#grimtherapist

[anathematique]

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hey hi

hows your night goin

[embellishedbookworm]

@grimtherapist mentioned you on a post “your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

@embellishedbookworm​ Just as unlikely. It's not in the stars or any celestial bodies.

suuuure. you and i both know that i wouldn’t be able to prove that you were lying about that.

[shachathabrah]

grimtherapist replied to your post: +f in the chat for invincible engineer dick

F.

embellishedbookworm replied to your post: +f in the chat for invincible engineer dick

f.

your fs have been noted

thanks gamers

[fangsmyth]

jim carrey in sonic will steal my heart on valentines day || accepting

@enradiant​ sent: M I N E C R A F T was this for john bc--

M   :   MOONLIGHT.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

renting out an entire gothic mansion/castle and just going to town for a whole week. it’d probably be interlaced with some soft intimate moments like sharing dinner and literally all the lights would be candles and sharing a bath with rose petals in a clawfoot tub... but yeah mostly just a nice lil bit of indulgence for the aesthetic

would have to be with a vampire though or someone that will at least be willing to pull off that many theatrics for him it’s important it’s part of the bit

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

disturbingly easy like he is Very close to saying it to the point where it’s relatively meaningless. lanque is extra and likes saying it in hidden and subtle ways rather than the direct statement, because it just seems so... basic but yeah lanque saying things like “you know if you’re not okay with me doing this, you can just say it, right?” or asking questions so he can surprise you with thoughtful gifts later

he’s really loving he’s just mediocre at showing it directly

N   :   NAUGHTY.   what is your muse like in bed?

oh he’s a fucking nightmare. lanque has done so much and just has such high standards for what it takes for him to cum he can get pretty abrasive and rough, but he’s also fairly accommodating. ( ignoring the fact that he will literally fuck you until you pass out ) he’s into pain, but since he’s expecting disappointment anyways his partner comes first. 

sex is important for him. he feels like it’s the only way he can do any form of ‘healing’ without breaking character, and that it’s super freeing? lanque is horny with reason i promise you.

there’s a lot of dirty talking going on the fucker is also super efficient and quick to find exactly which spots get his partner going ummm bitch loves doin Oral....... Obviously..................... i could literally go on for hours but i will cut myself off there

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

NO he doesn’t like hugs or at least if he’s going to hug it better turn into something else!! which is unfortunate because lanque gives such soft and strong hugs that offer so much safety that flat out doesn’t exist. he’s powerful his skin and nice smells are a secret poison

lanque hates doing aftercare bc it’s too personal did i mention--

( @faithlines​ also sent C ! )  C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

yes, but lanque mainly likes dark chocolate. like SUPER dark chocolate, he’ll indulge in like bon bons with fruit in em or smth but generally speaking he wants that cool 70% cacao he likes bitter shit on occasion

R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

he sells himself as a cynic but he’s a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge romantic! lanque loves flowers and poetry, one of his big big secret wishes is just going out on a picnic with someone and them playing the violin for him as he sips white wine and watches birds or some soft shit i’m so tired i crave him to stop feeling fear

A   :   AFFECTION.   how does your muse show affection?

lanque doesn’t say anything, he pulls you into his lap ( or takes a seat in yours if you’re taller than him ) and just sort of... tucks his head in a good spot. he loves to talk, but his means of showing affection are usually super silent? he definitely expresses it more through actions, like lanque will literally never hug anyone that’s endgame that’s new game plus you fucking did it

F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

extremely good do not let me fool you he’s a very talented himbo with a silver tongue and a taste for vengeance lanque generally manages to get by through sheer bluntness alone and is honestly just so forward most people would reasonably see it as overwhelming and intimidating?

but at the same time it’s cool, he’s confident, he makes you feel really special if you don’t know him. and tbf he will stop if you tell him to stop, but unfortunately he does get kind of dickish and peer pressure-y more so just to make you feel bad but

