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I can literally hear this picture
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this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them
I can literally hear this picture
I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.
Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting!
Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.
Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.
I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.
I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities
P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them
Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them. I just don’t need to blink very often!
Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it. I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!
It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful. They aren’t! They just AREN’T DOGS.
Pour les chats 🐈💞
Get ready for “more reasons why I fucking love cats”
Yes, the legends are true. Cats headbutt you to show their trust and affection. They also do it to show “hey look I see you as family.” Lions do it with members of their pride to say the same. It’s not just because they want food.
Cats nibbling is indeed literally cats grooming you. It’s what mom cats do to their kittens. If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, they’re now your mom.
Meowing can simply be for the mere fact they want to say hello, want to play or be pet. Again, not just for food.
They barely meow at other cats (except for kittens, they meow at mom cat), mostly just humans. There are exceptions but overall, meowing is almost always for us.
Cats squinting/slow blinking is indeed basically the equivalent of us smiling and/or kissing.
Cats, like humans, prefer to get things without having to work for it- which isn’t very common within other animals.
Cat massages or making biscuits is because they happy! Kneading is another way of saying “hey I like this moment here I enjoy you and my life.”
Cats recognize us by smell, sound, taste, and touch. They recognize us after years as their long term memory is extremely good. This is why abused or neglected cats are so easily scared or hard to connect with. If your scent changes over the years or just in the day, your voice will them it’s really you. Also, they will only remember you if you had impact on their life. If you just existed in the same house, they obviously won’t care.
And yes, they know our patterns in the day. You notice it when it’s beneficial to them (feeding time!). They will often wait for you to come home as well.
To remember: cats think we are interesting as hell. They watch us do everything because we’re fascinating!!!
They also want you to be around when eating because they feel vulnerable. They focus on eating so they hope you protect them. They do the same for you, all the time.
CATS 😍😍😍😍
when a cat turns their back on you, they’re not snubbing you. they’re trusting you to watch their back.
notice how when you’re unfamiliar but nonthreatening, they might loaf facing you and sorta halfway watch you. you’re not fully trusted, but you’re ok by them.
when you’re familiar and liked, they’ll often sit near you facing the same way. imitation of poses is a weird little way cats show solidarity. they do it to each other too. check out these bff’s:
they are doing this on purpose. it’s a buddy thing. so if you’re watching tv and a cat sits next to you and pretends to watch tv too, they are basically calling you bro and declaring friendship.
and if they really love and trust you, they’ll turn their back on you and go to sleep. they’ll sleep facing a wall in your presence, or lounge where they can’t see the room. this isn’t a snub, folks, this is true kitty love. they’re saying, “i feel safe when you’re around. i know nothing’s going to sneak up on me, because you’re here. i feel so safe i can stick my head under a pillow and snore with my butt pointed at you.”
farts aren’t an expression of love, though, as far as i know. they’re just farts.
reblogging for that last line! Lol!
HAIKYUU CHARACTERS AS THINGS IVE DONE/MY FRIENDS HAVE DONE
Hinata: yOURE NOT TAKING ME TO COLD STONE???
Kageyama: I need 25 cents. If I don’t I can’t get a juice box and that means death.
Tanaka: I’m straight. 100%. Raging hetero here. I love women so much, just watch me be attracted to one.
Ennoshita: Sleeping is the closest I can get to death.
Tsukki: No, no no. Stop. No. You violated the law.
Yamaguchi: Loud heavy breathing ITS FINE THERE IS NO PROBLEM NO ONE IS BLEEDING OR DYING WE ARE GUCCI
Daichi: I have a migraine. Like, 3 at once. It hurts.
Suga: sOMEBODY SAID LOVE???
Noya: unintelligible blabbering crying at 3am and waving hands
Asahi: YES IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK CAN YOU GET ME SOME GRAPE JUICE
Kiyoko: How unfortunate, my lesbian senses tingled and they’re pointing to you.
Yachi: She’s straight, Im giving it two weeks before my heart gains depression and self deletes.
Oikawa: loud screaming OHHH BIG GAYYYY
Iwaizumi: aggressively slamming saxophone case shut in response WOULD YOU SHUT THE FU—
Matsukawa: Does it have memes?
Hanamaki: My eyes hurt. I’ve been scrolling for 4 hours. But I can’t stop.
Kunimi: oH LOOK! iTs uSeless!
Kindaichi: STOPP MOCKING MEEEE
Yahaba: My eyelashes are longer than yours.
Kyōtani: I DONT KNOW WHY ARE ALL YOUR FRIENDS GAY LOSER??
Watari: I’m unenvolved. No one cares, that’s fine. As long as we don’t run out of coconut.
Kenma: twisting probably breaking back Sup.
Kuroo: my sister asked me if I could imagine myself with a man. I said no and she said I probably would one day. Well, now i’m gay, so.
