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[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

[serethereal]

deadbeat tumblr mutual

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

hiding under this guys car to try and slice his annkles with a old knife 🤣

[lmaonade]

society collapsed the moment we let any single beverage cost more than $5

[coyotebabe-deactivated20230727]

getting ready for my SUPERHELL 100% speedrun

[leftoverlight]

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[teathattast]

[rosyish]

If you’re bisexual you’re probably bisexual

[i-shit-my-pant]

[sliversoakley4]

prescription basketball shorts

[gerardpilled]

have you ever thought to yourself, "hey, maybe I won't be an edgy faggot today?"

Received this ask January of 2017. Just needed to think about it for a bit. Answer is no.

[cranity]

Mob next month!!

[doremocional]

younger than you.

art credits: si_ku on twitter, maryanneherb and ob0o0 on ig.

[brandysmellville-deactivated202]

[rayj4ck]

[yuriyaoi-deactivated20221009]

babies love beibg aborted its like a rollercoaster And theyre reborn and do it all over again

[greelin]

if i was a vampire i absolutely would be saying stupid bullshit. all the time. “ok, i’ll bite” before i feed. always. and what have you

[greelin]

the point of being a vampire is to be sexy. but also funny. annoying about it