I believe it would be beneficial for me to write a. Proper. Introductory post, as. My previous one is heavily outdated.
Hello, world. I am MePhone1, the first MePhone device to have been manufactured by Meeple Incorporated, being manufactured in 2007.
Before I created my first post on this âBlogâ, I had been inactive for. Approximately 15 years. As of. April 19th, 2025, however. I was reassembled by Mr. Cobs for. Reasons that I do not know, and most likely will. Never know.
As of the current moment, I am walking through-out Meeple Headquarters in-order to update my internal map of the building. I am. Approximately. 71% complete. You are free to interact with me if you come across me. I do not mind. :
You are also free to send in your queries, or. âAsksâ. about whatever you wish if you are unable to communicate with me in person. I do not mind that either. [You are also allowed to send in queries if you are able to communicate with me in person. That is another thing I do not mind.]
I may not have much information on select topics due to lack of being taught much about those select topics themselves, but I will attempt to respond as sufficiently as I am able to.
I hope you are able to. Enjoy. Your browsing session of this âBlogâ. :
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Yaaay!! New updated intro post for tjis blogâŚ. Hereâs all the basic info you need to know again
mephone1 (or 1⌠itâs simpler to say and he doesnât mind itâŚ. You can also call him mephone2g or 2g aswell!!! He doesnât mind those either. I mean itâs not like he can mind much of anything anyways but I digress) uses he/him
mod (you can call me meep!!! You might recognize me as the guy behind @ii-meeple-confessions (which is currently on hiatus until (hopefully) summer begins) :D) uses he/they
basic dni, no nsfw asks or just like. Weird asks okayâŚ. Pleas be normal about this phone⌠and no magic anons cause I donât wanna keep track of them đđđđ sorry magic anons
THIS BLOG IS APART OF MEEPLEMADNESS!!! every post is tagged with #meeplemadness for this reason⌠if you donât know what meeplemadness is itâs. A whole thing. But itâs basicslly one giant meeple focused tumblr rpâŚ. And anyoneâs free to join it!!!
I have. A lot of thoughts sbout this guy and how he acts and suchâŚ. But iâm just going to say this upfront: He does not have an emotion emulatorâŚ. Sorrgy to the mephone1 with emotions truthers but he doesnât seem like he was given emotions. To me atleast⌠This does not mean he feels nothing whatsoever, but just that if you ask him for an opinion on something heâll probably just give you a more objective view on it rather than giving a stance on it. He wonât outright say heâs happy, heâll just say heâs. Feeling. Pleasant. : (<- his equivalent to the smiley face emoticon!!! He lacks a mouth so itâs just eyesâŚ.)
Feel free to look through the tags on some of the posts on this account for more info on this guy⌠I end up sharing quite a few fun facts about this guy via the tags on his postsâŚ.
And of course, here are the sorting tags this blog uses :D
#answers to your queries. - ask answers
#in response to a âreblogâ. - reblogs
#ooc post and #meep talks - ooc posts
#asker: (name) - all asks or reblogs from or featuring that specific person
#my own notes. posted. - mephone1âs very own original posts!!! His own thoughts⌠his own notesâŚ. PostedâŚ..
