[chateauofmymind]

best review i’ve ever written. universally applicable

[vonkarn]

me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter

[arcnoise]

#i love this post i love that your wife went with you. shes so supportive (@pmd2)

[michaelblick-deactivated2022070]

[underneaththeweepingwillow]

like a centaur to an apple

[sugluvgalaxy]

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

[chickenwraith-deactivated202403]

like shooting fish in a barrel

[aubreysux]

Anyway

[mpregeminem]

EVERY actor is problematic why would you seek wisdom and moral guidance in a hollywood actor are you insane

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[nitewrighter]

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

[theonlycabbage]

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

[sapokanikan]

dream job

[apoliticalfemdommunist-deactiva]

It’s called being an ally next question.

[anarchocunt]

Don’t you have homies? Gawd.

[forestgreenlesbian]

obsessed with how often women describe falling in love with other women as a quieting, a moment of stillness and calm where before there was noise.

[forestgreenlesbian]

Kathee Muzin on the first time she fell in love with a woman, from The Montreal Gazette, 1991

Poetry published in Come Out, 1972

First Love Poem in Recent Memory, Julien Baker

[thoodleoo]

*oral* tradition...? 😳

it's always something with you people

[sugarplumlesbian-deactivated201]

What's your dream job?

lesbian trophy wife

[laurenxconrad]

[chileanprince]

“No” lmfaoooo

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

[dankmemeuniversity]

[veganpussyy]

im not religious but ill get on my knees for you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

because they were fucking good!

[persephonaae]