*STICKS THE LEGGY UP REAL FAR*

She/Her Galaxian Taken you sluts Hypersexual/Demiromantic

[gingerbreadlou-blog]

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

[gingerbreadlou-blog]

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

His palms currently perspire,

his knees weakened, arms encumbered,

vomit haveth appeared on his armour already,

mothers pasta of Italian origin

[mcgama]

pasta, lasagna, and pizza were actually brought to Italy from China by Marco Polo during the 13th century but okay.

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

This armour is late 16th century. That gives my mother of Italian origin 3 centuries to develop her pasta in order for me to vomit it on myself. This meme is historically accurate.

[flock-talk]

So polite

[monarobot]

more glyphs!

[monarobot]

GodIlla vs Ghidorah movie poster maya style #monarobot

[ikeamonkeydishwasherr]

"I just finished my love making; I got all the juices on me. I got the male juices, I got the female juices, I'm all covered in juice. So I come in here to clean off the juices, then I realize that no one else is cleaning up! I'm like my God! I'm making love in juice!"

[browsedankmemes]

Hurricane via /r/memes http://ift.tt/2EYcb9s

[fluffymonger]

Treat her to a timeless petal-perfect present with this gorgeous keepsake, which arrives gift-wrapped.  A lovely rose preserved in a gold finish. Handmade by artisans in a meticulous process that spans five days. 

Available in 6 Colors at The Golden Rose

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[thequintab]

I love cheese.

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

I am HOWLING

[bornfromsunshine-deactivated201]

So there’s this weird idea that angels cannot be sexual beings, which is pretty wrong in my opinion.

Here’s to angels who like having sex. Here’s to angels who don’t. Here’s to angels with kinks and fetishes. Here’s to angels who prefer vanilla sex. Here’s to angels who express their love for their partners not only verbally but physically. Here’s to angels who are afraid that expressing their sexual side makes them less angelic somehow, you are just as angelic as those who do not delve into sexual feelings!

[amberrr-v]

It’s crazy. You’re raised to believe that when you meet “the one” you’re supposed to feel nervous, uncomfortable, anxious. But I met you, and everything felt right. I wasn’t scared because for whatever reason I knew I could trust you. I knew I could be myself with you. Since day one. I knew I could laugh like a fucking seal, that I could sing like no one was listening even though you were right next to me. I could say the weirdest shit with my delirious 3 am thoughts and you would giggle and agree. Or you’d make fun of me. But even then when you’re laughing at me I don’t feel vulnerable, because you do dumb shit too and I love it. I love that we can just be us. That’s how it should feel. That’s how it should always feel.

Morning thoughts when you’re in my bed. (via amberrr-v)

[abduction]

by Magdalena Wosinska

[enamoringsuggestion]

Your arm around my shoulders, your hand in mine, the colour of your eyes, the feeling of your head on my shoulder, the smell of your shampoo; all the things I love and miss about you

[urmars]

how to really get to know someone:

- look at their handwriting

- read their favourite book and search for pieces of them within the pages

- listen to their music and let it resonate with you

- go to their favourite place

- stay up ‘till 3am and let them spill their heart out to you

- ask them unusual questions that you never even thought would intrigue you

- spend a day with them doing nothing

- look out for the things they subconsciously do when they’re happy

- watch how their smile forms

[andwhatisyourstory]

- go through old photos with them

- use their body wash when you shower at the persons place (truly, you’ll feel it)

- talk to their parents, grandparents or siblings

[urmars]

I love the ones added <3

[gayguyy]

-Make them laugh and learn their different laughs (my personal fave to share with someone is the sleepy-drunk laugh)

- make art with them, sitting in the silence just drawing or painting, or having deep conversations while making art, both realllyyy connect them

- spent time with their pets (but not too much because they might be jealous) - notice how they squeeze the toothpaste bottle.

- let them tell you their dreams and ask if you can look it up for them, share the results.

- learn their impulse buys/decisions

[urmars]

^^^ ahhh these are so cute!!

[petiite-abeille]

- listen to their scratchy voice in the morning

- have deep eye contact with them

- look at their hands

[enamoringsuggestion]

My spirit always lightens up when you place your hand on me. Today was no different when you wrapped your arm around me as we walked to our group. We smiled at each other and for a bit I didn’t feel so bad anymore.

[enamoringsuggestion]

why would you choose me? am i worthy of such gentle love?

[enamoringsuggestion]

Even if you’re not perfect, you don’t have to change, because your imperfections are what make you perfect for me