Caprine Entity @octavius-caprine - Tumblr Blog

So! I’m kinda seeing a bit of an uptick on people following me and interacting with the blog so I guess it’s time to start tagging some stuff.

Uuuuh, feel free to blacklist #gore if you don’t wanna see that kinda art and #nsfw for the saucy drawings I guess?

eskiworks

Big ol' pile of toned half body drawings done this past month!!

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feminarchyboss

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

duchessvongooseberg

buckle my shoe 😊

libertineangel

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

worlds-tiredest-girl

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

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socialmaya

lierdumoa

This is why I have no sympathy whatsoever for anti-intellectuals who complain when discussion posts use too much academic language. "You can't expect me to whip out a dictionary every time you post—" BITCH I LOOKED UP "AHEGAO" FOR YOU. OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.

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wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

Why does it feel weird and intimate to mention that someone was in even the most innocuous of your dreams? Sorry my subconscious decided to think about you for a second. You were a curator at an ice cream museum that was also my second grade classroom. If you even care.

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charl0ttan

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

jadeharleyinc

me watching as every wikipedia article changes from “is” to “was”

onion-souls

My least favorite things in RPG communities is when someone will ask a question like "How do I make a character who is really good at melee combat" and then the main replies are "Well, the game is about telling a story, not scoring the most damage in combat."

And the game will have, like, a seven step combat resolution system and goblins

#'I wanna run a political intrigue with grand strategy elements and kingdom management 5e campaign”#(actual words I heard an acquaintance say)#girl it's the 'kill four hundred nameless mobs game'#there's a reason social skill checks are explained in three paragraphs #while combat resolution takes like 20 pages in comparison

tipsytern

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

#280ish #used to consistently hit the cap #(it's 1k btw)#so I doubled the speed at which they get posted

shark-tranny

goodjob from a girl with huge congratulations

shark-tranny

badjob from a girl with huge disappointments

yurious-george

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superhelldeactivated

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.