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i’m laughing at how horribly out of date my profile is lol
when a fic author you like starts writing for other fandoms
when you follow your fave author into a new fandom
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Go watch Moana. Do not let what happened to Princess and the Frog happen to this film.
Please do not let this film flop. From the times I’ve visited the Disney store or a retail toy store, I have not seen one child, teen or adult take interest in the movie as they vacantly glance over the merchandise and it honestly breaks my heart. This movie has an incredible soundtrack and wonderfully diverse characters with a very unique story. Please do not shove it aside otherwise Disney will continue pulling out Frozen re-hashes out of their ass along with sequels over and over again.
you ever bite into something thats supposed to be 100% soft and feel something crunch and then u go through the 5 stages of grief in the span of like ten seconds
The Thanksgiving Obstacle Course 🦃 by Thomas Sanders
Thomas: Okay, Thanksgiving, you can do this.
Man: How’s school, champ?
Thomas: Ohhh!
Woman: Do you have a girlfriend?
Thomas: Byeee!
Aunt Patty: Let’s talk politics!
Thomas: Be GONE, Aunt Patty!
best of “she wears short skirts”
you forgot this one
These Indian Muslim schoolgirls, all aged between 10 and 16 years old, are performing Vovinam, a Vietnamese martial art, at the Saint Maaz High School in Hyderabad. Encouraged by their parents and school officials, they are learning the art of self defense on a weekly basis.
a tiny girl punching a table which is also on fire is on my dash today
me at any point of any day: i feel weird
Someone explain
you see when woman loves another woman very very much,
Lmao dont tell the straights.
i want a story about cute little gay old black men dating again for the first time in a long time after both of their partners passed away a handful or two of years ago and they’re both ready to find love again because i need this for Reasons and also because i want to see myself, future or otherwise, represented in fiction that i have no idea if it exists or not
1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us
3) mostly mined with slave labor
4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years
5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.
Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring.
THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD.
attention all sweet meteor of deaths: im single
someone: that's mean
me: i am mean
Anything you're specifically hoping for with RWBY Vol. 4
It doesn’t suck
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