Obey me transcripts

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When Vampires go Bad 1-14

Mammon: It's not like I'm asking you to give me ALL of your blood or anything.

Mammon: I just need a little, that's all. That'd be okay, right?

CHOICE

Absolutely not!

Well, I guess you could have a little...

MC: Absolutely not!

Mammon: You're stingy.

MC: Well, I guess you could have a little...

Leviathan: Are you stupid? Do you have a death wish? Is that it?

Leviathan: Like, that was the WORST possible answer! But you just chose it like you didn't even care!

Leviathan: You know, if this were a horror game, you'd be staring at the game over screen right now.

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Leviathan: Listen Mammon, you're not the only one ho has other stuff he could be doing.

Leviathan: I could be playing Scarlet Moon right now! The action horror game where you play as a vampire that hunts humans every night!

Leviathan: Ugh, I'm so close to getting the true ending to that game!

Leviathan: Although, I guess every once in a while it IS nice to taste human blood in real life rather than in a game...

Mammon: Yeah, it really is. Listen, MC... How about you let me lick your fingertip or somethin'?

Leviathan: You know, in Scarlet Moon, vampires kiss their victims and suck the blood out through their lips.

Mammon: ...Wanna try it?

Leviathan: You'd be up for that, right MC...?

CHOICE

No!

Just... be gentle...

MC: No!

MC: Just...be gentle...

Mammon: Pff... hehehe.

Leviathan: Ahaha!

Mammon: Man, if you could SEE the look on your face right now...

Leviathan: We're not REALLY going to do anything like that. If Lucifer caught us, we'd be dead.

Mammon: Eh, still. I wouldn't let my guard down if I were you.

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When Vampires go Bad 1-12

Leviathan: Really? So Asmo and Satan tried to attack you?

Leviathan: And I hear that Beel almost fed on you, too...

Leviathan: If Lucifer and Belphie hadn't been there to save you, you'd be dead by now. No doubt about it.

Mammon: Eh, whatever. Who cares?

Mammon: What I want to know is, why am I stuck showin' some lame human around? Me, the Great Mammon!

Leviathan: You talk big, but you know you're too scared to defy Lucifer's orders.

Mammon: Shaddup, you!

Choice

Obviously you have nothing better to do.

Thank you. It's kind of you to do this.

As if I wanted you for an escort, Mammon...

MC: Obviously you have nothing better to do.

Mammon: Yo, human. What'd you just say?

Mammon: Listen, you... I'll drink your blood! I'll really do it!

MC: Thank you. It's kind of you to do this.

Mammon: Right, that's the sorta attitude I expect from a human: nice and docile. The way a human should be!

Mammon: I'm a real busy demon, understand?! Don't you forget it!

MC: As if I wanted you for an escort, Mammon...

Mammon: Wha?! What'd you just... WHAT?!

Leviathan: Pff...

Mammon: Don't LAUGH, Levi!

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Mammon: I was s'pposed to be selling a bunch of synthetic blood today. It was gonna be a big sale!

Mammon: But all that went up in smoke! Because of THIS human!

Leviathan: Ah, you mean that elixir of yours? The one that only contains a single drop of actual human blood?

Leviathan: That's all a big scam, and you know it.

Mammon: Hey, I don't wanna hear it! Blame my customers for bein' stupid enough to buy it!

Mammon: Hold on, though... If I took this human's blood, I could make a 100 percent PURE version, couldn't I?

Mammon: I bet that would fetch a real high price...

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When Vampires go Bad 1-10

Asmodeus: Hehe, you're so cute... Don't worry I'll make sure it doesn't hurt, okay?

Asmodeus: Actually, it might be SO good that that you die from the sheer pleasure

Asmodeus: Ooh, I guess that means you're going to die either way, huh?

Asmodeus: Oh well, it doesn't matter to me whether you're alive or dead, really.

Asmodeus: Either way, I'm going to love you like you've never been loved before!

???: ...Hey.

Asmodeus: ...?!

Satan: You're being loud. I'm trying to read my book in peace over here...

Asmodeus: ...Satan. I didn't realise you were in the room.

Satan: Well, I've been here since you two came in.

Asmodeus: Well then, this is perfect! We're about to have some fun... Why don't you join us?

Asmodeus: You're okay with that, right MC?

Choice

Of course not!

The more the merrier!

I mean, whatever...

MC: Of course not!

Asmodeus: Ooh, when you get upset like that it just makes me even MORE excited!

MC: The more the merrier!

Asmodeus: Hehe, you really know a good time when you see one, don't you?

MC: I mean, whatever...

Asmodeus: So cold and indifferent, I actually like that, you know?

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Satan: Lucifer's going to be angry if you try anything on that human.

Asmodeus: Right, that's what makes it so much fun!

Satan: You do have a point.

Satan: I wonder... How does that blood of yours taste, MC?

Satan: I bet it's sweet and warm, and it melts on the tongue...

???: You two...

Lucifer: What do you think you're doing?

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When Vampires go bad 1-7

Asmodeus: “I’m so glad I ran into you! I’ve been looking for you!

Asmodeus: Please, you have to come with me! I need your help!”

Choice

All right! 

What’s wrong?

MC: All right!

Asmodeus: “Thank you, MC...!

Asmodeus: Now come on, this way!”

MC: What’s wrong?

Asmodeus: “There’s no time to explain right now!

Asmodeus: Just come with me. You’ll understand soon enough.

Asmodeus: Now come on, hurry!”

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Asmodeus: “MC, thank you so much for coming here with me. 

Asmodeus: I can’t tell you how happy I am. I really should do something to thank you, shouldn’t I?”

Choice

What exactly do you need me to help you with?

