me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!
me the entire weekend:
Sade Olutola

titsay

shark vs the universe
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Kaledo Art
Stranger Things
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

JVL
cherry valley forever

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taylor price

#extradirty
Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@ocathalain
me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!
me the entire weekend:
having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual
ok new ask game what mutual am i
tumblr if people reblogged content as much as they're booping each other rn
If I was Orpheus I wouldn't have looked back at Eurydice. I would have looked down at the ground to maximize the framerate, and then repeatedly run into Cerberus' second head to perform the Cerberus Skip and warp up to the entrance of Hades. I've done this five times and last time I did manage to shave three and a half seconds off my personal best thanks to favorable Cerberus cycle RNG. I honestly don't get why that dweeb Orpheus could not do this, or even a simple Sisyphus Glide
WE MADE IT!!!!
hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
yknow AI art has ruined an entire genre of painting to me, i saw one of those smooth anime-realism pieces and immidiately thought ''ugh, AI art'' until i noticed it was posted by an established deviantart user 6 years ago. like ive never been a huge fan of that genre but it looks like a pretty difficult style to master and i feel bad for the artists who specialized in anime-realism only to have their entire market jacked by people typing keywords into midjourney.
05/OCT/23 I love Cass 💕 she is so much fun to draw, I decided not to include her mask because I wanted to draw her face 🤭
happy fullmeantalalchemistgirls day
hate how having a special interest in a character will turn u into a giggly little anime schoolgirl im like kicking my legs and squealing into a pillow and and blushing and smiling like an idiot and its like Oh yeah no this about a guy who should be in federal prison. yeah. yeah like unforgivable crimes
STOP TAGGING THIS WITH CHARACTERS WHOSE WORST CRIME IS THE MORAL EQUIVALENT OF TAX FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they need to be someone that chronically online twitter users will accuse you of being immoral for liking because what they did is so awful. i will not stand for this
surely not. surely you jest
[Video ID: Someone with round sunglasses having one side of headphones pressed against their ear while dancing to music. They look up and point to the right with their hand off camera. Text on top reads: "The BBC dropping this absolute banger before announcing tragic news". Then the person appears sans sunglasses, in a semi-shiny burgundy suit and their hair in cornrows. They hold a red, thin book in their left hand while moving to the music. Text at the top reads: "News reporter". The same person appears, this time in a black puffy jacket and a black cap with a white New York Yankees logo while holding a boombox. They look slightly to the right while gently swinging to the music, then glance down and then quickly to the left. They look back to the right and hold up a hand in a 'wait for it' gesture. Text at the top reads: "Camera guy". The camera shifts to the news reporter briefly, followed by the person with the sunglasses, then to a 'new' person. They are wearing glasses, a black bonnet and dressing gown, gently swinging to the music, closing their eyes briefly in enjoyment. Text at the top reads: "Mothers tuning in*". The person reappears while wearing a short black wig framing the face, and wearing a black tracksuit. Text at the top reads: "Emily:". Just before the camera shifts again, text appears at the center, reading: "Ohh shii it's time". The news reporter makes a reappearance, fixing their collar while looking down at the book they're holding. They then look up to the right, give a thumbs up, looks to the left, and lowers their hand again. They hold the book with both hands now and look straight in the camera. They go ahead and start to speak: "Nine people died in a car accident today." but they are cut off towards the end of the sentence. The video ends. End ID.]
these posts have the same vibes imo 💯
and this tweet as well
this also
Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.
Make room for Orangutan Johnson
This is still one of the greatest things ever made.
happy pride month
Out of Touch
god this scene i haven’t written would be so emotional if it came with 50k words of context i also haven’t written
characters who view themselves as tools/weapons first and people second... characters who martyr themselves for a cause because they think that's the only way they can be worth something... characters who push themselves past their breaking point again and again and again... characters for whom devotion and masochism are inseparable... characters whose self-sacrifice becomes self-annihilation...... what was my point again? i had a point. anyway.