overworked and underfucked

I'm from the UK, 18 and I use she/they pronouns. feel free to dm me and have a chat! in loving memory of when I used to be creative rip🥀

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Let's play a game called how long 'to be loved by death' my Art the clown x reader is going to stay up 😛😭

People would describe yourself as a careful person, a very loving person, you are on set track for a good and steady life. You deserved it.

Taking this opportunity to re advertise ✌️

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If I can get this man to pay for me to go to bloodstock to 1- go to bloodstock and 2- SEE DETHKLOK I will piss in a cup and drink it I'm not even joking rn

DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK 😈😈😈😈😈

Upcoming uk tour 😛? I hope so 🙏😫

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I'm rewatching league of gentlemen (because when am I not) and I swear to fucking God how the fuck did Ross and Pauline go from that one angry glass of wine to being balls deep in each other like, I think I need a very long fanfiction of the in-between part

Because I'm sure Pauline must've initiated the actual fucking because of Ross's comment of 'im sure that's why you did that' and also the fact he's wearing a robe (you already know what the robe and glasses combo does to me, don't fucking even) so hand slipping is easy or whatever but there was a GLARE LOOK when he gave her that wine and it was such a good fucking set up for blackmail that I honestly don't know

There must be a in between fic somewhere and I WILL find it or I will write it myself

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I refuse to write any fucking theories for the lore of this fuck ass movie because it seems that, as per usual, all roads leads to SECONDO and I'm not ready to have that conversation again or to deal with the disappointment even though I KNOW IM RIGHT

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Good day for ghesties 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Don't disregard your first child because there's another on the way merch people 😭

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Message from the clergy:

I don't think I'll be able to go to ghost con this year 😭 travelling on my own and I can't manage to materialize the £600 I need just to get into Nottingham never mind EAT or buy anything 💔 and my knee is absolutely buggered (again) so solo travelling isn't the best idea 😭 oh well at least popestars will feel like they're not being personally stalked by me because I didn't get to catch them at my tribute festival either 💔 they have been freed 😭

If I end up going in the end, know I had to blow a leprechaun to do it, anything for Ghost con 🙏

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Oh well, I guess I have to rewatch it then 🙄

(I've watched it fully twice in the past month as well as finished league of gentlemen and almost finished inside no 9, I'm not a well man)

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I am rock hard

*sigh* DO I STAY BLONDE SO I CAN STILL BE IMPERATOR THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT TO ME 😭😭😭😭

I am yet to find a showing in my area (I think I had my rhrn cinema reminder on like a month in advance) so we hope and pray it's still very early days 😖

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Should I be cardinal Copia for ghost con this year? Idk man I feel like I need to let imperator BREATHE a minute since I've already won 2 comps with her (if I went again I wouldn't enter I DIDN'T INTEND TO ENTER LAST TIME I WAS TRYING TO BE KIND TO A STRANGER DONT @ ME 😭) and I know for a fact I won't be blonde in September and I'm not bleaching my hair again that quick, although wigs are an option I would rather not

Thing is I do have a cassock pattern that has been staring me in the balls for the past 2 years that I drafted and forgot about just rotting that I could use or find one of those sacrilegious ones you can buy online and I've already got hips built on thrusting and spaghetti so I'll be grand (💀), although I don't know what I'd do about my terzo head bag that I use if I was Copia- although I could recreate the magazine cover, it feels less correct than sister but it isn't but it is

But, on the other hand, I have one of those semi accurate nun costumes that aren't supposed to be sexy (insane find in this economy) so I could also be satanized

I low key haven't even bought the tickets yet or looked at hotels or trains why am I worrying about cosplay 😝✨

who should I be for ghost con

cardinal Copia

kiss the go goat imperator

nun

make a new imperator cosplay because you are imperator and it's for the bit

stop going to the internet to answer simple questions

Voting ended onJul 18

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Alestorm you never cease to amaze me 😭😭

The absolute HORROR of this coming on my feed I thought I was having a stroke 😭

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I bought myself the batman Arkham games because I need something to stop me going actually insane and I am in love and going absolutely feral

Like I used to play the one where the joker lost his memory and was John Doe and was Bruce's best mate when I was a kid as a demo and I thought that's what I bought but I didn't, I bought Arkham asylum and ITS SO FUCKING GOOD. I don't even think I'm halfway done with it but oh my god, I'm so shit at the actual game aspect of it but it's so entertaining 🙏 I don't play video games at all, is this why people do it? It's hard but you enjoy fucking up because you have the joker coming on the screen (😩) going 'aw, someone pick baby bats up off of the floor' LIKE THAT 😭 I enjoy it

Gonna have to start reading up on the scarecrow now, why is he doing all of that? Why is he breaking my baby's heart? Crazy thing

And Harley and Ivy's game designs hello 😝😝

'i could watch those two girls for hours' ME TOO 🙏

This game makes me feel so stupid and dumb and stressed out, I've been on it for 8 hours straight today, I have a problem (mainly that I suck)

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Suddenly everything isn't that bad 🙏🙏🙏

Oh my GOD 😭😭😭😭 BUG 💔💔💔💔

AND WE GOT VIKTORIA LORE IVE BEEN DYING FOR IT AND WE'VE GOT IT AND OH MY GOD IM THRILLED AND SOBBING AND OH MY GOD 💔

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Guess who got kicked out of school <<3

I'm sorry my chonic illness is too annoying for you to deal with but you didn't have to tell me not to come back like- rude.

Screw my gcses then ig.

"We accept everyone, this school is a family" My ass.

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Gang I fear I might be in the twilight zone because what do you mean I've buggered my knee and just like last time my place in college is being thrown into question 😭😭😭😭😭

Highschool fair enough but I'm fucking send you can't do that to me 😭 I'm literally watching my life fall to pieces in real time THIRD TIME IN THE PAST 5 YEARS MIND 😭🙏

What the hell did I do 💀

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I'm on a massive Mark Gattis kick right now, idk how or why that's occurred but I want him in ways I can't disclose on this account 😭, so I've but the bullet and watched league of gentlemen and oh my god

I wish it didn't have those blackface episodes because all the horror stuff in it was just UGH 💕 and the special meat plotline, the local shop for local people, FUCKING TUBBS I LOVE TUBBS I wish her and Edward were in the last season 💔 and sexy Mark Gattis in every single character he played, never knew I needed him as a middle aged woman (val Denton? That aunt) but my god 🗣️🔥

That was such a peculiar show, I enjoyed it, I probably shouldn't have but it's the only thing that's keeping me sane while my life is falling apart

Sexy Mark Gattis 😛

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Decided to properly sit down to watch next Gen and OH MY GOD why is everyone packing titty

How tight are these uniforms 😭

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*whines*

*looks for plane tickets*

Edguy come back 🙏🙏 (or just Edguy ending again?) EITHER WAY LIKE AVANTASIA (didn't spell that right #fakefan) IT WONT BE IN A COUNTY I CAN GET TO SO 😭💔

Have fun with Edguy Germany 😤