Hey! Iām⦠not really sure what Iām supposed to do here, but⦠I figured Iād make something to pass the time? It gets pretty boring here.
Um, I can take questions. I donāt really have much to share, and please donāt ask aboutā¦
ā¦
Update:
I left the closet.
//HIIIIIII HELLOO. iām vhs!!! some of you might know me as š¼ anon.
//go crazy go stupid but this guy probably wonāt want to talk to *somebody.* would be a shame if he showed up, though! or maybe 3gs could plead his way out of here.
//set post shimmer incident, pre ii17. this guy has just kinda been chilling in a closet for however long.
//this will probably be super ooc !! doesnāt help 3gs has like, 6 minutes of screentime. luckily we both definitely have autism and social anxiety so i can project. cobs stop trying to make your robots neurodivergent challenge (fail)
//url subject to change i hate it here let me OUT of bad url hell.
tags:
āļø ask - ask (however! final reblogs in a chain will be tagged with this so it functions as āall rpā sorta thing)
š reblog - reblog
š mod - hiiiii thatās me hehe
// - anything after this tag is ooc! pretty easy to figure out given i. completely break any sense of sentence structure.
[the lights stop flickering, but I suddenly look fuzzy as if unable to be properly picked up on camera]
..don't do what?
uh- but yeah. I think I understand? I'm..pretty sure it's gonna be okay though. you've been through a lot, yes, but you've survived it all. you're strong.
[I try to smile softly at you but it somehow looks more like an attempt at being unsettling.]
(ooc just want to say most of the Effects are both involuntary and just visual, as well as the anoncreature doesn't know they're happening, but yeah I'll try not to go supernova or anything š /gen. just maaaaybe don't mention cobs by name if you can help it, that's a major anger trigger for them.)
Oh. Th-thank you.
I-I think⦠Um. I shouldnāt say that.
I-Iām worried. About MePhone1. I d-donāt know if he heard wh-what he said. I hope he didnāt. H-he wouldnāt want to.
[the lights stop flickering, but I suddenly look fuzzy as if unable to be properly picked up on camera]
..don't do what?
uh- but yeah. I think I understand? I'm..pretty sure it's gonna be okay though. you've been through a lot, yes, but you've survived it all. you're strong.
[I try to smile softly at you but it somehow looks more like an attempt at being unsettling.]
(ooc just want to say most of the Effects are both involuntary and just visual, as well as the anoncreature doesn't know they're happening, but yeah I'll try not to go supernova or anything š /gen. just maaaaybe don't mention cobs by name if you can help it, that's a major anger trigger for them.)
Oh. Th-thank you.
I-I think⦠Um. I shouldnāt say that.
I-Iām worried. About MePhone1. I d-donāt know if he heard wh-what he said. I hope he didnāt. H-he wouldnāt want to.
Why are you and your siblings such bugs. Creatures. Some critters even
((OOC: STORYBOARD FOR THE ANIMATIC GOOOOO))
Hello again, ācontractedcontractorā.
Oh. Is that an. Illustration. Of me, MePhone3G, and MePhone3GS? I. Believe it is.
In. That scenario. Thank you. We look. Quite. Pleasant. :
As for your query, we. Are not. Bugs. Creatures. or. āSome critters evenā. We are machines created by Meeple Incorporated as a part of the MePhone line, and are not any real species of. Creature, or. Bug. We are designed to resemble regular objects in appearance, but. Beyond that, we are not. Creatures. Bugs. Or. āSome critters evenā.
Thank you for the. Illustration, however. I believe I should. Present it. To MePhone3G and MePhone3GS as well when I am capable of doing so. I believe. They will believe it is. Pleasant. As well. Thank you. :
What... what am I supposed to do if I get out of here? I basically just left all the others randomly, I don't even know if they know I'm here! It's already rocky with most of them as is...
hm..well, you could tell them you were held hostage during a raid on the HQ? because, all things considered you kind of were. I heard what ā said over the loudspeaker, he did threaten you.
as for a plan, well.. how far ahead are you thinking of planning?
oh yeah, that.. I won't lie, catching up will more than likely not be easy. but hey, you'll have plenty of time to do that.
think about it. you're working with Meeple. anything you do - even if it's next to nothing - would be a welcome change for that lot, if I'd hazard a guess.
and hey, I noticed you keep saying "if" you get out, and I just want to say. with how you've been? "when" would be more accurate.
yeah, that's fair. I usually follow the logic of "if the most likely thing to go wrong involves a meteor crashing, it's easier to say when", but I understand where you're coming from.
[The sound of rolling wheels can be heard approaching from the depths of the ship.]
oh, that's my cue!
- ā
[The Rook zooms to the side. A moment later, the white King from before rolls into the room on a motorized platform, turning to face MeRec.]
the Alliance apologizes for previous hostilities, information we had at the time was outdated. ā has informed me you have been truly repaired, and are no longer compromised.
though I do have some questions for you. firstly, what do you remember about events that have transpired surrounding and after your unfortunate meeting with the head of Object Resources?
Well that b**** (excuse my language, and filter-) waltzed into my office after I was reading some file, can't remember exactly which ones but whatever, and insisted he'd do some maintenance on me! I rejected it, obviously but before I knew it I blacked out and woke up being myself again.
What happened after was... uh, well- I forgot every non Meeple Product already logged into my data base since creation and my employees... well they just...
memory reader. you say you cannot remember certain events, though memories of such could still be within your data, yet hidden from you directly.
..I understand that you may not trust external devices at the moment. however, it is crucial that we know as much as we can to solidify our plan of attack. if it is possible, wouldn't you want to see what has happened to you as well?
