[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[fuwanek0]

I would block you in every lifetime

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[teaboot]

My brother left me alone in his living room with a hockey interview on and I heard the interviewer ask something like 'what went wrong?' And the guy at the mic in the most tired voice just went "...everything" so I looked up to see who was being interviewed and it was a goddamn founding father

[sincerelymarner]

coming back bc marns hatty🧢🧢🧢

[kosmogrl]

[kristo-flowers]

Atlantic Ocean views

[sincerelymarner]

instead of suffering through sports, i got shitfaced on a beach for the past week

[captainmacks]

sid asking mitchy to be his malkin…

[mewvore]

I am once again asking the scalding hot bath to cure me of all my ailments, physical and mental

[kosmogrl]

I will be ok when I sit by the sea for 5 hours

[pencilnewt]

hockey moomin

[cutebrini]

elevated cupcake experience with will smith and macklin celebrini

[mackatk]

Actually, it was $18,000

This was the auction item. After introducing the item, Randy said he already had a player committed to attending and went to Will’s table. While they were chatting, Toff raised his paddle to bid and had it up for SO LONG before bidding even started.

Will agreed he’d get Macklin to come. Bidding immediately shot up to $10k before slowing down. Will personally delivered a box of a dozen cupcakes to the winning bidder.

[mackatk]

okay i’m back to share more because i think we need a mood pick me up. i asked toff afterwards why can’t he just ask to attend as a sharks player instead of bidding on it. he said “maybe i’ll show up. something interesting might happen.” he then said cupcakes made by willmack would NOT be good. my wife asked, “wasn’t will’s banana bread good?” and toff said, “yeah it was really good. unfortunately.” he’s such a hater LMAO

[3416]

you might as well just......

[trans1oa]

I have the fingerprints of your love all over my heart.

[applejaymi]

I missed you!

[highdefinitions]

what if we used to pass to each other for one timers and were always the last two off the ice for warmups but you got traded so now you’re playing against the team you wanted to play on since you were a little kid and did for nearly 10 years and i said i’m not gonna answer anymore questions about you and i didn’t even look at your during warmups but i still timed stepping off the ice with you one last time even if it was on opposite teams and i couldn’t help but look once when i knew you wouldn’t be