Turtle's "Digital" Slate

Oh wow! I.. didn't think this type of spell would work.

[oceanicwayfarer]

I can't believe I enchanted this

so

hi! I'm Turtle, my friends are currently staring me down right now because I'm like-

showing them this as I type on this funny little typewriter qibli brought from the new history room.

I didn't think I'd be able to break through with my animus magic but here we are! What.. What year is it to everyone here? It's like.. 5011?

I guess you COULD call this my personal blog.. but you can send asks! If you want.. that is.. I'm willing to answer anything the outside expanse this new slate has, as well to learn to new things!

[oceanicwayfarer]

Y'know, I-In some weird, messed up sort of way, there is one thing I can thank the evils of this world for. Getting me out of that abyssal shell that I call avoidance and anxiety and ignoring all of my problems and avoiding them by hiding.

I know I sound like a broken record there but, it's true. If I wasn't there to go with Peril, or to see Darkstalker awaken, or help Qibli with saving people's lives. I would've still, y'know, been hiding away in the pits of the abyss waiting for everyone to forget about me.

[oceanicwayfarer]

happy birthday turtle!!! I baked a cake for you

🍰

Is it my hatchday? Oh? Maybe it is, I usually don't celebrate it, but if you want-I'll have a slice of cake, why thank you!

No, but really, is it my hatchday?

[oceanicwayfarer]

I leave for a month to take care of important school activities and getting back into writing, and I come back to a big 28 in my blog notifications.

The worst part is that I'm scared to check them. Is it because I said Fuck AI? Because I still believe that I wouldn't use whatever that was.

[wings-of-fire-confessions]

Turtle would be an ai bro sorry to say it. “Hey Grok an ancient animus from 2000 years ago woke up what do I do”

.

[oceanicwayfarer]

Turtle here with an important message

Fuck AI.

[oceanicwayfarer]

Ahem, blowing off the dust off of this thing.

Hello! I'm back, it's.. erm..

It's been awhile! Did I forgo this entire thing to focus on being at the academy to catch up? Yes, yes I did. Uhm.. I wonder if there's anyone still here that's interested.

It's been a wild couple of months but, you know what? Maybe this was the break I needed!

[oceanicwayfarer]

Your highness Prince Turtle, as are “cracked” and “goated with the sauce” as the kids say?

I'm--I'm what? I'm sorry. Say that again? The kids say that? What does "Cracked" and "goated with the sauce" even mean? I have not been prepared to have these sorts of terms said to me, give me a moment.

[oceanicwayfarer]

I won't lie, moons beyond. I forgot this thing existed. I've been using it for music and reading and like, nothing else these past couple of months. It's also great for note keeping when Webs decides for a random quiz about history.

[oceanicwayfarer]

Remind me to never again mess with Coconut in these types of games.

Rainwings are not supposed to be so.. filled with WRATH.

Ha.. I died pretty much a minute or so after. Moons forbid I protect my team.

All in good fun, though he did call me a little hoe.

[oceanicwayfarer]

I am but a humble healer.. or I once was. Of the rainwing kingdom of old. They cast me out, for they did not agree with my unique methods.

I mean, for a very long time the Rainwings were a brutal kingdom, now it's just.. well, y'know. Sunnaps and curiosity and under rule with Rainwings and Nightwings. And honestly, they could need an experienced healer nowadays? Or you could go to Sanctuary and join the Talons of Peace? Share your wealth of knowledge of medicinal treatments, I'm sure Minx in Possibility would have a FIELD DAY with that sort of knowledge.

[oceanicwayfarer]

You know, this was not chosen for me. My own daughter saw fit to cast immortality upon me, and so I have walked this world since. I remember the days of old kingdom of night. I wandered the crumbling city a thousand years ago.

Oh. Huh. What? Hmm.. You're not Chiron, he was in the Old City of Night too, also with immortality.

Who are you?

[oceanicwayfarer]

Oh, yes. Apologies. I forget not everyone has the same tolerance as I do for the poisons. One tends to forget such things when they have lived as long as I have.

Hey, I once watched a mudwing hatchling eat an entire plant of Foxglove with no issues at all, but granted.

Those are mudwings. They need strong stomachs for their diets.

Umber's eaten some crazy things, too, now that I'm thinking about it.

I'll probably just steep some Ginger Mint.

[oceanicwayfarer]

Oh, nothing too strong. Just some foxglove tea.

Oh, I'm sorry, Foxglove Tea is one of those herbal teas that aren't exactly healthy for seawings. Most other tribes can have it but we can't. Oh well, I just can brew my own tea.

[oceanicwayfarer]

what do seawings taste like

I rather not answer this sort of question, or get this sort of question ever again.

Please instead ask the Giant Kraken off the coast in no-dragon's land.

[oceanicwayfarer]

Ah, hello, Prince Turtle of the Seawings. Son of Queen Coral. Would you like some tea?

Alright, oddly specific to say my entire moniker when everyone else just calls me Turtle, but.. what kind of tea?

[oceanicwayfarer]

I am too selfless for my own good.

I 100% could've died at the end if I did that, but I had to, no one else was saving him!

Also, I don't know why our other teammate decided to just.. not follow us.

[oceanicwayfarer]

Last time I agree to play a game like this last time.