From the River to the Sea

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[dylanobrienisbatman]

I am once again back on my 12 monkeys bullshit. Pls watch it guys, it’s so good.

[starvariety]

if i think too hard about nikki’s experience in Obsession i feel physically ill. imagine one second you’re just walking up to your house after a night out, and then the next, you’re looking out of your own body, but you’re not longer in control. you’re a prisoner to a terrible, unnatural version of yourself that only exists because of a choice someone else made. when you scream, nobody listens. when you claw your way out for long enough to explain that this isn’t you, nobody listens. when you beg the man who trapped you in this situation to put and end to it, to set your free, he just. doesn’t. listen. and then when you do finally regain control, all your friends are dead, and you are covered in their blood. because of a choice someone else made

[loontattoo]

shane face down on the mattress with ilya behind him and shane is desperately begging for ilya to fuck him harder please harder ilya yes until ilya literally couldn't fuck him any harder if he tried so he just resorts to gripping shane's sides with enough force to make shane whine and tell him yes fuck just like that more please so ilya gives shane's ass a few stinging slaps but shane just keeps asking for more please I can take more please ilya....and so ilya folds himself over shane's back and concentrates his thrusts so they're short and shallow and merciless as he bites down hard on shane's shoulder and scratches his fingernails up shane's sides and that's how shane finally comes with a panted, whiny thank you....afterwards he's covered in scratch marks and teeth marks and red hot hand prints. a work of art.

"all mine, yes?" ilya grunts breathlessly as he pulls shane back into him and runs his palms over his freshly marred skin and shane sighs contentedly as he tells him, "yours."

[emziess]

Hudson Williams as Shane Hollander Heated Rivalry, S01E01

[dumbass-writer]

“I could marry svetlana” said faux nonchalantly with a ramrod tense spine while holding back the intense fear he’s going to leave

“ is she, I don’t know, someone you’d want to marry?” said with every muscle in his body clenched, fight or flight active, and genuine tears building in his eyes

[phaeton-flier]

It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

[morlock-holmes]

Among other things if you can't use the legit market you turn to the black market anyway.

[kelpforestdwellers]

if you're worried about addiction, build a society where people get their basic needs met, including pain management.

[missmarthanightingale]

#i also would prefer addicts be on prescription drugs that are exactly what they say they are#rathet than unregulated drugs which are full of who the fuck knows (tags via @shanastoryteller)

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Not to mention that it's not a binary of deserving pain patient OR undeserving addict.

Many of the people who have significant enough pain to require long term medicated pain management have addiction complications.

And no one is waking up one day, happy and healthy and deciding to start doing opioids for the hell of it. Basically everyone experiencing addiction is also experiencing some sort of pain they're trying to ease.

Addiction is a common comorbidity of pain.

To refuse people pain management treats neither the pain, nor the addiction. It makes both worse.

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[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[clytemnestraaa]

i think my second favorite thing about the linguistic unintended consequences of the tv show other than ilya sounding gay in russian is shane speaking the worst french known to man, which even i, an american with no knowledge whatsoever of french, could tell was uniquely terrible french, and ilya going UGH AND HE SPEAKS PERFECT FRENCH. I’M BUILDING A PIPE BOMB. like it makes any argument that ilya is cool or suave fall apart completely lol ilya now assigned fussy tantrum baby idiot

[clytemnestraaa]

top 3 of ilya’s craziest sexts ?

i feel like shane is the crazier sexter like canonically ilya is just making bad puns and lying about his dick size. i feel like he’s just madlibbing “i wanna [verb] your [body part]” and responding to every photo with “fuuuuuck” like he’s not a maestro of the written word and also this ties into my belief that actually shane is the driving force behind any kinkier stuff they do and ilya is just like sure baby whatever you want. ilya is “send hole”ing he’s really not that wild left to his own devices despite what he wants people to believe.

and then i think shane is crazy not only because of what he sends but WHEN he sends it. he’s taking 7 seconds in the middle of a media scrum to text ilya “i was thinking about sucking your dick when i scored that last point.” he’s waiting until ilya is at practice to send a voice note of him moaning. he’s going to the bathroom at family dinner with ilya and his parents and sending ilya a multi paragraph very earnest and detailed explanation of how and why he wants ilya to fist him along with a men’s health article about it. and ilya has to sit at the dinner table nodding and smiling while david talks about the snowy egret he saw on his walk the other day while his phone vibrates nonstop against his leg with shane’s incoming master thesis.

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[gaynehollander]

Ilya's so lucky Shane never hooked up with another man before him, someone who could've told him he didn't need to say "please" in bed, or made him feel embarrassed about folding his clothes, or showed him what casual sex actually looks like (thus cutting Ilya's time of feasibly insisting that what's going on between them is casual down by like 80%). Like, Ilya dickmatized that boy at 19, before anyone else could get to him, and he can thank his lucky stars.

[arsonistblue]

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

[arsonistblue]

hi i'm a woman in an apocalypse who raids abandoned shops for supplies but i never need pads or tampons because i never have my period

[arsonistblue]

hi i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and this hunting jacket was my father's. he was a woman's size 4

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

[splend-42]

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

[deliriumcrow]

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

[cipheramnesia]

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

[patrickat]

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

[avron]

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

[digitaldiscipline]

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

[ellisonwongparty]

like not to be a doomer because shane and ilya literally do get married and shane is the one who proposes first (based).

but the fact that i will have to watch all of shane's greatest nightmares come true live on my roku in 2027 actually makes me sick to my stomach. can we save him. can shane and ilya kiss on center ice instead and everyone claps and is very nice to him.

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.