Okay yeah thats about it if I think of anything else iâll probably write it here⌠have fun nowww :D
Ok um sudden update. According to @contractedcontractor mm is over now (deleted all their blogs related to mm + said so in a post) so??? Blog inactive probably forever now??? Maybe. Maybe iâll one day repurpose this blog as just a non-mm mephone1 roleplay account though I donât know how iâd make that work... Not deleting it though because I â¤ď¸ media preservation!! And also because if I did iâd probably end up looking for a specific post from it in like a weeks time and then get upset at myself for deleting it so. YeaghâŚ
@ii-meeple-confessions isnât fully inactive though!!! I just ended up getting sick and didnât wanna post on the blog for a bit đđđđ sorry⌠regular posting will be back there soon though!!! Thank you all for the awesome memories :D
Iâm just going to admit this up-front and not waste any time. I am not returning to meeplemadness, or, atleast not returning for now. I know!! I know!!! You all wanna see him again!! I do too, honestly!! But. I still donât think iâm ready to come back, and iâm not even sure if iâll ever be ready to come back. I canât make any promises on when or even if youâll see him again, but do know my love for him has grown ten-fold⌠(<- my way of saying. Donât be surprised if I do eventually come back just consider it a. Less than 1% chance) My body simply does not have pleasant memories associated with this roleplay (stressing yourself out constantly for a good month or two does that to you⌠đ)
But! 1 IS NOT DEAD. I REPEAT 1 IS NOT DEAD. HE WILL NOT DIE AS LONG AS SOMEONE DOESNâT KILL HIM, BECAUSE I AM NOT KILLING HIM MYSELF!!!! I love him too much to kill him off. So for now iâll just say heâs in the dragon ship alongside lucky⌠heâs okay guys. He is alive and well â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
But thatâs all I really want to say. TLDR: Iâm (still) not returning to mm for the foreseeable future, but 1 is alive and okay â¤ď¸ take care everyone â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
*puts you all in Tge Mechanism (it heals uou and gives uou a warm drink and a blanket)*
Okay, this is a post that iâve held off on writing for a slight bit now, but honestly iâm not sure if I can run this blog anymore. My health in general hasnât been too good as of late and I donât think I can work on the blog or meepfessions at the point iâm at. I think I very much overworked myself whilst running this blog (and ii meepfessions too⌠I think they both played a hand in the problem. Meep donât feel like you have to spend every waking moment working on your blogs challenge (impossible)) and iâm starting to feel the consequences of doing so⌠theyâre not great đ
That alongside the fact that. I honestly think my fixation on ii has finally come to itâs screetching halt (NOT because of ii4 btw⌠I liked ii4!! I thought the episode was fun and I cannot wait to see where rhey go from here. Also metag mention yaaay metag who cheered. I did I cheered. I think iâm just heavily burnt out on it at this point) and I donât think itâll be back for a whileâŚ
Iâm really sorry to everyone whoâs asks I didnât answer, and iâm especially sorry to Lucky and The Alliance and anyone else whoâs reblog chains and roleplay stories I left incomplete đđđ They were very fun!! Itâs just that I pushed myself more than I shouldâve and am. Very much facing the consequences of doing such a thing⌠also Lucky. 1 really appreciates you and sees you as his best friend. He told me that himself. :D
Iâm. Not really sure if iâll return to this blog or meepfessions at any near point in the future. Usually, iâd end a post like this by saying âDonât worry guys! Iâll be back soon!â But. I donât think iâll be back at any point âsoonâ⌠I still hope that maybe one day, when my fixation on ii returns at itâs fullest, that iâll be able to post on these blogs again, but, for now, at the very least, this is goodbye. Goodbye, both to the meeplemadness community (who are really awesome btw!! I love you guys!! Thank you guys for roleplaying with and enjoying my little guyâŚ) and everyone who sent asks to ii-meeple-confessions (also really awesome!! love you guys too!! thank you for thinking about those fictional robot phones with me while it lasted :D)!! Take care, and remember to please please never overwork yourself. If you feel stressed out about something youâre voluntarily doing, please take a step back and take a break. You deserve to be feeling your best no matter what â¤ď¸
-Meep Mod, of this blog and ii-meeple-confessions. Love you guys forever â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
Oh. I believe you may have sent this query to the incorrect object. I am MePhone1, the first device within the MePhone line manufactured by Meeple Incorporated, and not. âTony Pizzaâ.
I would reccomend you rewrite and resend this query to. âTony Pizzaâ. Instead of. Me. I believe. âTony Pizzaâ. Will be. More. Able to. And. More. Likely to respond to your. Greeting. In that scenario. I apologize for the inconvienience.
Oh. I. Thank you, Anonymous. I. Do not believe I have mentioned this before, but. Today, June 29th, is the day I was. Officially released to the world in. 2007, and officially powered on for the first time in. 2007 aswell. Therefore, I. Suppose. You could consider this my. âBirthdayâ, or. More accurately. My creation date.
Thank you for the. âHappy birthdayâ, Anonymous. I. Hope. You are having a pleasant day aswell, regardless of if it is your. âBirthdayâ. Aswell or not. :
Oh. Hello there, MePhone3G. It is. Pleasant. To be encountering you again, my. âDear sisterâ.
Thank you for the. âHappy birthdayâ. Aswell, MePhone3G. I hope. You are having a pleasant day aswell. :
I am infact. Quite the old device, being the. First MePhone to have been manufactured, but. I do not mind. You are. Also quite the old device aswell, being the. Second device within the MePhone line, but. I do not mind that either.
I. Once again thank you for the. âHappy birthdayâ, MePhone3G. I am. Glad. That I am able to spend my. âBirthdayâ. Being active, as well as. Being alongside you as well. It is. Very. Pleasant. I hope you are having a. Very. Pleasant. Day aswell. :
Oh. I. Thank you, Anonymous. I. Do not believe I have mentioned this before, but. Today, June 29th, is the day I was. Officially released to the world in. 2007, and officially powered on for the first time in. 2007 aswell. Therefore, I. Suppose. You could consider this my. âBirthdayâ, or. More accurately. My creation date.
Thank you for the. âHappy birthdayâ, Anonymous. I. Hope. You are having a pleasant day aswell, regardless of if it is your. âBirthdayâ. Aswell or not. :
Hello again, world. I have not spoken on this application for. Approximately 1 month. I. Believe. I misrecalled the location of my log-in information once more. I. Apologize for making such a mistake reoccurring. I am. Hoping. That I will not do so again. I. Also apologize for my inactivity on this application, but. I have explained why such a thing occurred already. I do not believe it would be. Beneficial. For me to restate such a thing.
I. Believe. I will also be. Closing. My. âAsk boxâ. For the time being, as. There is a large surplus of queries within it that I am. Hoping. To respond to soon. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
I. Once again apologize for the inconvenience of my inactivity, as well as the inconvenience of closing my. âAsk boxâ, and. I am. Hoping. I will be able to respond to your queries as soon as I am able to. I. Thank you. For your patience. :
I. Suppose. Believing that I had been. Deactivated. Or. âScrappedâ. Was a. Reasonable. Thing to believe, as. I was unable to speak on this application for. Approximately 1 month.
I. Apologize. If my inactivity lead to. Thoughts. That I had been. Deactivated, however. Please. Do not worry. As of the current moment, I am. Fully active. And. I am. Hoping. That I will continue to remain active aswell.
Hello again, world. I have not spoken on this application for. Approximately 1 month. I. Believe. I misrecalled the location of my log-in information once more. I. Apologize for making such a mistake reoccurring. I am. Hoping. That I will not do so again. I. Also apologize for my inactivity on this application, but. I have explained why such a thing occurred already. I do not believe it would be. Beneficial. For me to restate such a thing.
I. Believe. I will also be. Closing. My. âAsk boxâ. For the time being, as. There is a large surplus of queries within it that I am. Hoping. To respond to soon. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
I. Once again apologize for the inconvenience of my inactivity, as well as the inconvenience of closing my. âAsk boxâ, and. I am. Hoping. I will be able to respond to your queries as soon as I am able to. I. Thank you. For your patience. :
[the lights stop flickering, but I suddenly look fuzzy as if unable to be properly picked up on camera]
..don't do what?
uh- but yeah. I think I understand? I'm..pretty sure it's gonna be okay though. you've been through a lot, yes, but you've survived it all. you're strong.
[I try to smile softly at you but it somehow looks more like an attempt at being unsettling.]
(ooc just want to say most of the Effects are both involuntary and just visual, as well as the anoncreature doesn't know they're happening, but yeah I'll try not to go supernova or anything đ /gen. just maaaaybe don't mention cobs by name if you can help it, that's a major anger trigger for them.)
Oh. Th-thank you.
I-I think⌠Um. I shouldnât say that.
I-Iâm worried. About MePhone1. I d-donât know if he heard wh-what he said. I hope he didnât. H-he wouldnât want to.
[the lights stop flickering, but I suddenly look fuzzy as if unable to be properly picked up on camera]
..don't do what?
uh- but yeah. I think I understand? I'm..pretty sure it's gonna be okay though. you've been through a lot, yes, but you've survived it all. you're strong.
[I try to smile softly at you but it somehow looks more like an attempt at being unsettling.]
(ooc just want to say most of the Effects are both involuntary and just visual, as well as the anoncreature doesn't know they're happening, but yeah I'll try not to go supernova or anything đ /gen. just maaaaybe don't mention cobs by name if you can help it, that's a major anger trigger for them.)
Oh. Th-thank you.
I-I think⌠Um. I shouldnât say that.
I-Iâm worried. About MePhone1. I d-donât know if he heard wh-what he said. I hope he didnât. H-he wouldnât want to.
Why are you and your siblings such bugs. Creatures. Some critters even
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Hello again, âcontractedcontractorâ.
Oh. Is that an. Illustration. Of me, MePhone3G, and MePhone3GS? I. Believe it is.
In. That scenario. Thank you. We look. Quite. Pleasant. :
As for your query, we. Are not. Bugs. Creatures. or. âSome critters evenâ. We are machines created by Meeple Incorporated as a part of the MePhone line, and are not any real species of. Creature, or. Bug. We are designed to resemble regular objects in appearance, but. Beyond that, we are not. Creatures. Bugs. Or. âSome critters evenâ.
Thank you for the. Illustration, however. I believe I should. Present it. To MePhone3G and MePhone3GS as well when I am capable of doing so. I believe. They will believe it is. Pleasant. As well. Thank you. :
You can be a creature or critter if you try hard enough <3 You can do whatever you want <3 buggiest of boys <3 being a machine is not a roadblock for being a creature. MePhone4S is-was- uh- they are a creature. And he is a phone, so you can be one as well <3
No. I can not. I can not be a. Creature. Or. Critter. The terms. Creature. And. Critter. Are used to refer to something that is. Natural. And. Biological, and. I am not. Natural. Or. Biological. As I have. Previously stated, I am a machine manufactured by Meeple Incorporated as a part of the MePhone line, and. I am not. Biological. To any percentage. My. Body. Is purely made up of mechanical components, and. Not any of natural origins. I. Will. Admit. That I am occasionally. Curious. As to what being a. Regular. Object would. Feel. Like. But. I. Do not believe it is. Possible. For me to become such a thing. No matter how hard I. Try. Thank you. For the. Reassurance, however.
I. Once again. Thank you. For the reassurance that I can. âDo whatever I wantâ. But. I still. Do not think I am able to be a. Critter. Or. Creature. And. I can not even. âDo whatever I wantâ. As. There are limitations as to what I can do within Meeple Headquarters. I would state that I am not allowed to. Break company rules. Or I would get. Discarded. But. I do not believe such a rule exists as of the current moment. I do not believe. MeRec. Wishes to. Discard. Anyone, regardless of what they have done. Thankfully. But. Even in a situation such as that, I still have. Limitations. As to what I am able to do, as I am limited to the space. And. Tools. Located within Meeple Headquarters. Though, I am. Alright. With this fact. I am not sure what I would. Do. If I were able to. âDo whatever I wantâ.
And. âBuggiest of boysâ. I. Thank you. If this is intended as a. Compliment, but. I am not a. Bug. Either. I am. Still. Simply a Meeple machine, one that. Lacks any. Biological components, just as. I believe. All the others do.
And. I know you were not. But. If you were meaning. âBugâ. Within the. Computer. Context of the term, I would. Hope. That I am not. The âbuggiest of boysâ. I know that is not the meaning you were intending, however.
