Lord Diavolo cannot drive.

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[hedonicghost]

it will cost 1000 hats to get me to not talk about my tf2 obey me au

[obeymebot]

Hi all! This is Mod Asmo! We have entirely too many followers on this blog so I thought I'd do a little interest check here:

Mod Levi did the above art, would the rest of you be interested in seeing more of our TF2/Obey Me AU content? Reblog and let us know in the tags!!

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Solomon always encourages you to try new things, even if you're scared. He insists that whatever it is, he'll do it with you so you won't be alone. He thinks what you're intimidated by is advanced spellcasting. It is actually skydiving. You decide to take him up on this most generous offer.

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It's done. It's finally done. Your kawaii bullet journal grimoire. It's pastel pink and covered in floral stickers. Solomon is appalled, but Levi and Asmo adore it. Looks like you have new study-buddies for your spellcrafting class.

[obeymebot]

Okay so that ace mc headcanons post absolutely blew up and we were not expecting it to, so even though it isn't our normal content, I've decided to take headcanon requests on here!

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Looks like you're on fridge duty again. You arrive at 11:55 AM. You're nervous. Will you be able to stop him this time?

11:56. You glance nervously into the hall.

11:57. You hear footsteps, but it's just Satan passing by.

11:58. Wait, what was that following him?

11:59. Oh my god is that a cat? You peek around the corner after it to see its little tail swishing.

12:00. You turn back to the fridge. Beel's entire upper body is inside of it. Damnit.

[obeymebot]

It has been months since Belphegor ordered 2,640 Grimm of live isopods and nothing has happened. People are getting paranoid. When Belphie cooks, everyone double checks their food (except Beel, who trusts Belphie and eats drywall anyway). Nothing has happened so far. You all live in fear.

[obeymebot]

Ugh I love love love your Ace headcannon post! Especially when you bring up the sex-neutral side! I often feel like I’m not really ace when I enjoy sex and similar feelings so this gave me a lot of affirmation:,))💕💕

Hi anon, thanks so much!! You are totally valid as an asexual and a wonderful human being! Glad you liked the post!!!

[obeymebot]

The Demon Brothers with an Asexual MC 

Written by two people who are actually asexual!!

especially since it’s a “”hot topic”” lately. there’s absolutely no aphobia here, and if any other ace person feels like we should rephrase anything or add onto this, feel free to say so!!!

💙 Lucifer 💙

Thank fucking goodness.

He’s too busy to have a partner constantly whining about sex.

He’s fooled himself for way too long into believing sex was about relieving stress for him. It’s a distraction and he knows it. 

If you’re not inclined to have sex at all, it’d most likely be good for his productivity. 

If you’re sex-neutral or sex-positive, he might initiate on occasion, and that’s a decent indicator that he’s overworked.

Get him to bed or maybe make him some tea. It’ll do him good.

💛 Mammon 💛

He won’t really care, but you bet it’ll make those “But I was their first!!!” comments seem a bit strange. 

At least his brothers don’t have to worry about whether or not that’s true.

As long as he can wrap his arm around you so the whole world knows you’re his, it’s fine. 

Not that he’d want that anyway, though, haha. Why would he want to lay claim to some human? 

Give this man a hug. He’s a sucker for physical affection, but sex? That’s entirely up to you.

He may initiate if you’re sex-positive or sex-neutral, but cap it off with a lot of nervous “Only if you want to”s masked with his classic fake confidence.

🧡 Leviathan 🧡

He’s honestly just happy that you’re comfortable enough with him to tell him!

He’d probably go on some spiel about how it makes it so that your gaming sessions can run longer through the night.

In all honesty, he’s most likely pretty indifferent to sex, so it doesn’t make that much of a difference to him.

He’s more worried about if you’re comfortable with him in general than if you’re comfortable with him sexually.

He’ll start looking for anime and videogames with asexual protagonists to show you.

If you think it’s good rep, he’ll sing its praises all over the net. If you don’t like it, it’s getting flamed.

💚 Satan 💚

“That’s fine.”

A bit aloof at first, maybe, but he’ll ask questions later. He wants to properly understand how you feel. 

Number one priority is how can he make sure you feel comfortable. His own desire for sex doesn’t even enter into the equation. 

He’d much rather curl up with you and a good book and maybe a nice fluffy cat anyway.

Is there anything better than [REDACTED]? Yes, a really good book.

He probably wouldn’t initiate even if you’re sex-positive or sex-neutral. He’s got better things to do, like take you to fancy art galleries.

