She Laughs Like God

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[welcometothe11thhouse]

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aries

sun: selfish

moon: domineering

rising: insensitive 

venus: rash

mars: impatient 

taurus

sun: stubborn

moon: jealous

rising: indulgent 

venus: greedy

mars: obstinate 

gemini

sun: superficial

moon: manipulative 

rising: anxious 

venus: flighty 

mars: dishonest 

cancer

sun: moody

moon: self-pitying 

rising: touchy 

venus: smothering

mars: argumentative 

leo

sun: conceited 

moon: bullying 

rising: pompous 

venus: overbearing

mars: condescending 

virgo

sun: critical

moon: hypochondriac

rising: sarcastic

venus: finicky 

mars: insecure

libra

sun: vain

moon: dependent

rising: fake

venus: shallow

mars: passive-aggressive  

scorpio

sun: lustful

moon: domineering 

rising: secretive 

venus: suspicious 

mars: competitive 

sagittarius

sun: blunt

moon: uncommited 

rising: loud 

venus: impetuous 

mars: impulsive 

capricorn

sun: melancholy

moon: power-hungry

rising: pessimistic 

venus: overcautious 

mars: authoritarian 

aquarius

sun: weird

moon: tactless

rising: contrary 

venus: robotic 

mars: unpredictable 

pisces

sun: escapist (drugs/alchol) 

moon: gullible

rising: mimic

venus: fickle 

mars: confusing 

[fohk]

send a _____ or ______ and ill respond with which one i prefer

[sexandtheastrology]

doggystyle or 69?

Doggie !

[sexandtheastrology]

Rap or country?

Rap, DUH!

[sexandtheastrology]

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that last six signs that are considered the “oldest signs” tend to have very pretentious attitudes. The last six are the collectivists signs and first six are the individualist. They’re more fixed on the themselves where as the last six are more focused on others. It makes sense that they think they know what’s best for everyone as a whole and it explains the pretentious and self righteous mindsets a lot of them tend to display.

[recipehouse]

(via Smoked Gouda and Bacon Loaded Tater Tots | Life As A Strawberry)

[whinyvirgobaby]

my anxiety and my common sense staring at each other’s like

[misstreats]

What Donald Trump means when he says “Make America Great Again”.

[bunnypets]

[notsafeforwaistline]

Pizza or cake?

[oeut]

[jangian-deactivated20200616]

[bleeply]

personal reminder: stop being so fucking hard on yourself

[positive-affirmation]

Simone Biles, American Olympic gymnast, just posted this on Twitter showing how different Olympic bodies can be.

Your body is great, no matter what size or shape. You’re incredible.

[jewsquats]

OMFG

[el3gy]

I like spending time w people who visibly enjoy spending time w me too

[iteachpsych]

Just a reminder that you can be ‘intelligent’ in lots of ways!

[colorsofthezodiac]

Has a really dark inner monologue

Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces