[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[pissyleon]

hrpf but instead of any romance your teams just make better choices

[toffcake]

happy birthday mack!

[chizhik-pyzhik]

my people will vagueblog your people

[fapper]

Really

[sincerelymarner]

sir, a second mitch marner playoffs hat trick has hit the towers

[fuwanek0]

I would block you in every lifetime

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[teaboot]

My brother left me alone in his living room with a hockey interview on and I heard the interviewer ask something like 'what went wrong?' And the guy at the mic in the most tired voice just went "...everything" so I looked up to see who was being interviewed and it was a goddamn founding father

[sincerelymarner]

coming back bc marns hatty🧢🧢🧢

[kosmogrl]

[kristo-flowers]

Atlantic Ocean views

[sincerelymarner]

instead of suffering through sports, i got shitfaced on a beach for the past week

[captainmacks]

sid asking mitchy to be his malkin…

[mewvore]

I am once again asking the scalding hot bath to cure me of all my ailments, physical and mental

[kosmogrl]

I will be ok when I sit by the sea for 5 hours