my hot boss has a problem with me complaining all the time at work and told me to "invest in a diary or start a blog, anything so that we don't have to hear you whine all day."
she doesn't think id actually do either, so here i am starting a blog to bitch about my job to a bunch of internet randoms instead of my boss or my best friend, because they both have a problem with me apparently.
im dr. gregory house. you can just call me house. do not call me dad or father or any variation of that. its weird. and don't call me greg either. you are not my mom or my ex-girlfriend of 5 years.
anyway. i work at ppth in princeton new jersey as the head of the diagnostics department. do with that information what you will. dont try stalking me because i have a cane and im not afraid to use it.
send asks and maybe you can learn more about me than the annoying people at my job who always try to "solve" me. dont expect much from this blog. and definitely dont expect me to give you medical advice just because im a doctor.
OOC: this is a dr house rp blog if it wasnt clear enough in the intro. everything here is fiction. i am not endorsing any of the things depicted in this blog.
Out of Character notes will always be either under the cut or in the tags of my posts.
TRIGGER WARNINGS: suggestive text/sex mentions, addiction, drugs/drug use, death, suicidal ideation, murder, and possibly more
have any advice for accuracy? let me know! im trying to keep this as in character as possible
please send asks!!!! asks are always welcome and they genuinely make my day. anyone is welcome to send asks!!! u can even rp if you want; i am willing to interact with everyone! (barring things NSFW/beyond what would be a TV-14/PG-13 rating)
note: the timeline is sometime around season 3 post-tritter arc. set in 2025, not really following the episodes as they go on (so sort of canon-divergent i guess). still w/ the og team. might move on to season 4. idk. it would be fun to live blog the 40 candidates but I do not have the free time for that.
some ships that might be featured here include: house x wilson (mainly), house x cuddy (bi house woop woop), cameron x chase, foreman x chase, maybe even cameron x foreman idk
k bye
also, I am a minor. so if you have MDNI in ur blog, dont interact with me :3
you could have so much fame as a youtuber talking about your cases. at least have a few dedicated fans. there's a youtuber called chubbyemu who talks about odd cases. most are poisonings from basic human stupidity but it's still cool to watch.
It has been quite a bit, but Cicero said I should flex to you that I'm dating him because he's your ex. I don't quite know how to do this... we had quite a nice dinner last night and a very very fun time after.
-Dr. Henry Baird, M.D., Pediatrics, @henbaird
i pegged Baird and not you lmaoooo suck it but actually you can't since we're not dating anymore because you ghosted me
-Cicero Aguire. same account.
(OOC: by god he is so vindictive for no reason. I hope this doesn't come off as mean directed towards you!!! he's just pissed at House because of he had to quit his job at PPTH)
