Devildom's properties

some of obey me incorrect quotes that lives in my head rent free

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

[ on a phone call ]

MC: Belphie, I messed up and I need your help

Belphie: I'm on my way, put the body in the bathtub and fill it with ice for now

MC: alrigh- wait, what ?

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Mammon, flirting: How is the most prettiest person doing today ?

MC, blushing: oh i- um

Asmo, in the back: I'm doing great, thanks for asking

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Mammon: Lucifer, the new exchange student told me to give this to you

Lucifer: What's their name ?

Mammon: It's Kanye

Lucifer: Who's Kanye ?

Mammon: KANYE FIT THIS DIC-

Mammon to MC: and that's how I got tied up here, can you help me please

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Levi: I wish we can block people in real life

Satan: Restraining order

Belphie: Murder

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Asmo: I just ended up a 5 year relationship...

MC: oh my god, are you okay?

Asmo: oh I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Diavolo: Barbatos, can you bring some extra cup and sugar ? We have Lucifer with us today

Diavolo: So Lucifer, tea or coffee ?

Lucifer: Coffee would be nice

Diavolo: wrong, it's tea! Better luck next time tho

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Lucifer: are you ready to commit ?

MC: like a crime or a relationship ?

Belphie to MC: pretty sure he meant suicid3

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Satan: listen here you piece of crap, I am NOT your BABY, I am NOT your BABE. Call me with that disgusting name one more time and I'll rip your inside and eat it raw

[ MC, from another room ]: is everything alright, babe ?

Satan: yeah, nothing to worry about, MC !

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Beel: a mosquito bites me and I slapped it too hard and killed it

Beel: and I started thinking

Beel: the mosquito just trying to get food

Beel: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snap my neck

MC: Beel, are you okay

Belphie: I'm kinda jealous of that mosquito ngl

MC: what the fuck

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

MC: I hate you

Satan, in his head: enemies to lovers, slowburn, chapter 105, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words, genre romance tragedy

Satan: I hate you too

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

MC : you think your life is hard? I got transported to a literal hell and had to do a lot of task everyday

The brothers who are forced to work at least 10 hours a day by MC:

what a hypocritical bitch

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

MC: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Satan: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Beel: Drunk

Levi: Wasted

Mammon: Dead

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Asmo, unbutton shirt: "Ugh, it's so hot in here!"

Solomon:

Solomon: Asmo, that's my shirt

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Levi, whispering :MC, what's the WiFi password ?

MC: This is literally a funeral

Levi, typing :this ...is ... literally...a...funeral

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Lucifer to Mammon: do you ever get the urge to tell someone to “shut up,” when they aren’t even talking?

Mammon:

Lucifer: shut up

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Asmo: Solomon~ have I ever told you that you are good at cooking ?

Solomon: Aw, you haven't told me that before

Asmo: so why tf you keep cooking

[obeyme-incorrectquote]

Levi: Ruri Chan is the strongest magical girl out there and nothing can change my mind !

MC: can she beat Goku tho?

Levi: wha-

MC: nvm