Dazed and distracted.

30s. Neurotic. This is a place for things. Come and stay awhile.

[obscuredrapture]

Wow. I have not been active on this page in forever.  See me over at @asirensrage. I’m far more active there. 

[harold-shes-lesbian]

this is too real though

[girlsandart]

SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately they’re at the point of giving negative fucks

[asflowersfade]

Don’t try to guilt-trip me into anything. There’s a 100% chance that I’ll do the exact opposite just to spite your manipulative ass.

[obscuredrapture]

It's been awhile since I've been on this blog...

[somelikeitpop]

happy Labor Day

[professorsparklepants]

Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON

Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????

Zuko: *speaks*

Katara: nevermind I hate him

[brawltogethernow]

How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.

[professorsparklepants]

Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer

[brawltogethernow]

Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.

[jasonptodd]

*eats my wedding vows after reading them so no one will have physical proof of my vulnerability*

[jasonptodd]

this guy gets it

[untitled63316]

I just saw this cute shit on Facebook and now I’m crying 😩😩😩

[madamslayyy]

Literally my future child

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[edda-for-dummies]

Northern Iceland is on the Arctic Circle, same as where I live rn so like. Have a glimpse of my reality. Enjoy.

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[sushinfood]

you can have more notes just please give me money

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[theguardianbear]

I really need the money right. Just got in a car crash and need me a new one 😩

[paganbear]

Eh screw it… why not

[redwoods301]

here’s hoping, just got a scary letter from the irs.

[popularculturesource]

I don’t know how this guy ended up in charge of anything. Well you only have to be the brightest bulb of a dim lot.

[saywhat-politics]

Because Sometimes You Can’t Not Make Nazi Comparisons

“These are no longer humans, these are animals”

[cheskamouse]

Fact: Godwin’s Law no longer applies, Godwin himself said so.

[preservedfisch]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your kid calls you into their room one night, “There’s something under the bed.” You go down to check it out and upon inspection see your child under the bed and they whisper “I think theres a monster on the bed.”

[xenonentity]

“Knock it off and go to bed.” My children are twins. They’ve done this every day for a week. I’m tired.

[writing-prompt-s]

omg

[deejay]

Relog if you need this energy

source

[theryanproject]

[dopeybeauty]

when people ask how long you’ve been online

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

I’m called out

[gservator]

I feel so attacked

[oadara]

Me

[gisewaaa]

The universe is indifferent. We ought not to be.

[tlbodine]

Damn I love this