world.

anxi

moved-to-naltorians-blog

gayassjana

I’m losing my SHIT

meangirlnurse

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”