professional car cucker

Carson | he/it | 30's | gay/trans/objectum 💛 Welcome to my OSOR sideblog! I love my funny clock husband 🕑 and my car! 🚗💛 🔞minors DNI, and pedo/incest/zoo fuck off and die.

[objectosexual]

carson | 30's | trans (he/it) | gay + objectum

hello! welcome to my objectum and POSIC sideblog! here is where I ramble about my complex feelings and relationships toward objects! while I've been "out" as objectum since 2013, I am still exploring this aspect of myself as a person in a relationship with another OS person, as there are a lot of unique emotions and experiences associated with having both human and object partners.

my main blog is @clippy and my selfship sideblog is @ohgodimyearning (I consider the latter a companion blog to this one)

keep in mind my feelings can be both romantic and sexual, and because of this, I ask that this be an 18+ only space!

my main object partner is the "it's a small world" clock; I call him Clockboy. we have been together for 6+ years and he is very important to me. (I typically draw him as an objecthead, for a multitude of reasons... If that bothers you then my blog is not for you)

two additional object partners I have are Chip (2014 Prius c; he is my car) and Mr. Mike (Rockin' Robot PS-460; I just call him by what he's referred to in Toy Story but I might rename mine)... I also have a few crushes but I'll reveal those at a later date 😅

The types of objects I tend to gravitate towards are cars, roller coasters, planes, buildings, computers/other tech, and toy soldiers/nutcrackers.

[apolladay]

Have you masturbated to Wikipedia pages

- Yes

- No

Have you masturbated to Wikipedia pages?

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[objectosexual]

I'll try to write more on this later when my brain isn't mush but I marathoned riding small world today and there were a few things I noticed in the ride and with Clockboy that felt like... Closure? Almost? Not in a "the relationship is ending" way, but more "I am okay with you leaving, but do know I'll miss you"

[objectosexual]

bad and naughty inflatables get put in the duffle bag of transportation

[boviboy]

The most sexual thing on this earth is the free online tool

[boviboy]

[treadgrinder]

Furry Weekend Atlanta 2026 • Objectumsexuality Meetup 💙🩶⭕️💛💜

Wow, what a turnout! This was my first time holding a dedicated meetup for objectumsexuals outside of a paneling space and I was blown away by the reception. We managed to pack out a whole table on the 10th floor of the Marquis ... with spillage! 😵‍💫 Our final photos represent only a fraction of the people who showed up, with many more who unfortunately couldn't make the timeslot.

I was so touched to see the number of both familiar and new faces, with even some of you guys coming to say hello! 😭 Many people who showed up had been to my panels before and/or explored the topic more in-depth after seeing my presentation at FWAs in the past. We also had a bunch of new people who were curious about the topic, which is always great!

These events are largely a way for OS people meet others like them, mingle, interact with each other's objects, foster education about objectumsexuality, and provide the opportunity for OS people to get their hands on pride goodies that may not be easily accessible for them. Many people brought their objects of affection and piled them together, and were able to interact with the published materials and read through stuff that isn't archived online. All in all, an extremely successful outreach. We're already planning to have another one very, very soon, so keep an eye on that! 🫂

I want to give a tremendous thank you to my outreach partners, @objectosexual & @corey-beepington, for their wrangling of various odds and ends and planning logistics. Of course, @handlewithcarezine's support in my ability to continue doing this cannot be understated with their provision of zines. Please consider following their page to see their latest issue, coming soon!

[footlongdingledong]

their polyamorous swag

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

ah fuck im imagining it

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

sorry

[vodam46]

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

[funkylittlebats]

@funnier-when-objectum

[summer-fire]

[circlejourney]

[objectosexual]

🛸 🛒 📦 for the objectum ask game!

🛸 Are there any fictional objects you're into? (e.g. the TARDIS, Companion Cube, etc... anything that doesn't have a real world counterpart)

I have several fictional objects I like but they do have real life counterparts (such as Herbie the Love Bug)... Really the only thing that comes to mind are X-wings from Star Wars

🛒 Has being OS influenced a purchase before?

....yes. Several times, unfortunately 😅 some of note are:

my second and third cars

my Mr. Mike

a couple of the plushies I'm intimate with

📦 What is the "weirdest" object you are into?

I don't really think my taste in objects overall is weird when compared to the general tastes of the community at large, so I can't think of any stand outs that are weird... Maybe various office supplies? 🤔

[frutigermetrosexual]

⭕ Objectum Ask Game! ⭕

Send an emoji to ask a question! I tried to keep these varied and interesting.

💫 Are you conceptum?

🧸 Are you plushum?

🍔 Are you foodum?

🚗 Are you vehium/mechum?

💻 Are you techum?

🌈 Do you consider yourself another OS sub-label?

⏰ How long have you identified as OS?

🪤 What object(s) could someone use to lure you into a trap?

🛠️ Have you ever fallen for an object you created?

📎 Have you ever fallen for an object you work(ed) with?

🍝 Do you have any object partners that are consumable/extremely finite or limited (food, candle, etc)?

