overly existential dyke

⋆˚࿔ they / them 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ 26 ⚢ nblw

[oakbones]

i think it’s time to make things messy with my hot coworker

[oakbones]

hot take but the moment somebody suggests a coffee walk date i immediately want to cancel plans

[oakbones]

like one of my autistic roommates loves them but i have the flavor of autism that thinks that’s so scary an also?? we’re meeting in the evening?? when it will be dark outside??

we live near each other and i suggested a small bar that has non alc options (which i would likely go for) and she countered that with coffee walk so now what am i supposed to say…? date idea ping pong…?

[oakbones]

hot take but the moment somebody suggests a coffee walk date i immediately want to cancel plans

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[relaxmammal]

rooms rooms rooms, part 2!

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

I need to change my whole life

[klapollo]

me thinking about mr. ratburn's gay rat wedding episode from 2019 that revealed mr. ratburn the rat teacher from arthur on pbs was gay and getting married at his wedding and thus having a gay rat wedding

[radawaycuntt]

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

[ends-2-beginnings]

'A Black Cat Holliday'

by Charles Robinson, 1905.

[thevaultofretroscifi]

[mismedleym]

dogs!

i’ve only gotten pet portrait requests for cats for far so i made some examples of dogs :)

[ferncloud]

im here for you

[lamignonette]

[oakbones]

the best piece of advice i can give to somebody trying to date an older danish man besides “don’t” is that the moment he starts writing poetry about you… run.

[oakbones]

w*rk crush (derogatory)