Eyebrow Lift

[snartlive]

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you lie with me,

and just forget the world?

[mikufan420]

:)

[snartlive]

fuck everyone else this is the only addition that matters

[dopingues]

Time meassured in Robins and Commissioner Gordon’s Hair.

[profoundgaiety-deactivated20200]

From Bay Area Reporter, 1983.

[wereralph]

I need this on a poster

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[toastysalt1]

had a dream last night that I brought a guy home from college to meet my parents and in the middle of us all having dinner he got up on the table and said “I have an announcement to make” and he rips his shirt off to reveal a giant tattoo of krumping Marge Simpson with text that said “Will you marry me BOTTOM TEXT” and I woke up clammy

[toastysalt1]

artistic rendition

[aethenia]

[aethenia]

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

[deadcrushing]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[hegodamask]

@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

This works so well, I am in awe.

“Where are all the gods” right as Thor starts tossing people around

The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect

“He’s gotta be strong” just when Hulk steps in

The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip

This is art.

[dragonsir]

The fact that Thor keeps saying “that’s what heroes do” throughout the movie just makes this perfect

[witforweeks]

This video cleared my skin, watered my crops, sent me a check, and took me out to dinner like wow thank you OP for blessing me

[inevitabletony-deactivated20220]

[quietdoppelganger]

For anyone unaware literally every one of those dancers is a child

[saint-batrick]

HOLY SHIT

[thebiscuiteternal]

[howwedointheshadows]

Other actors playing real life bad ppl: I tried to really,,,,, get in his Mind you know,,,,,,,, I tried to understand what made him,,,,,,, the way he was,,,,,,,,,

Taika Waititi, galaxy brain:

[unclefather]

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

[chasing-asterion]

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

[heatherleigh02-deactivated20230]

Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.

So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.

Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.

The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."

[aplatonicjacuzzi]

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

[deadlords-deactivated20161027]

[53calypso]

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

[fjiofjifo-deactivated20130712]

how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

[dylanobrienisbatman]

D’Arcy Carden has now played: 

Good Janet

Bad Janet

Good Janet pretending to be Bad Janet 

Neutral Janet 

Chidi!Janet

Eleanor!Janet

Jason!Janet

Tahani!Janet

Eleanor!Janet pretending to be Jason!Janet

Jason!Janet pretending to be Eleanor!Janet 

Also Good Janet was rebooted a lot so, many alternate versions of Good Janet

Also there was that one episode where she played like, Not In Use Janets that just rolled around 

Just… D’Arcy Carden man. 

[causticcannibal-deactivated2021]

So Musicbee will automatically look up artist art for whatever you’re listening to at the time, and display it in theater mode. However, if you happen to be listening to any of the TAZ soundtracks, this is like the only pic of Griffin it ever shows.

[maxknightley]

twin peaks season five looks great

[glumshoe]

My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness.

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

Child: “I guess not… sorry…”

[glumshoe]

Sometimes I’d work with teenagers and facilitate activities like giant swing or zipline, which involve full-body harnesses that get Wildly Uncomfortable in the crotch areas. The younger kids didn’t mind it, but those burdened by more of the wonderful gifts of puberty had some things to complain about. 

And complain they would! I think 15 year old boys are contractually obligated to shout “THIS HURTS MY BALLS!” at the top of their lungs every time they’re in a harness. To combat this, I’d warn them about the pain ahead of time and tell them that if they need to come down, I’ll help them down immediately. “However, I don’t get paid enough to listen to teenagers scream about their genitals for an hour. If you have to scream, we’re gonna call them ‘your honor’, okay?”

Teenagers screaming “OH NO! MY HONOR!” while swinging through the canopy? Hilarious.

[glumshoe]

Who knew one could be nostalgic for this? I sure am.

[fangedprince-reblogs]

OP turned a bunch of teenagers into fucking zuko.

[hahaharder]

Biggest mood

[puertorican90]

Watch til the end

[pizzaotter]

I’m fucking howling 😂

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

🐸Frogs🐸

(@kalesalad on tiktok)

[kaijuno]

FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

@rhonas-indomitable​

[travity-falls]

each frog caused an increasingly louder “no WAY” to escape my mouth

[unclefather]

you are disturbing them

[superheroesincolor]

[synthetic-ultramarine]

there is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in “Dracula” do not know that they are characters in “Dracula.” 

[synthetic-ultramarine]

“The people in the village are warning me about a local legend called a ‘vampire’. How quaint. When I meet Count Dracula I shall have to ask him if he knows more about this peculiar superstition.”

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

“I never drink…. Wine…”

Some guy in 1893 reading Dracula for the first time: Huh.. What a strange fellow…why doesn’t he drink wine?

Me, reading in a time where Dracula is the most instantly recognizable villain in pop culture: LOL HE SURE DONT