#mod asmo

[bi-posi]

I love everything about you, darling.

You’re perfect for me.

And waking up to the idea you’re still here with me is fantastic.

[obeymebot]

You wind up sitting in front of Asmodeus for an exam. The TA passes out large examination packets to your row and you get a familiar sinking feeling in your chest. Then they pass the exams to Asmo's row. You hear him whisper quietly, "Oh no she thicc..."

[charactercarts]

Wadanohara Self Care Pack

Shark gummies

Ocean salt scrub

Fluid painting pour kit

Whale blanket

Clown fish chewy

Big blue bath bomb

[thewelterschallenge]

Ahem *taps microphone*

Apologies for the delay lovelies! I was not feeling the best yesterday so the Trials sort of got forgotten. Onward to glory!

First off: we touched a bit on the fact that we were going to have two tiers. Here we’re going elaborate more on that.

Tier One

Tier one is for the busy body, the easily stressed, the deadline apprehensive, the forgetful minded, and the procrastinators. The limit is 5k-10K words for authors, and a two picture limit for artists. For tier one the pictures may be black and white sketches, with minimal detail. (Please, no stick figures. Shades are welcomed here.)

Tier Two

Tier two is for the overachievers, the librarians, the Alice Quinns, and the Meta Composition disciplines. The limit is 10,001-15K words for authors, and 3-4 fully developed pictures for artists. This would include shading, coloring, and full detail. (It’s fine if the picture is black and white if that’s your intention for how it’s supposed to be finished, just make sure it’s not a sketch and looks complete.)

Secondly: we understand that not everyone is an artist, and not everyone in the fandom is an artist, and that we’re still a small fandom and have very few artists in the fandom. FEAR NOT LOYAL UNDERLINGS. Per resourceful magician standards, we are allowing cowrites! It’s up to you how you divide (and conquer) the work, but we do expect you to divide the work equally. And please, don’t come to us with petty problems. We’re all adults here, and mods are not babysitters. Now if you do have a serious issue, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We do care.

Third: While we’re on the subject of art (remotely at least) we are allowing edits and gifs as pieces of art, as long as you take the time to do them well and most importantly that they’re original and fit with the fic that you’re illustrating.

Fourth: We will be pairing you off into teams once the sign ups are closed. While signing up please specify if you’d like to be an artist or an author and if you’d prefer an artist or author partner. (obviously if you’re signing up to be an artist, you’re going to be paired with an author) Artists will be assigned on a first come first serve basis. If you’re a lone wolf (here’s looking at you Penny Adiyodi) then you can select the ‘don’t play well with others’ option. (Also known as ‘If no artist is available, I would prefer to work alone’)

Fifth: We will also be assigning you fun names! Stay tuned for this extra treat!

The timeline goes as follows and is subject to change depending on parties, holiday festivities, and how drunk we mods might be on any given day (except Mod Kate because we do NOT encourage underage drinking. We can’t stop it, but we don’t encourage it. Please celebrate semi-responsibly)

Sign Ups will be posted tomorrow and will be up until Thursday 11/9

Friday 11/10  we will announce teams and names. (Even you solo authors will get a fun name. Embrace it.)

Friday 12/19 Completed projects will be due for submission.

Friday 1/5 we will post a master list and a voting poll. The winning team will receive a prize!

Friday 1/12 we will announce the winners! (Hopefully by then season three will be up and running so we can have a BREAK and brainstorm for the 2018 Welters Challenge!)

We will be checking in with each team periodically and sporadically so make sure you’re on your toes! (In all actuality it will be to insure that all pairings are co-operating well and to make sure if you need to drop out we can provide a stand in as necessary.)

The final and most important rule: the losing team will be banished from the fandom.

Just kidding, have fun my loves!

Asmo

[bi-posi]

bi x pan = power couple

Bi X Pan X Ply X Omni = Power Polycule

But yes, you are absolutely right.

- Mod Asmo

[bi-posi]

I didn't even know how much hatred there was towards pan people from a vocal bi minority... Here I am, identifying as bi and pan and liking both equally and going "Hi fellow pans, hi fellow bis, I love you all", and meanwhile there's hatred and some people are trying to wage a war and, like, WHY? I'm so confused. I'm SO confused.

It extends to any m-spec label that isn’t Bisexual and it was started by people who misread the bi manifesto and assume that it’s the end all be all of biseuxal history- it’s a fringe part of the USA- and also in the manifesto it talks about how bisexual isn’t the only term and how people will label bisexual in their own way. It’s a fluid sexuality.

That being said, exclusionists of any form aren’t rare and honestly I’m not surprised, I just don’t want them anywhere near me honestly.

- Mod Asmo

[obeymebot]

Looks like you're on fridge duty again. You arrive at 11:55 AM. You're nervous. Will you be able to stop him this time?

11:56. You glance nervously into the hall.

11:57. You hear footsteps, but it's just Satan passing by.

11:58. Wait, what was that following him?

11:59. Oh my god is that a cat? You peek around the corner after it to see its little tail swishing.

12:00. You turn back to the fridge. Beel's entire upper body is inside of it. Damnit.

[bi-posi]

Hey I know this blog might not be active so not sure if you’ll see it but I’m non-binary and I’m just genuinely relieved to find a blog that isn’t forcing me to gender myself. Just things like w/w and nb/w lately seems to mean do cis people view me as women and a relief to find a queer blog that doesn’t make me gender myself. So thank you and sorry for rambling

I'm happy to hear that. In fact, I'm very happy to know something I personally love from the blog helped other people. Particularly since I'm nonbinary myself and so gendering posts can be uncomfortable at times when my gender isn't stagnant. Also, never apologize for expressing how happy you are that you feel represented.

- Mod Asmo