Speechless

Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you're SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. You were born with a DISEASE, which some people wouldn't call a disease, but it's just as traumatic as a cancerous growth building in your body. You name is Dave Strider, and you are mute. M!A Status: N/A

[thefriendlydj]

[the-painful-deactivated20121111]

[mikajaggermorrison]

[heisenbergdownrodeo-deactivated]

[sailorkoo]

[kruegersdomain-deactivated20130]

[pinknymhpet]

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[brandywarhol]

[xxxxxxxxxxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo]

[fuckyeahabandonedplaces]

[obmutescence-blog]

alright well bros all better now and bandaged and shit so were heading home ill be back later were gonna have a bro moment in the car alright laters 

[grimarchive]

I could go on a long winded rant for a greeting but I’m sure there’s no need for that, now is there?

Hello there Dave. How are you? How have you been? Do you want me to continue on asking questions because I can.

[obmutescence-blog]

no but thats just the norm for roses you become accustomed to calling your sister and bein like yo (metaphorically i cant even talk on the phone) and she goes into a rant about how the bounce dryer ball doesnt work and shes out of detergent and how are you are you using the cream and youre like wow rose

im good

[arachniddesperado-deactivated20]

Oh my god you’re in love with Sheldon.

[obmutescence-blog]

though i will not deny my adoration and affection for jim parsons in general its not a quote by sheldon

[obmutescence-blog]

okay so ive been sitting here for another half hour and fucking just looked over at the wall or i thought wall and its just a little tiny fucking fence thing and it looks so dangerous like hot damn what if your kid gets sick and you bring them to the hospital and you lose sight of him for a bit and youre like jimmy and turns out he hopped over the shit and splat little jimmy is fucking liquidy jimmy now

[grimarchive]

Yes, that’s correct.

[obmutescence-blog]

youre kind of short winded for a rose

[arachniddesperado-deactivated20]

Woah there Dave.

Dave your sexual fantasies are showing.

[obmutescence-blog]

no its a line from the big bang theory