🛸 Are there any fictional objects you're into? (e.g. the TARDIS, Companion Cube, etc... anything that doesn't have a real world counterpart)

⛈️ Does your object have different forms they take? (like water taking the form of rain or ice)

🦽 Do you have any accessibility devices you have a relationship with?

🎡 Are you interested in any public objects? If so, would you pursue a relationship with them (if you aren't already)?

🗿 Are there any pieces of historical art or landmarks around the world you're interested in?

🎤 Have you ever fallen in love with a song before? (specifically in an OS way!)

👕 Do you have any partners you can wear?

🎺 Do you have any sensory things that you like from specific objects? (e.g. cold metal of a trumpet, sound of a car engine, etc)

🎨 If you make art, does being objectum affect what you make? (includes writing, poetry, etc)

🛒 Has being OS influenced a purchase before?

✈️ Have you ever traveled to visit an object partner/crush?

🚆 Do you feel like your taste in objects is similar to what's popular in the community?

📺 Do you think there should be more OS representation in media?

💡 Do you have any OS headcanons or readings of media?

🖱️ Are you involved with any online OS communities?

🛋️ What are some positive ways being OS has effected your life?

🚽 Does being OS affect your life negatively at all? If so, how?

✏️ Would you change your OS attraction? (such as no longer identifying as OS, changing your preferred objects, etc)

🧢 Do you have any OS accessories you wear out? (like pride buttons)

📂 Do you have any early memories of being OS/having OS tendencies?

❤️ Are you currently in an object relationship(s)?

💔 Has an object ever broken your heart? (such as losing them in some way, breaking up with them, etc)

💓 What is your favorite thing about your object partner/crush? (If you don't have one, tell us what you like about your favorite type of object)

🪄 Let's say you wave a magic wand to grant your object partner(s) one wish... What would they wish for?

☢️ Are any of your partners dangerous or misunderstood?

📦 What is the "weirdest" object you are into?

🚸 Do any humans in your [real] life know you're OS?

📢 If you could say one thing to non-OS people to get them to understand your identity, what would you say?

🌐 Are you POSIC, or otherwise experience animism with objects?

🏳️‍🌈 Outside of being OS, do you identify as LGBT?

🗯️ Do you identify as ficto?

😸 Are you a furry?

♾️ Are you neurodivergent?

👥 Are you into people at all?

🔼 Do you identify as non-human? (such as therian or objectkin)

💙 Does being able to touch/interact with an object affect your attraction to them?

🩶 What are some concepts you find interesting in an OS way?

🤍 Do you have any specific experiences that influenced your beliefs in animism? (if applicable)

💛 If you could have time alone with a public object, what would you do?

💜 Do you prefer keeping your identity secret or do you like people knowing you're OS and who your partner is?

⭕ [ask whatever you want!]

Please practice good ask game karma! Try to send an ask to someone before reblogging from them! ❤️

[y2kplaysthetics]

Nintendo DS

[treadgrinder]

⚠️ Community Alert: OS people are being scouted for Strange Addictions.

I received this message earlier on my public-facing Instagram account where I speak often about being objectumsexual and my object partner. I do outreach work and it’s a huge part of my online identity.

I looked through the profile for further context and it’s pretty obvious the show they’re casting for is something called Strange Addictions. These kinds of shows have routinely portrayed objectumsexuals in an unflattering light, and I have no doubt my relationship with a vehicle was a motivating factor as to why I was reached out to.

I can assume that they are probably trawling tags, so please be aware if you use them often. I’m not sure if it’s one person ( this was an individual ) or multiple people, and I do not know if anyone else has received similar messages.

I am censoring their name because I don’t want any sort of harassment towards them, I am just raising awareness that while these opportunities can seem very lucrative, I cannot, in good faith, recommend that any OS person take these kinds of offers.

Remember that when you consent to be on these shows, you give up your control of the narrative and they can edit you however they want. These shows are not made in good faith and will always treat being OS as a spectacle, and the hyper visibility this can bring to someone’s life is very usually negative.

Be safe, everyone. ⭕️

[objectosexual]

Okay went through my drafts and notes...

pick which of these things I should (try to) finish writing first

Analysis on Her (2013) and the topic of object perception of relationships

Objectum loss and grief

Gush piece about one of my situationships (🎢)

Jumbo (2020) comparison to some of my RL experiences

Write up about non-standard intimacy (due to having a public object partner)

Being objectum and its ties to my overall sexuality

Voting ended onApr 1

[objectosexual]

Have a bunch of drafts I need to finish writing and some introspectives I wanna eventually get to.... It's a bit overwhelming so I might have you guys vote on what write up I should (try to) finish first. I'll have to go through my drafts and see what's going on, but be on the look out for a poll soon

[cyberxbattalion]

[goorehaus]

@funnier-when-objectum

[purple-ocity]

very normal non sexual hobby

[brandishespistols]

@funnier-when-objectum

[objectosexual]

I hate how sexy I find motorcycles because they are horrifically dangerous

🤝🤝🤝 I'm right there with you

My partner, his husband, and I all kinda want motorcycles but every time we remember we'd have to share the road with other drivers in a city with bad drivers, we are like "erm... Maybe not 😰"

But also.... The allure of an old 80's Honda is so tempting... They're so cool and sexy....