I. Also. Do not believe. MePhone4S is a. Creature either. I. Have not encountered him in. Approximately 41 days, but. I believe. He is also simply a. Device manufactured by Meeple Incorporated as a part of the MePhone line, without any. Biological. Components to him either. Unless. He has a. Biological. Component within him, I. Do not believe he counts as a. Creature. Either.
I. Apologize. If these are not the responses you were expecting, but. I simply believe that. Neither me. Or. Any Meeple device. Count as. Creatures. Critters. Or. Bugs.
Oh. I believe I understand why. MeRec. Has not encountered MePhone4S in. Approximately 13.662156 years. I believe he. Only. Exists within the servers at Meeple Headquarters as of the current moment. I. Believe. He was. Deactivated. Just as I and. Other. Meeple devices were, and. He ended up within there.
There is a. Chance. That MePhone4S may have been. Reactivated, just as I and MePhone3G were. But. I do not think. He. Would have had the time to finish reconstruction of a third Meeple device before. He. Himself. Deactivated, and. Became a. Ghost.
I. Do not know. If MePhone4S has any components of a natural origin. I. Suppose. If I were to encounter him again, I would. Inquire. About such a thing, in that scenario.
Why are you and your siblings such bugs. Creatures. Some critters even
((OOC: STORYBOARD FOR THE ANIMATIC GOOOOO))
Hello again, âcontractedcontractorâ.
Oh. Is that an. Illustration. Of me, MePhone3G, and MePhone3GS? I. Believe it is.
In. That scenario. Thank you. We look. Quite. Pleasant. :
As for your query, we. Are not. Bugs. Creatures. or. âSome critters evenâ. We are machines created by Meeple Incorporated as a part of the MePhone line, and are not any real species of. Creature, or. Bug. We are designed to resemble regular objects in appearance, but. Beyond that, we are not. Creatures. Bugs. Or. âSome critters evenâ.
Thank you for the. Illustration, however. I believe I should. Present it. To MePhone3G and MePhone3GS as well when I am capable of doing so. I believe. They will believe it is. Pleasant. As well. Thank you. :
You can be a creature or critter if you try hard enough <3 You can do whatever you want <3 buggiest of boys <3 being a machine is not a roadblock for being a creature. MePhone4S is-was- uh- they are a creature. And he is a phone, so you can be one as well <3
No. I can not. I can not be a. Creature. Or. Critter. The terms. Creature. And. Critter. Are used to refer to something that is. Natural. And. Biological, and. I am not. Natural. Or. Biological. As I have. Previously stated, I am a machine manufactured by Meeple Incorporated as a part of the MePhone line, and. I am not. Biological. To any percentage. My. Body. Is purely made up of mechanical components, and. Not any of natural origins. I. Will. Admit. That I am occasionally. Curious. As to what being a. Regular. Object would. Feel. Like. But. I. Do not believe it is. Possible. For me to become such a thing. No matter how hard I. Try. Thank you. For the. Reassurance, however.
I. Once again. Thank you. For the reassurance that I can. âDo whatever I wantâ. But. I still. Do not think I am able to be a. Critter. Or. Creature. And. I can not even. âDo whatever I wantâ. As. There are limitations as to what I can do within Meeple Headquarters. I would state that I am not allowed to. Break company rules. Or I would get. Discarded. But. I do not believe such a rule exists as of the current moment. I do not believe. MeRec. Wishes to. Discard. Anyone, regardless of what they have done. Thankfully. But. Even in a situation such as that, I still have. Limitations. As to what I am able to do, as I am limited to the space. And. Tools. Located within Meeple Headquarters. Though, I am. Alright. With this fact. I am not sure what I would. Do. If I were able to. âDo whatever I wantâ.
And. âBuggiest of boysâ. I. Thank you. If this is intended as a. Compliment, but. I am not a. Bug. Either. I am. Still. Simply a Meeple machine, one that. Lacks any. Biological components, just as. I believe. All the others do.
