Obey Me Incorrect Quotes

| occasional nsfw content | MC is meant to be interpreted as poly | not spoiler free | #1 Belphegor hater |main is somehowsnakesblog |

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: would you guys be insulted about getting an Angel Ornament?

Lucifer: (annoyed) are you serious Mc?

Mc: nah just fucking with ya

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Lucifer: Just because you're pretty doesn't mean you can get away with everything!

MC: YOU THINK IM PRETTY?????!!!!?

Lucifer: No- uh just- never mind.

MC: *Practically vibrating with excitement* GUYS LUCI THINKS IM PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!

Levi: HAH knew he couldn't keep it in, 50 grimm Mammon.

Mammon: Godammit

[obeymeswd-incorrect-quotes]

Leviathan: now that we're done fucking, do you want to play Kirby?

MC:

Leviathan:

MC: yeah sure!

[obeymeswd-incorrect-quotes]

Mammon: I am both dumber and smarter than you think

Mammon: do not estimate me

[tsukii0002]

Belphie: *sleeping in a physically impossible position*

Satan and Mc: *passing by*

Mc: Wait *taking a couple of photos*

Satan: What are you doing?

Mc: Expanding the collection *showing him the gallery full of photos of Belphie sleeping in weird positions*

Satan: Honestly? Impressive.

Mc: Thanks! I have a full hard drive.

Satan: I don't know if that says more about you or about my brother.

.

.

[mferallthegoodnamesaretaken]

Leviathan: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!

[mferallthegoodnamesaretaken]

Luke: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Beelzebub: You’re too young to have enemies.

Luke: You don’t even know.

[mferallthegoodnamesaretaken]

Solomon: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Simeon finally snaps and commits murder?

Diavolo: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

MC: My fatal flaw is seeing something and thinking "yeah I could do that" and then actually following through, that's how I almost lost my arm that one time

Mammon: I mean, that's how we got together, so it cant be all bad

Levi: I'd argue that choosing to date you is probably worse than almost losing an arm

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Rude Demon: But like, what's in their pants?

MC, barely holding back from saying it:….

Asmo: me, usually.

[mferallthegoodnamesaretaken]

Solomon: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Luke: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

[treasureofmammon]

Obey me: Incorrect quotes (91)

MC: Hey there, demons. It's me, ya person.

📌 Masterlist

[obeymeswd-incorrect-quotes]

Diavolo: do you know why i called you here?

MC: because I accidentally sent you my nudes?

Diavolo, no longer pouring two glasses of wine: accidentally?

[stillstuckinthesimpzone]

Solomon : Hehe

MC : What the FUCK do you mean by "Hehe"?! Our house is burning!

[obeymeswd-incorrect-quotes]

Mammon, suddenly interested: this "power of friendship" stuff, can it pay a gambling debt?

[obeymeswd-incorrect-quotes]

MC: how's your drink?

Lucifer:

MC:

Lucifer: have you poisoned me?

MC: relax, it's just a mild sedative, enjoy your rest!

[obeymeswd-incorrect-quotes]

MC, rising up from loosely packed grave soil: who the fuck buried me? this is atrocious! do better next time