Something to thank me? What do you mean?

MC: “What exactly do you need me to help you with?”

Asmodeus: “Hehe... What do you think? I need you to help me satiate my hunger. 

Asmodeus: I want your blood so bad I can’t stand it, and you’re the only one who can do anything about that!

Asmodeus: Hehe, but if I get overexcited and take so much of your blood that it kills you, sorry in advance, okay?”

MC: “Something to thank me? What do you mean?”

Asmodeus: “Well isn’t it obvious?

Asmodeus: In exchange for allowing me to indulge in your blood...

Asmodeus: I’ll show you an amazing time like only I can. As my gift to you, I’ll make sure you experience pleasure like you’ve never known before, MC.

Asmodeus: Hehe, but if I get overexcited and take so much of your blood that it kills you, sorry in advance, okay?” 

Asmodeus: Your skin is so tender, so fragile... Like this spot here... It’s so soft and supple. 

Asmodeus: If I were to sink my teeth into it, I wonder what sort of noises you’d make...?”

-End of scene-

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When Vampires go bad 1-5

Belphegor: “All right, let’s see what we’ve got: Tomato juice, red curry with extra habanero peppers, and lean fillet of bat marinated in ketchup.

Belphegor: Sure, it may not satisfy you like human blood, but if you eat all this, it should stave off the hunger for now.”

Beel: “More...”

Belphegor: “Wh... you finished that already?! That was fast! 

Belphegor: Here, have some more tomato juice.”

Beel: “...Okay. I feel a little better now.

Beel: Hey, human. Did you say your name was MC?

Beel: I’m sorry for attacking you like that.”

Choice 

Do you know how terrified I was?

Whatever. I’m mad at you.

Well, you couldn’t help it.

Mc: “Do you know how terrified I was?”

Beel: “...I really am sorry.”

Belphegor: “Look’s like we’ve managed to calm Beel down. You can go now MC.”

Mc: “Whatever. I’m mad at you.”

Beel: “...Sorry. I just sort of lost my head.”

Belphegor: “Look’s like we’ve managed to calm Beel down. You can go now MC.”

Mc: “Well, you couldn’t help it”

Belphegor: “Exactly. It’s not like anyone can blame you. I mean, you were starving, and you had this totally defenceless human nearby. 

Belphegor: It’s like being stuck in the middle of a desert with the sun beating down on you, and then being asked to not drink a glass of water.”

Belphegor: “Look’s like we’ve managed to calm Beel down. You can go now MC.”

Beel: “Yeah, you probably should. If you hang around here too long, I might attack you again.”

???: “MC, there you are! Finally!”

Asmodeus: “I’ve been looking for you! 

Asmodeus: Please, you have to help me!”

-End of Scene

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When Vampires go bad 1-3

-Flashback-

Diavolo: “As our excahnge student from the human world, you’ll be spending the next year here in the Land of Vampires. 

Diavolo: I wish you the best MC. Good luck!”

-End of Flashback-

MC: ...!

Choice 

Open the door

Don’t open the door

Mc: Open the door.

Beel: So... hungry

Mc: Don’t open the door

Mc: ...

Open the door.

Beel: “So...hungry

Beel: Blood... human blood...”

Choice 

Somebody help me!

Go ahead, feed away. 

Mc: “Somebody help me!”

Beel: “Blood... Let me have your blood...!”

Belphegor: “Hey, Beel! No!”

Mc: “Go ahead, feed away.”

Beel: ! “Wh...really?

Beel: I...can’t take it anymore. 

Beel: This is your fault.

Beel: Your blood smells so good... Too good...”

Belphegor: “Hey, Beel! No!”

Beel: !

Belphegor: “No snacking on the human. You know that.”

Beel: “But... I’m soooo hungryyy!”

Belphegor: “Maybe so, but this human is off limits. You don’t want to cross Lucifer.”

Beel: “Aww...

Beel: I’m so hungry...!”

Belphegor: “Ugh. Just hang in there a little longer, Beel.

Belphegor: ...Hey, you. 

Belphegor: Do you think you could help me take Beel here to the kitchen?”

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When Vampires go bad 1-1

Diavolo: “Welcome to the Land of Vampires, MC.

Diavolo: ...Oh, pardon me. Feeling a bit shocked, are we?

Diavolo: I am Diavolo. I am the ruler of all vampires, and all here know of me.”

Lucifer: “Speaking on behalf of all vampires in this great and storied land of ours...

Lucifer: I offer you a most heartfelt welcome, MC.”

Choice

Vampires...?

Don’t you mean “demons”...?

So...is this some sort of dream?

MC: Vampires...?

Lucifer: “That’s right. Vampires”

MC: “Don’t you mean ‘demons’...?”

Lucifer: “It would seem you’re still confused.”

MC: “So...is this some sort of dream?”

Lucifer: “Would you prefer it if it was?”

Mammon: “Hey, woah, hey! Are you sure this one’s all right? Like, is there really an actual brain inside of that head?”

Asmodeus: “Hehe, well... as strange as the human looks, I bet they taste good...”

Beel: “Yeah... and you’re telling me that this human is our new exchange student? Ugh, this is going to be torture.”

Satan: “Belphie, keep an eye on Beel. Make sure he doesn’t ‘accidentally’ feed on this human’s blood.”

Belphegor: “What? Why do I have to do it?”

Leviathan: “Pff, you got stuck on guard duty, lololol.”

Lucifer: “That warning doesn’t just go for Beel. None of you are to feed nor snack on the human.”

Diavolo: “As our exchange student from the human world, you’ll be spending the next here in the Land of Vampires.

Diavolo: I wish you the best luck, MC. Good Luck!”

-End of scene-