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I had a nasal swab for covid taken today and it was one of the most unpleasant things that have ever been done to me, the lady doing it was very nice, but she almost lobotomized me with that q-tip

#angry fish noises #had to do it tho #since I keep dreaming about coffins and people dying #and I've learned not to ignore dreams

sharklantis

You don’t have BPD. You’re a traumatized kid with borderline tendencies and it going untreated could lead to the development of BPD whenever your PFC has fully developed. You’re 14, traumatized, and lonely and in need of attention because you’re being neglected. Keep your health to yourself. Tumblr is not your therapist. Tumblr is not your friend. It cannot be trusted. Therapists are required to keep your information confidential UNLESS you are a threat to yourself or others. You should be able to trust them. It is their job to help you; their job is not to hurt you. Tumblr will worsen your mental health if you continue posting about your constant state, and allow others to put it up for debate within your own inbox. Keep things to yourself. Keep yourself safe. Tumblr does not need to know every trauma you’ve had; every breakup; every illness; every disability. Tumblr is a hellish blogging site, and it is not healthy. A majority of it is anti-recovery.

If anyone who needs it is reading this:

Take a break from tumblr. Focus on your mental health. Work on your addictions, I know you can beat them. Talk to your therapist and be honest. Drink water, eat food. Exercise some to help with endorphins. Shower, take your medicine. Make yourself look nice. Do something productive. Do anything to help yourself out.

Be pro-recovery, stay away from anti-recovery.

#awesome post #i highly recommend listening to Psychology in Seattle podcast #if you wanna improve your knowledge on mental health and personality disorder

let's be more like Sobieski in these trying times

#please wear the goddamn mask

heartshapedbasil

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions

maplebungus-deactivated20221118

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

dadbodbobby

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

fuckdamn

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

#last week i spent an eternity caramelizing onions so you can never judge me for anything ever again

clungedestroyer

#vids #cats

yo, if anybody’s still following this blog I just wanted to drop by and let yall know I’m doing fine, I’m working a lot, I’m currently in the process of changing my antidepressant to a milder one that’s easier to discontinue in the future, and I’m feeling pretty good in general. I’ve also been getting testosterone shots for like 8 months now (!!!) and it’s great, my shins are Strong, I’ve got a stubble, my voice keeps cracking and I laugh like a hyena, it’s fucking amazing, I’m loving this. I’m getting handsom. so anyway I hope everything’s alright with yall and I wish u much much luck and love and all the nice things ever. xoxo

#angry fish noises

Orville Peck makes my heart beat so much faster like uuUUnNnnHHHhH, take me away, you big hot cowboy

#im fanboying so hard even i cant believe it #angry fish noises

oceank1ng

a bunch of friends that i've only met once

drunkopossum

Mine had a quest for me

#!!!#cats are all npcs and we are ignoring their quests #smh #cats

a bunch of friends that i've only met once

#cats #gdańsk #they keep coming up to me in unexpected places #im starting to believe in guardian angels

mcsqu1bb

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

mcsqu1bb

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