what's it going to be then, eh?

Kurt Anderson CaptainSeventeen Welton Senior There are many people who think they know who I am. But I am more than you could ever imagine. And I will destroy you. We're going to be good friends. “I am too not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable, I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.” - Walt Whitman

[dom-masonfoster-deactivated2013]

I want to blow up the science lab.

But that would probably earn me an expulsion, right? Pros and cons analysis, begin.

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

...Can't get expelled if you don't get caught

[dani-overstreet]

Riiight. And while I’m doing that, you can go fuck yourself, Kurt.

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

Oh how original.

[joe-mckenzie-blog]

And I’m not a brain… So I guess we’re even.

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

I guess we are.

[joe-mckenzie-blog]

It’ll keep you in school but it won’t get you any friends. You think you’re so much better than everyone else; I could beat you at any sport any day.

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

I don't have friends Joe, I have partners, companions, brothers. And the key word there was sport. I'm pretty sure most people could beat me at sport, I'm not an athlete, so that doesn't make you special. 

[joe-mckenzie-blog]

I got into this school for sports, prick. How did you get in? Huh? Did daddy pay a little extra?

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

Woah woah woah, calm down Joey, fucking hell. What the fuck is wrong with you? For your information I'm a straight A student, A is the mark kids with brains get, but you wouldn't know anything about that would you? Don't pick a fight with me Joe, you might have fists but I have words and intelligence that'll keep me here and you well...not.

[gdiseann]

Drugs leave you happiness and killing leaves you a dead body. Well for you killing would be like a walk in the park I bet. If you ever need to be left alone with the carpet for whatever personal purposes, let a brother know and I’ll give you two five minutes while I make a bathroom run, no worries.

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

My friend, those definitions are interchangeable - drugs can leave a dead body, and a dead body can leave you happiness, think of how many people were happy when Hitler died, it's all circumstantial. I know I'd be pretty happy if Ms Lawson got gunned down, and I'm sure you'd say the same. And you are absolutely hilarious. But now you mention it, maybe I should invite a friend over...I mean, we have enough bud and...sharing is caring...

[gdiseann]

Always choose drugs over manslaughter, Anderson. Did they forget to teach that in junior high? Good goal. Well as long as you end up in your own bed this time and not a dead weight in the middle of the floor.

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

But drugs and manslaughter both involve laughter, and you know what a comedian I am. Hahaha ah, yeah I'll try, can't make any promises though, I always have an intense fascination for carpet when I'm intoxicated.

[gdiseann]

Hm, that’s still wrong in my book either way. This school is insane, I agree. If strung out is what you’re looking for, then strung out you shall become, my friend. We would all rather that than a dead student early in the morning.

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

Oh shutup. And hmm weed or murder, weed or murder. So many decisions. To be honest I just wanna get so fucking stoned to the point where I won't be able to move. That is my goal for tonight.

[gdiseann]

There was that one time in tenth grade…but it was tenth grade so it doesn’t count, right? Of course we are. I gotta get my mind off all this homework somehow, don’t I?

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

...I wasn't wrong, I was just misinformed. But yeah Mr Rowley told me today that we wont be studying the French Revolution this year because the teachings go against school values. I was ready to hit him. If I'm not strung out in first period History tomorrow, I will probably kill someone.

[gdiseann]

Another time when you, Kurt Anderson, prove to be always right.

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

Well, I'm never wrong am I?

We smoking up tonight?

[gdiseann]

Who wants to join me in a petition to get Phillips fired for assigning an essay so early into the year? And I thought I’d enjoy AP US History. What a shame.

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

Told you you should have done World like me

[melissa-overstreet]

Got a new lighter over the holidays, actually. Kurt Cobain on it. Heard him?

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

I don't know Mess, am I breathing?

[fosterthedealer-deactivated2013]

Pharmacy closes Friday night, kiddies.