And. I know you were not. But. If you were meaning. âBugâ. Within the. Computer. Context of the term, I would. Hope. That I am not. The âbuggiest of boysâ. I know that is not the meaning you were intending, however.
I. Also. Do not believe. MePhone4S is a. Creature either. I. Have not encountered him in. Approximately 41 days, but. I believe. He is also simply a. Device manufactured by Meeple Incorporated as a part of the MePhone line, without any. Biological. Components to him either. Unless. He has a. Biological. Component within him, I. Do not believe he counts as a. Creature. Either.
I. Apologize. If these are not the responses you were expecting, but. I simply believe that. Neither me. Or. Any Meeple device. Count as. Creatures. Critters. Or. Bugs.
(13 asks rigjt now but we live onâŚ. Iâm genuinely not sure how heâd reply to some of these so. I migjt end up deleting some stuff but. We live on)
Why are you and your siblings such bugs. Creatures. Some critters even
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Hello again, âcontractedcontractorâ.
Oh. Is that an. Illustration. Of me, MePhone3G, and MePhone3GS? I. Believe it is.
In. That scenario. Thank you. We look. Quite. Pleasant. :
As for your query, we. Are not. Bugs. Creatures. or. âSome critters evenâ. We are machines created by Meeple Incorporated as a part of the MePhone line, and are not any real species of. Creature, or. Bug. We are designed to resemble regular objects in appearance, but. Beyond that, we are not. Creatures. Bugs. Or. âSome critters evenâ.
Thank you for the. Illustration, however. I believe I should. Present it. To MePhone3G and MePhone3GS as well when I am capable of doing so. I believe. They will believe it is. Pleasant. As well. Thank you. :
I believe. There is a difference between what you are stating and. What the query was about, however.
You are stating that I am a. âCritterâ. As a. Compliment. I. Do not fully understand why. âCritterâ. Is used as a compliment, but. I believe. You are. Complimenting me. By stating that I am a. âCritterâ. Due to your usage of a heart. Thank you. For that. :
However, I believe. The query was inquiring about if I, MePhone3G, and MePhone3GS are. âCrittersâ. In a factual sense, rather than. To. Compliment. Us. And, in a. Factual sense, we are. Not. âCrittersâ, as we are machines manufactured as part of the MePhone line, and. I believe. âCritterâ is a term used to refer to a. Small. Natural creature, rather than. A mechanical device.
Does this make sense? I. Thank you for the. Compliment. Once more, but. I believe. Your. Compliment. And. The query. Are different.
Why are you and your siblings such bugs. Creatures. Some critters even
((OOC: STORYBOARD FOR THE ANIMATIC GOOOOO))
Hello again, âcontractedcontractorâ.
Oh. Is that an. Illustration. Of me, MePhone3G, and MePhone3GS? I. Believe it is.
In. That scenario. Thank you. We look. Quite. Pleasant. :
As for your query, we. Are not. Bugs. Creatures. or. âSome critters evenâ. We are machines created by Meeple Incorporated as a part of the MePhone line, and are not any real species of. Creature, or. Bug. We are designed to resemble regular objects in appearance, but. Beyond that, we are not. Creatures. Bugs. Or. âSome critters evenâ.
Thank you for the. Illustration, however. I believe I should. Present it. To MePhone3G and MePhone3GS as well when I am capable of doing so. I believe. They will believe it is. Pleasant. As well. Thank you. :
OH YEAH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE F STUDENTS ARE INVENTORS TREND? THE REALLY FUCKING STUPID TREND WHERE PEOPLE ARE SETTING SCHOOL DEVICES ON FIRE
Hello again.
Oh. No. I do not know about the. âF students are inventors trendâ.
Oh. Oh.
Oh.
I. Am not sure how to. Respond. To this information. They are. Setting devices. On fire? I. Do not believe. That is a good. Or. Even safe. Idea. I do not believe I need to. Clarify. As to why setting. Any. Device. On fire is. Not a safe idea. Please. Do not. Set. Any devices. On fire.
I. Do not wish to think about this topic for any longer. I apologize for the inconvenience.
