zarris is mean

bunch of our oc’s incorrect quotes

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Help a young lesbian escape her homophobic family organized by Eponine Cosette

Eponine Cosette Help a young lesbian escape her homophobic family My name is Nina! I am 18 years old and I live in Puerto Rico. I am a lesbi

[welkingunther]

l will not fail!

[namoart]

*slams my hand on the crossover wheel once again* Listen, I just

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Mariela: I know it’s not a ‘contest’, but I just smashed my ankle bone against the corner of the open dishwasher harder than any of you EVER have.

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The Classes As John Mulaney Quotes

from the warlock who brought you troubled birds, i now bring you…. 

john mulaney quotes

Barbarian:

Bard:

Cleric:

Druid:

Fighter:

Monk:

Paladin (to party)

Ranger:

Rogue:

Sorcerer (when wild magic):

Warlock:

Wizard:

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Daria: I’m cold

Kath: *takes off her coat* here ya go!

Teb: I’m cold

Aurri: [takes off his coat] this is why you need to start bringing coats [starts piling random coats and scarfs onto Teb] you need to be more responsible

Zarris: I’m cold

Nathan: Good, you deserve to suffer.

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Nathan: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

Dalia: The fuck kinda subway you going to?

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Tebba: Hey can i give you some advice?

Zarris: Absolutely not.

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Kath: Do you take constructive criticism?

Tebba: [already tearing up] yes

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Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. Shocked and upset.

— Nathan

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zarris and nathan?

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Dalia: Don’t you ever yearn for personal contact?

Nathan: I don’t even want to be having this conversation right now.

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Nathan: Ugh, I can’t believe Zarris is undressing me with his eyes.

Dalia: Do you want to go?

Nathan: Not yet, he’s only half done.

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Zarris: Todah is garbage day.

Aurri: I can’t believe they have a whole day dedicated to you.

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OC’s Aesthetic

Tebba

The young innkeeper of the famous inn in the inner city of the kingdom. Skilled hunter. Known for his ability to make friends with everyone and his famous... skills in bed. When it’s not nighttime, he spends his days on the forest, hunting, fishing, or enjoying nature; or on his room, reading tales and history books. loves animals, and is insanely good with horses, specially his horse, Calvita.

Aurri

The mysterious man of the town. Everyone barely speaks with him, wether it’s his strong demeanor, or claw scars on his face, he doesn’t know. That doesn’t stop him from going to town. He lives in the forest, but during day, when he’s not training or spending time with his dragons, loves to take time and walk around the market. skilled with swords, but won’t pick a fight he can’t win (let’s call it self defense). Trains every dragon, but holds a special place for Desini and Snapper.

Kath Ryna

Young, beautiful maiden. Along with her twin brother, Tebba, runs the inn in the city. Able to do magic. Granted, she’s not the best witch, since she didn’t have anyone to teach her any magic, but she makes do with what she has in a kingdom where magic being done without permission of the king is forbidden. Skilled with daggers and swords, contrary to her brother, that can only handle a bow.

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zathan

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they really do

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Nathan: I know it’s not a ‘contest’, but I just smashed my ankle bone against the corner of the open dishwasher harder than any of you EVER have.

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Zarris, under his breath: I wish I was that dishwasher