💖 Asmodeus 💖

You’d think he’d mind, you really would. 

Typically his partners are all about sex, for the very simple reason that he’s good at it. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but he absolutely got used to expressing love via sex.

Having a partner with no interest in it is a bit refreshing in the most paradoxical way. 

He takes the opportunity to try every way he can think of to show his love for you. It’s new and it’s fun and it’s exciting, and he hasn’t had a romance that excited him this much in centuries.  

Get ready for one spa day after another.

People will think you’ve been up to things when they see you leave his room at 3 AM until you hold out your hands and they see the most intricate manicure they’ve ever beheld.

❤️ Beelzebub ❤️

Sharing a meal is absolutely the single most intimate act you could have with Beelzebub, asexual or not. He won’t mind in the slightest. 

Hit the gym with him once in a while, though. If you don’t like working out, you can at least spot for him. 

There’s so many things for you to do together besides have sex, he probably wouldn’t even notice unless you told him. 

If you do tell him outright, he’ll just be confused as to why you were nervous in the first place. Why would he mind?

He’ll buy you some ice cream to cheer you up if you got emotional telling him, but don’t be fooled. That’s just an excuse to get ice cream.

Bonus points if you order and can remember his favourite flavor.

💜 Belphegor 💜

His first response would be something along the lines of “You’ll still nap with me though, right?”

He’s entirely indifferent to it. As long as you’re comfortable, that’s all that matters. He couldn’t care what you might or might not want to do once you get into bed with him.

A good snuggle and maybe a movie is infinitely better than sex for him anyway.

He’d ask often if he’s being too touchy or not, making sure he’s not crossing any boundaries when you’re being physically close with him.

After all, he did strangle you. He’d probably double check on that even if you weren’t ace.

Sex takes a lot of energy anyway, and he doesn’t have it.

[deepseaprincess-deactivated2021]

also if ppl have good recommendations for trans obm writers/artists/content creators, pls share!!!!!!

[gatchagay-deactivated20230602]

i hope you don’t mind but i’m gonna pull these blogs out of the tags so everyone can see these amazing trans content creators! i don’t know a handful of y’all but i would love to get to know and see your amazing work!!!

Writers

@midnight-dome

@nedrynwrites

@kcatta-wodahs

@citrusparade

@satsumasaturn

Artists

@wraithgarden

@mowuune

@cheerypining

@lunariaeus

@trashy-corvian

@hypertonicplague

@ouc

@lolsatan

@belphesnore

Both!!!

@beelspillowpet

@houseof-lamentation

@mammonsanity

@knifenice

@gatchagay (that’s me heheh)

let me know if you want to be added/if i’ve gotten something wrong!! love you all <3

Updated: May 12 10:59am EST

[hedonicghost]

heyo!! i did a collab with my girlfriend!!!!! she did the lines and i did the colors! :D!

[akuzondelivery]

We’re all simping for our big bro Ayde, he must feel so loved.

He loves all his new and old siblings so much. It’s so nice to see how much people like him. He’s a hot manwife, personal cheerleader, and boooooy can he be spicy. Ayde loves you too!

Bonus: You can’t sleep and Ayde makes your favorite snack while he uses a face mask to makes funny faces at you.

[demonvoucher]

hi op! it's polite to credit an artist if you trace their work! the op is @itsmieille and the art traced can be found here!

however, they have stated in their faq to not use their art for any alteration or to claim as your own!

[demonvoucher]

to those of you saying that this was "referenced" and not "traced"

please respect the original artist and call it what it is.

[genetically-inclined]

My custom level for Beat Saber!

[obeymebot]

Hehehe more of my stuff because I Can.

[genetically-inclined]

Hey, check out this AMAZING cover by Momo!! I did the instrumental, which you can also find here: LINK

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Another shameless self-promo before we start posting again? Maybe so.

[hedonicghost]

“I’m just nice period.”

@genetically-inclined and i were talking about a red dwarf obey me cross……. asmo would be cat 100%

[hedonicghost]

hello and welcome to my commission sheet! here’s a link to other places i post art and my discord if needed! a text version can be found below the cut!

Keep reading

[hedonicghost]

happy holidays! i participated in a secret santa event and my giftee was @/horomika on instagram!!!

[obeymebot]

hi! mod levi here! i also took part in the omss!!

[obeymebot]

Hi guys! Mod Asmo here! This year I participated in Obey Me! Secret Santa!! My giftee was @min-mallow !!! I hope you like it!