[fosterthedealer-deactivated2013]

Saw him in July. He looked like shit, man, that prison is killing him. Got the numbers of a few more suppliers during that visit, though, so we’re more than set for this school year.

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

Sorry to hear that. But good, I'm relying on you buddy. I actually went and bought a heap of papers in bulk so I literally have a whole box of them at the bottom of my closet, figure we can throw them in with the bud and charge extra, we'll make more than we lose that way.

[fosterthedealer-deactivated2013]

Pharmacy closes Friday night, kiddies.

[fosterthedealer-deactivated2013]

Sure thing, Captain. I’m never late with an order, you know that.

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

You see your brother over Summer? I hope you got a replacement contact for the supplier that got done in, people still need their acid

[melissa-overstreet]

It’s a fag, Kurt. Don’t be such a bitch! 

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

Fine, but you can supply the light

[dani-overstreet]

I hate to be the one to tell you, but you’re stuck with me.

Sorry, babe.

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

Oh go...fuck Miles or something, you're so annoying

[ocaptain-kurt-blog]

Challenge #001: Self Exploration

The Basics

Full Name: Kurt Edward Anderson Nickname: Ando, Captain D.O.B/Age: 02-13-1974 | Seventeen Hometown: Upper East Side, Manhattan NY Parents: 

Todd Anderson [Father / 49 / Psychiatrist]

Veronica Anderson [Mother / 47 / Socialite] 

Siblings: 

Genevieve Anderson [Sister / 16 / Student]

Known Languages: English, some French, some Latin Sexual Orientation: Undecided

School Records

Elementary / Middle School(s): The Buckley School [K-8] Current Year Level: Senior Current Classes:

Honors English

Religion

Algebra IV

AP World History

AP Chemistry

AP Politics

AP Literature

AP French.

Past Extra-Curricular Activities:

The Debating Squad

The School Annual

Rowing

Chemistry Club.

Current Extra-Curricular Activities:

The Debating Squad

The School Annual

Dorm: M413 Dorm-Mate: Jason West Average Grade: 99 - A Best Subject: Literature Worst Subject: French # of Detentions (if any - and what for?): 12 [Smoking [x4], Consuming Alcohol, Possession of Alcohol, Disrespecting a Teacher, Out of Dorm After Hours [x3], Trespassing into the Female Dormitory, Destruction to School Property] # of Suspensions (if any - and what for?): 1 [A total of ten detentions] Ivy League Preference: Harvard Law Role in the Society: Captain

Personal Attributes

Hobbies: Plotting, Writing, Rolling joints Hopes for the future: Harvard Law, then training in Special Investigation, eventually I'll get through to the FBI so I can take America down from the inside. Dream Career: King of everything Religion: 'Catholic' but mostly Atheist Political Views: Libertarian/Left Extremist/Anarchism Optimist or Pessimist?: Generally optimistic but also very nihilistic. Introvert or Extrovert?: Extrovert Greatest Fear(s): Relationship Commitment  Biggest accomplishment: Becoming Captain of the DPS.  Most significant memory: This kid Josh made fun of me in second grade, so I burnt down his cubby house. It was the most exhilarating thing I'd ever done and changed my views on everything.  Most treasured possession: The pocket knife given to me by my grandfather when I was ten. He passed away about a week later. Drink / Smoke / Drugs?: No shit sherlock.

Favorite…

Writer(s): Anthony Burgess is a god but I also appreciate Poe, Thoreau, Capote, Fitzgerald, Bukowski and Keats. Book: A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess Poem: Alone - Poe Word: Slaughter - you can't spell it without laughter ;) Musician(s): Nirvana, The Kinks, The Cure, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Iggy Pop, Joy Division, Faith No More, Echo & The Bunnymen Album: Nevermind - Nirvana Song: Epic - Faith No More Film: The Shining Actor/Performer: James Dean Color: Red Place: The Cave Animal: Wolve Historical Figure: Charles Manson Food: Eggplant Drink: Vodka Drug: Cocaine