[Rook zips back into the room, carrying a machine on their head that looks like to a CRT TV with more buttons and ports on it, and holding some wires. Most of the wires are connected on one end to the machine.]
here's the reader. -ā
thank you. - ā
[King grabs the machine and places it on the floor, facing the cell.]
[Rook hands one side of a wire to MeRec. at the end of the wire is a thin, square box with a circular indent on one side and a button on the top.]
this is a hand adapter, original Alliance technology. just put one hand in the port and press the button with the other and you'll be connected. it shouldn't hurt or anything, don't worry. -ā
uh, kinda? you're remembering things, so that's good. but there was supposed to be a whole process to calibrate it.. -ā
hm. I was wondering about the unorthodox relay method. the reader is quite old, this questioning may have to be postponed. however, you have provided sufficient information for now. ā, the reader will have to be put in for repairs. -ā
right. now if you would go ahead and give ā back the adapter, so it can be stored with the rest of the reader during its downtime, that would be appreciated. -ā
[Rook picks up the monitor and places it back on their head, waiting.]
[Rook gives a thumbs up before speeding off to the ship's repair bay.]
that location is the active site of Operation Cloudraiser, it would be dangerous for you to return. not to mention, you are currently considered a likely object of interest for the enemy. -ā
But what about the others?! Who knows what they are doing now, or if they are okay! And, yeah maybe I'm an 'object of interest' but I'm not defenceless! I know better now!
knowing better is only half the battle, what strength do you have? weapons? shields? anything to stop an enemy from rendering you unconscious with the literal press of a button?
you claim you are not defenseless, yet if your enemy's attacks are all stronger than your defenses, you may as well be.
[King rolls over to a thin panel on a nearby wall, placing his hand on it. After a moment, it opens and a strange-looking weapon pops out. He grabs the weapon, rolling back over to the cell.]
[The blades of the weapon curve outwards slightly, with a glowing ball of blue light between them. The handle is circular, with a bar through the middle which appears to allow for rotation. At the back of the weapon is a dial and a switch.]
[King rolls back over to the cell, holding the weapon out for MeRec to see.]
until you know how to use one of these, you're as defenseless as anyone in that building.
[It's surprisingly heavy, but not enough to be difficult to hold onto. On closer inspection, the handle itself has a button on it, and the dial is labeled with three settings in small lettering: "shield", "hurt" and "destroy".]
[King tenses, eyes widening. After a split-second, he presses a button on his platform labeled "Strafe Mode" and the wheels rotate sharply 90°.]
...I don't know, as horrible as it was and still kinda is, it's home, it's... it's all I've ever known. I've never actually left HQ now that I think about it.
People there still need me, and I don't want to leave anyone behind. Even if I can't remember, they were important to me in the past, and I trust my past judgement.
so it is your ties. your friends, employees and all that reside within. perhaps the familiarity of the place plays a part as well.
I will ask you this. if you had the chance to bring all of that with you, those connections that you've made, the kind and welcoming image you've attempted to uphold. but leave to the eager maw of death those that wish to cause you harm, the mess you have no doubt struggled all this time to untangle, and whatever other evils may still linger within that building,
calm yourself. the Alliance has resources aplenty, and easily enough time to give you all a new home. one free from the baggage your current place of residency holds, that which will not prevent total escape just by its very location if such becomes necessary.
our goals are nothing but to protect those who cannot fend for themselves.
(ooc: uhh alr to prevent weird timeline stuff let's assume that (from King's POV) while talking to MeRec, the door just Opened, and King turned his attention to 3gs if that's okay?)
ghost proof?!
[The King glances at the doorway leading to the depths of the ship.]
..do you perchance know if there's any particular reason why?
harm is a secondary priority, although a close second. we first need everyone on this ship to be safe.
the ship is currently circling the building at moderate speed, so we may be difficult to catch. however, I fear "difficult" is not enough for the severity of the situation.
I will return shortly.
-ā
[With that, the King turns around on his platform and speeds off into the depths of the ship.]
[The Bishop is just standing there, a fearful look on their face.]
"I sometimes just say things like that for a reaction, I know I shouldn't be doing it, I just sometimes like to just... see what would happen, you know? I don't mean you harm, I promise."
(ooc: hey just a reminder that it's your turn on the thread with the Alliance and MeRec! no pressure /gen just wanted to let you know ^^")
//SORRRYYYYYYYY the evil burnout i will get to it. At some point i prommy. and i still need to reply to everyone else,,,,, spooky anon lucky i promise i didnāt forget you
ā¦Um. M-MePhone3G. I-Iām so sorry for l-letting you die. I-if I hadnāt⦠I could have pulled you in-inside.
-@obsolete-decaying
Oh, oh no, nono! MePhone3GS, do not feel ābadā about this! It was a. Long time ago, I forgave you before you, apologized I promise.
As long as you were safe, that was enough for. Me. Imagine if they got, the both of us! You did the safe, play. And I do not and can not, blame you for that. <3
It doesnāt really matter, how we got there. If there was a few, ācasualtiesā but I end up. Okay. That is alright! The end is what is, important. :}
If it would make you, feel better, I only felt it for exactly 0.7 seconds. So really, I barely remember it.!
ā¦Um. M-MePhone3G. I-Iām so sorry for l-letting you die. I-if I hadnāt⦠I could have pulled you in-inside.
-@obsolete-decaying
Oh, oh no, nono! MePhone3GS, do not feel ābadā about this! It was a. Long time ago, I forgave you before you, apologized I promise.
As long as you were safe, that was enough for. Me. Imagine if they got, the both of us! You did the safe, play. And I do not and can not, blame you for that. <3