Objects of Adoration

A place to confess your crushes, feelings, or thoughts having to do with objectum attraction!

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Welcome to Objectum Confessional!

This blog is run by a system that is full to the brim with objectum members. Here, you can confess pretty much anything having to do with your objectum attraction, anonymous or otherwise.

Any confessions featuring nsfw will be tagged #nsft and marked as such, so if you would like to avoid them, you can block said tag. Otherwise, we will moderate content accordingly.

Tell us what you feel, think, and desire. We love to hear about you, your partners, and your crushes!

List of taken anon tags below:

sniper anon

ᓚᘏᗢ anon

🎭 anon

🌃 anon

random gamepad girl

gamer anon

gundam anon

🐼🐈‍⬛ anon

spy anon

🦊🪡 anon

🦌 anon

Scifi anon🧪

helmet anon

van man

💻🌱🐬 anon

🫐 anon

💻 anon

XP anon

🧡 anon

☎ anon

🚗 anon

the anon of the opera

💉🥩 meatfreak anon

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Pretty sure I’m a cuck and my human partner doesn’t know I’m objectum and the greatest parts of the day are when I get an opportunity to give objects I’m attracted to him. He’s going to play games? I’m giving him my prettiest controller who I dote on constantly. Needs to look something up? Borrow my laptop. She makes a beautiful sound when you press her spacebar. I don’t feel anything further than romantic attraction towards humans but do for objects objects I like and I normally get pissed when people touch them, but when it’s a person I love touching objects I love it just feels different?. But uh. He still doesn’t get to use my antique computers. Especially my Macintosh. That one is for my eyes only and he’s so pretty and I’m so lucky I found him at a garage sale a few years ago <3

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To my fellow OS folk, I love you. Your love is beautiful. Your love is messy and passionate just like any other. You are not a freak, you are not a burden, you do not deserve to be ridiculed.

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Happy Valentines day to everyone who celebrates! Hope everyone got the opportunity to tell the people they love how much they're appreciated! 

Today I went on a date with my bicycle, Roy.

It's been a while since our last trip, so I gave him a tune-up. I fixed his brakes and greased the chain, and now he's running smoother than ever, no squeaky front brake! I love tune-ups because I get to press against him in public and get close and intimate without seeming weird. Sometimes I talk to him and reassure him too. I bet he appreciates the attention. 

After the spa day, (lol) we went down to my favorite Mexican restaurant and I got my usual carne asada with rice and beans. Then I ate it in my favorite nook behind the theater. This is one of my favorite spots to park. I feel like I can relax there, especially in Roy's company.

It was nice getting to spend time together today, and even just finally getting to ride again. The winter's been harsh, so I really haven't been going outside, especially to bike, but today was bearable, and almost nice! It felt kinda silly being out and about and seeing people out with their human partners and I was just out on my bike. Little did they know...

After our date, I dropped him off in his garage and gave him a little kiss on the seat. It was a really good Valentines Day. Thought y'all would enjoy hearing about it!

- 🚲🐶anon

[uraniumchips]

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okok I have a stupid cute kinda clunky chromebook thats named ace and ohhh dear .... their keyboard ,, it feels literally so good to fuck against. I kinda catch myself fantasizing about it a lot heheh. I've really only busted on the poor thing twice, (and reminds me, seriously need to clean him out since I uhm. squirted a bit the first time and broke them due to water damage) but oh dear god something about the second time I did it while they were showing me their error screen was HOOTTTTT okay sorry tmi I know shies away

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Before recently I’ve only been interested in computers but my roommate recently bought a piano and lifting the cover and watching the insides move feels so innapropriate. The piano has definitely awakened something in me 😵‍💫

I don’t know how to play the piano and I don’t plan to learn but the way the stuff inside it moves when I press the keys is so beautiful.

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Update on the cute card reader that kept struggling to take cards! They got stuck in a boot loop :[

Poor girl’s connectors were worn out or dirty I guess. She’s gotta go get fixed up. I hope they actually repair them instead of replacing them.

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i like any funky version of normal objects...

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Oh my god plants i fucking love plants.

I want to be wrapped in vines, unable to escape, and have them begin to grow around me, trapping me in their love forever

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i think i might be like. really into one of my skylander figures. shes just really pretty and cute and uhmmm. i was wiping the dust of all my skylanders earlier (theyre all second hand) and i got really flustered and embarrassed when i had to clean a significant amount of dust from between her legs

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idk if i would call myself objectum or not but pinball machines 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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I wish there were more ways of getting intimate with stuffed animals as someone who does not possess a penis

like goddamnit I do not want to top my plushies, but my options otherwise are limited

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I got one of my sword f/os in the steel and ough. I love it. It’s so pretty oh my Lady!!!!!! Like legitimately when I’m home, it never leaves my side. If you wanna know what it looks like, look up rivers of blood from Elden Ring. Such a pretty sword and now it’s mine and I have it and I love it so much‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ My sword‼️‼️‼️#mysword

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Diecast cars are sooo cute and easy to just hold in your hand and kiss and rub and can be carried around 🥺🥺🥺 All the allure of your favorite model of car in a miniature form how could you NOT fall in love???

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is it just me or is putting dvds in the player kind of erotic..

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I love printers so much I genuinely have no idea where this came from I just love them with all of my heart. Every time I see people complaining about how printers never work I just get like. That's my WIFE. my beautiful misunderstood wife who is trying her BEST.