......also really explicit and straightforward ask him what he wants to do to you and he’ll give you a super detailed outline in his own words he never saw the point in beating around the bush

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

yeeeeeeeeees he Craves it he’s never Experienced it but he’s sure it’s out there

@grimtherapist​ sent: U X J

U   :   UNREQUITED.   has your muse had their heart broken?

oh every other month, honestly if lanque has a relationship that doesn’t end with him breaking his own heart he’ll freak out! he’s used to drama and lives on it, the idea of having a normal, healthy relationship is  𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐

he probably got his heart snapped too hard by somebody in his youth and just never recovered but you know c’is la vie doesn’t excuse being a fucking monster

X   :   XOXO.   does your muse use / like pet names?

lanque LOVES pet names!!!! he already uses the bad ones for catcalling and all that, but they’re more like placeholders? when the relationship develops, and this is sort of a hidden means of showing it, he’ll come up with specific ones tailored just for you 

it’s to make them feel special but it also makes it easier for him to take advantage of them did i ever mention that lanque is an objectively terrible partner

J   :   JEALOUSY.   does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

all the time!!! lanque drops so many little things to try and distance his partners away from some of their friends or people they’re into, too like pointing out subtle quirks that really should bother people but no one really notices until someone points it out. he’s the guy to point it out. he’s terrible.

[embellishedbookworm]

#Oh I'm mostly certainly immortalizing this in the pages of my blog. #No take backsies as it were.

@grimtherapist​

omg you really just did that.

[fangsmyth]

i lost the meme but not the questions...... :pensive:

@grimtherapist asked: ♛ — Does your muse believe in luck? What about fate?

haha absolutely fuckin not!! lanque is a huge believer in cause and effect, that everything happens for some sort of reason. he’s a believer in karma, but i feel like he has the philosophy of “if fate exists, it’s insanely cruel” you know some edgy shit like that

@beyondtheglasswall asked: ♘ — Do they believe humanity/their species, as a whole, to be moving in the ‘right’ direction or the ‘wrong’ one? Why do they believe this?

absolutely not in lanque’s mind alternia is totally screwed and going to stay that way. he sees the system for what it is, absolute horseshit, bigoted, and completely unfair. it’s for totally selfish reasons, mostly being that he loves fucking and he really doesn’t wanna stop. 

but lanque would also argue that the duties of a jadeblood are horrible outside of that, having to kill grubs whenever they get sick and essentially facilitate tests that determine whether or not they’re allowed to live after the fact. (at the same time considering how many eggs a mother grub has it makes Sense it just sucks)

[wouldhope]

" i keep waking up in a panic, clutching at my throat and struggling to breathe. "

                   * make a statement, face your fear / accepting !

      “That’s...” 

      He hesitates, not quite knowing what to say. Comforting others had never quite been his expertise, and he wasn’t sure if that was what Rose wanted in the first place. This part of friendship was exactly the part he wasn’t good at, the part he wasn’t used to. He rarely talked about this sort of thing himself without turning it into a joke, so... It was hard to know what she wanted him to stay. He frowns, furrowing his brows, looking a bit concerned. Never too much so, though. 

      “I guess the game gave a lot of us nightmares, huh? Shit, that sucks - I’m guessing you haven’t gotten a good nights sleep in a while then?”

[fangsmyth]

valid to whittle wood valid to whittle wood || accepting

@grimtherapist asked: “So, you ever kill a man?”

the question makes him laugh. instantly. lanque doesn’t get too crazy, somewhat self-conscious of the sick cackle he can make when people genuinely tickle him. but surely the question was some kind of joke. the sharp fangs, nails carefully manicured with red, and the drop of blood on his collar are subtle hints to his violent tendencies. nonetheless, they’re hidden behind closed doors.

it’s just convenient that he never bothers to lock them.

“ surely you jest, right? are you scared i’m gonna hurt you? please, i only kill who has it coming to ‘em. ”