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[obeskhorocycle]

DIED 2 LIVE

OBESKI IS A FUCK

>%^3 SECRI EM ALL 2031

I AM TERRIBLE LIFE

410,757,864,530 MERGE CONFLICTS

[digidoe-art]

i don't think these pieces are stuff people will actually care about (first one is ocs second one is a niche asf webcomic) but like i have to self glaze about my colors a little. i finished both of these today and im so ao proud of myselfl ike wtf im actually a Wizard

[obeskhorocycle]

hey those first two are my envoy and their toxic yuri gfthing. What

[obeskhorocycle]

ohhh kante can you fix my personal cyst. ohhh kante can you fix the window in my room. i am a NOOSECURITY OFFICER i am trying to make sure some chucklefuck doesn't take the SPIRE down. PLEASE learn to do it yourself it isn't that hard. I Beg Of You. or go ask another engineer

[obeskhorocycle]

maybe i wouldn't have to fix it if you FED IT ANY OTHER METAL THAN COPPER ONCE IN A WHILE?? and why are you even feeding it metal?? we have sfer exactly for this reason? "i wanted to see what would happen" well what happens is that the memories you store on it become incoherent. have fun with that

[obeskhorocycle]

ohhh kante can you fix my personal cyst. ohhh kante can you fix the window in my room. i am a NOOSECURITY OFFICER i am trying to make sure some chucklefuck doesn't take the SPIRE down. PLEASE learn to do it yourself it isn't that hard. I Beg Of You. or go ask another engineer

[obeskhorocycle]

I have infiltrated the real world.

-Arovi

whatever that means? you're already real anyways.

[lacelikeheart]

based on true events ( kinda scared to tag kante because i dont know them very well and im not even sure if this is their url but um? @obeskhorocycle )

[obeskhorocycle]

i reserve the right to flashbang people who are staring creepily

[obeskhorocycle]

it's been over 10 years since its release and Hexcasting is still one of the most banger mods ever. as an obesk, Minecraft in general makes me feel like a medieval peasant having my head exploded. well, come to think of it, there's a lot of human creations that i really like. Magic: The Gathering intimidates even me! in a good way!

[obeskhorocycle]

best obesk experience? according to you?

looking up and seeing a swirling storm of a gas giant staring right back at you while surrounded by living singing trees covered in bioluminescent moss is pretty cool.

[calicotisane]

Would you like to pet me?

[calicotisane]

Thank you

[calicotisane]

PPL aren't reblogging this version so the chuzzle is generally stuck in the eternal present moment with the question unanswered. Eyeing the symbol that will never change

[obeskhorocycle]

this, too, is the sophont condition. or something

[obeskhorocycle]

Can you put apples in a lead box and just keep them there for me?

...sure?

[obeskhorocycle]

Great gaze, have a fantakuchen.

(this is coming from a bored bright cousin btw)

tja wenn es kein schwarzwälder kirschtorte ist kann man's sich auch sparen eigentlich

[shentheauthor]

Ngl Project Hail Mary may permanently affect my speech patterns. The book already got me, but hearing Rocky say “amaze amaze amaze” turned it into a vocal stim.

[obeskhorocycle]

what if i usead a pencil sharpener on my spine and used it as connector

i strongly encourage you to not do that. go read a book on neuroscience or something

[obeskhorocycle]

can humans become qou

i guess in theory we have the same brains, but in practice it'd be pretty difficult to do... you'd have to get false receptors installed, or something? unless you want to somehow spend weeks with the top of your head removed spending that time trying to figure out how to connect to corrucysts by touching them to your brain. seems infeasible... plus, false receptors don't exist and probably won't for a while, so... in practice, probably not.

[obeskhorocycle]

on holiday and somehow i have an internet connection from the surface of the moon. Okay. guess it's moonposting time

[feathertailedcentipede]

thinking about the way obesk refer to their living technology as "friends" and how they call humans their "cousins". there's a silent polarization in those words - they're both terms of endearment, but when you compare the two it almost feels like a purposeful distinction.

funfriend, movefriend, I wouldn't be surprised if the mal-translated "golem" has some friendly implications, it gives an air of closeness, acceptance, I live surrounded by you, you make up my home, my body, my life, I can rely on you to be exactly how I made you. but we are not of the same family. you have your place, and I have mine.

comparatively, humans as "our bright cousins" feels both closer and more distant at the same time. we are the same, we clearly share some common ancestor, there is a deep unspoken connection between us, and yet we live vastly different lives that'll never intersect in a way that truly matters. we're not friends.

[digidoe-art]

Why is there an acronym inside an acronym in LUCI -> Lesbian USA Corp Intelligence

This is fucked up i am scared

i'm sorry. should i change my legal name to lesbian united states of america corp intelligence (lusaci) to please you? would that make you less scared? Get in the fucking pear wiggler

[obeskhorocycle]

wait until you hear the weird shit programmers get up to (for example GNU: GNU's Not Unix)