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@oceanstans

I don’t know.

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"I asked chat gpt"

Oh yeah? Well I asked Ocean

crazy-brazilian

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i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

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someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh

DID YOU SEE THE ERIC ORNAMENT

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Just some Red Pikmin.

Nintendo Power

Issue 183, Page 33

weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons

both were made in a lab

mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo

both have incredible psychic powers

kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019

mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed

mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven

me: beloved Gleebo

you: deplorable Deebo

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a treasure found antiquing today

these?

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no, i think its talking about the guy who tries to beat sonic hedgehog

oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

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#MedicalHistoryTaking

Slightly related true story from my family:

“911, what’s your emergency?”

“My house is on fire, but it’s just one wall and I have a fire extinguisher, so I think I can put it out.”

“Sir, please get out of the house. The fire engines are on their way.”

“I will in a minute, but I really think I can–”

“SIR. PLEASE. LEAVE THE HOUSE.”

“Fine.” [beat] “Okay, from out here I can see that the whole roof is on fire.”

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What should Scoob and I eat?

Sandwiches

Pizza

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

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