Lev: Can I copy your homework again?
Yaku: Shut your fuck.
Bokuto: FUCK YOU IM NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN ten minutes later, a 900 word paragraph apology
Akashi: loud groaning nnnNnno you.
Why didn't you come home (to me)?
why didn’t you come home (to me)? by solicitors
Shouyou learns what it’s like to love boys.
Words: 6504, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Kageyama Tobio
Relationships: Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio
Additional Tags: Second years, Angst, Slurs, Homophobia, Internalized Homophobia, identity crisis, learning your sexuality, way too much kissing to be healthy
Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/18089978
Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)
I like how everybody is paired off haha
#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey
I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.
Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:
all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing.
[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.
so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.
Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance
#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless
=DDD
NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back
Hockey players, hugging: Got it.
PLUS!!:
Toxic for rabbits: Anise, Clove, Oregano, Tea Tree, Wintergreen Safe for rabbits: Lavender, lemon, orange, fennel, eucalyptus and peppermint, all should be diluted with water!
I know a lot of people are going to be butthurt about this post (I don’t care) but a lot of women/trans/non binary folks feel unsafe in this world because of (cishet) men, because of how they interact with others who are not men!
We as a society have to ask ourselves what is the root of the violence against women? Why are so many women victims and survivors of violence inflicted by men? Is it toxic masculinity? Their desire for power? Or is it something inherent in human nature? Does our societies help encourage such dangerous behaviour by encouraging such behaviour at a young age through our actions and words?
Our mindsets are constantly influence especially at a young age. This is why it’s so important that we start young in teaching men and boys healthy attitudes regarding gender, masculinity, love and more!
[Picture description: Poem by @thefeministpoet
If the world were only women I would stay out late Dancing in the streetlights Singing in the rain
If the world were only women I would wear shorter skirts Drinking until dawn Without a care in the world
If the world were only women I would make friends on the train I would smile at strangers in the street I would feel so safe
If the world were only women All the women would thrive But we live in a man’s world I can only hope to survive]
#feminism #feminist #equality #equalityforall #intersectionalfeminist #racism #race #gender #women #men #boys #girls #trans #nonbinary #lgbtqia #lgbt #lgbtq #sex #masculine #feminine #masculinity #stopviolenceagainstwomen #violence #domestic #domesticviolence #domesticabuse #stalker #creepy #trauma
Amy Winehouse vs Paparazzi 2011.
RIP
amy had the mean dropkick
BANGLADESH NEEDS HELP
For those of you who don’t know Bangladesh, it is a small country right beside India and Myanmar.
I am a Citizen of Bangladesh
This is a plea for help.
On 29th of July 2018, 7 school going students were killed by a reckless bus driver. The students protested with slogans on the same bus stand.
Since then All students of Bangladesh are protesting for safer roads and more strict regulations.
Their intention was never to harm even a single person. Neither it is now.
But today POLICE AND PEOPLE OF CHHATRO LEAGUE(a student council that’s controlled by the government) tortured students with tear shell, they beat students brutally and raped the female students (on 4th August 2018). The students are trying to defend themselves with sticks and tree branches that they’ve found on the streets.
Till now 4 students have been murdered and other 4 female students have been raped. 2 students lost their eye. And the Government is sitting there silent.
WE NEED YOUR HELP. PLEASE.
LET THE WORLD KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN BANGLADESH.
WE DON’T HAVE ACCESS TO OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA SPECIALLY FACEBOOK(that’s our primary social platform) AND WE ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF INTERNATIONAL HELP. PLEASE HELP US,PLEASE SPREAD THE NEWS. WE ARE IN DANGER.
If you can’t do anything else,please signal boost this.
I will keep reblogging this until someone notices
A student being carried after being tortured
Police uniting against the students
One of the students whose eyes got clawed by Chhatro League. They had to use our flag to stop bleeding.
I can’t share all of it, we are being watched and Tumblr has its policies. Please help us as much as you can.
UPDATE:
No medical college/hospital is accepting students. They are suffering without proper medical attention. Only one medical was providing medical support, now they too have stopped. A doctor said (*this is not confirmed*) that at least 150 girls are still being held as hostages in the party office of the ruling party.
Another brother who’s eye was clawed out
goodness, please signal boost and if you can, help! :(
I have all of the secret lady-beautytips.
i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
today is the day
My fiances dad has been diagnosed with Stage 3 lung cancer and they need support to help lessen the monetary burden during this time. Please share this to help raise the funds needed to help him through his cancer treatment.
Please share this to your Facebook if you have one!!
Yoracc 😩😩
She protecc
She also attacc
But most importantly
She almost named her son Yoracc
You know this scene? Well, guess which paladin was the one Keith thought about first…
Wow season 6 broke my heart but it was so good😮