concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all likeĀ āpssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sssā or just petty shit likeĀ āhaaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannnggā
The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry likeĀ āAw, whatās wrong little friend?ā
And snakeās likeĀ āNah donāt worry itās cool, itās just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think youāre hearing thingsāitās like, ten thousand foot long, and Iām a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.ā
Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time
my hand slipped











