blink-182. Simple Creatures.

not the real Mark hoppus. dependent rp blog for Wildewood rp

[octomark]

octomark:god sometimes I just feel so bad that no one will ever be as cool as me. Except maybe @wwtaylorswift 😘

[octomark]

Mark groaned, eyes slamming shut as the bassist lifted slightly more than he wanted at his friend's urging. "Did I tell you today fuck you because fuck you!" He said with a playful, albeit strained, laugh. When he completed the rep and Scott took the bar, Mark sighed and dramatically let his arms fall to the sides. "I'm dead! You've killed me!" he whined. "I hope I turn into a really gross zombie..."

[lcncrz]

Scott chuckled as he adjusted his grip on the barbell, preparing for his own set. "You'd make a terrible zombie, Mark. Always complaining about being dead instead of embracing it," he teased. With a deep breath, he began his reps, muscles flexing with each controlled movement. The gym was bustling with activity, the sound of weights clanking and music blaring in the background. He couldn't help but feel grateful for moments like these, where he could push himself physically and mentally with his best friend by his side. As Scott finished his set and racked the barbell, he wiped the sweat from his brow and grinned at Mark. "Your turn, zombie boy. Let's see what you've got left in you."

[octomark]

Mark's jaw dropped, gasping audibly. "A terrible zombie???" He whined. "You are supposed to be my bestie why are you not supporting my dream if being a zombie. And yeah, in gonna complain about it unless I'm getting good head, you know, BRAINS," he giggled. "Anyway if I'm not gettin it, I'm gonna be mad about it," he shrugged.

[florxncxpugh]

Florence bursts out, her distinctive laughter filling the room. "Look!" she exclaims. "It's actually quite simple." She declares, taking off the whiskey glass from her head. "Would you like to give it a shot?" she inquires, extending the serving tray and drink towards the person. @wildewoodstarters

[octomark]

"I'll give it a shot but it's landing on the floor unless you can catch it..." Mark challenged with a grin as he stood, holding his hands out to take the glass and tray. He nearly spilled it just trying to place the drink on the tray, but managed, for a total of 3 seconds, to balance the glass before it fell from the tray. "Dammit!" He exclaimed. "ANOTHER!" he did his best Thor impression, throwing the tray to the floor with another laugh.

[glenxpowell]

"Is it just me or is this boat just going from side to side? Didn't think I'd experience motion sickness that quickly." Glen tried to keep himself steady, supporting himself against the nearest wall. "This is going to be an interesting trip. Which way to the bar? Maybe a couple of drinks will ease down this feeling as I don't really want to be hanging on the side of the boat, puking my guts out." @wildewoodstarters

[octomark]

"trust me, alcohol will make it worse," Mark said matter of factly, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a handful of ginger candies. "I keep these on me all the time. This shit really helps with nausea," he said, glancing to the candies in his palm. "You can take em all off you need em. I have tons back in my room," the bassist smiled.

[lcncrz]

Scott's voice brimmed with enthusiasm as he cheered on his friend. "Come on, dude! You're crushing it!" he exclaimed, lending a hand to help with the heavy weight. The strain of 80 repetitions already completed was evident in their flushed faces and labored breaths. But Scott's unwavering grin and words of encouragement pushed them to push through. "Just 20 more to go!" he declared, his energy contagious in the gym. @wildewoodstarters

[octomark]

Mark groaned, eyes slamming shut as the bassist lifted slightly more than he wanted at his friend's urging. "Did I tell you today fuck you because fuck you!" He said with a playful, albeit strained, laugh. When he completed the rep and Scott took the bar, Mark sighed and dramatically let his arms fall to the sides. "I'm dead! You've killed me!" he whined. "I hope I turn into a really gross zombie..."

[octomark]

mark: i would like to lodge a formal complaint against the country of australia. please see attached video for more information. mark: wtfaustraliawhyareyoulikethis.mp4

@eradicatorrhea

[maminightraw]

demi: that's just my family? I told them all about you and they're hype to meet you. demi: be nice and i'll let the bennetts and ciroccos know you don't appreciate them dropping in unannounced

[octomark]

Mark: 😐

Mark: I am always fucking nice what the fuck also im fucking TERRIFIED please they are bigger than me and Tom and that's a feat in itself. I know we're skinny and gangly but we're tall dudes ok. In America we're considered "big guys"

Mark: BATS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TOM AND MARK SIZED

[octomark]

mark: i would like to lodge a formal complaint against the country of australia. please see attached video for more information. mark: wtfaustraliawhyareyoulikethis.mp4

@eradicatorrhea

[maminightraw]

demi: that's just my family? I told them all about you and they're hype to meet you. demi: be nice and i'll let the bennetts and ciroccos know you don't appreciate them dropping in unannounced

[octomark]

Mark: I am terrified for my life please advise them I am but a human and they are human sized and I'm used to them being TINY absolutely not human sized send help! From the trenches, Mark.

[octomark]

"what a strange grizzly bear, hmm... Sounds like something Tom would do honestly," Mark laughed. "I had to get a little checky check at the doctor's office. Mild panic but turns out everything is good and the big bad C word is not back! No ferocious marshmallows, though," he sighed. "If you have any interest in going to Australia we're getting ready to head there soon. You can come by and we can look at all the scary creatures like Tom and Travis oh and the abnormally large everything scary there. You know great reasons to go! Also free blink concerts~" he winked with a chuckle.

[lcncrz]

Scott chuckled at Mark's humorous comments and felt relieved to hear that everything was good with his health. He couldn't help but agree that Australia was full of unique and sometimes scary creatures. He was intrigued by the idea of free Blink concerts and the opportunity to explore a new place. Scott considered the invitation and decided it could be a fun adventure to join Mark on the trip down under. "You know what man, I'd be down for that. Free concerts and travel count me in." Scott says with a laugh. "So, how does it feel to have a clean bill of health? What do you want to do now? Besides going to Australia and terrifying their wild life." he teases.

[octomark]

"yeah?" Mark smiled. It would be nice to have someone to hang with that was not a love sick couple reminding him that while yes, his friends were amazing, he was still missing out on shit. He had to laugh at terrifying their wildlife. "I am feeling really good. Very grateful to the universe for my second chance. Hoping I don't fuck IT up as bad as I did before. Trying to be a better person or whatever," he scoffed playfully, rolling his eyes dramatically with a laugh. "No, dude, I'm just so fucking grateful to be here, you know? Fuck cancer!" He added, chuckling still, though the sentiment was very serious.

[octomark]

"pretty good, actually. ready to go home. it's cold as fuckin' balls out there, dude. what about you? do anything or anyone exciting lately?" mark smirked with a little chuckle as he added more marshmallows to his cup.

[lcncrz]

Scott gave Mark a mischievous look and replied, "Well, I did arm wrestle a grizzly bear last week, but it turned out he was only interested in discussing the stock market. So, no, nothing too exciting. Just the usual thrill of standing in line at the DMV. How about you? Any close encounters with ferocious marshmallows?"

[octomark]

"what a strange grizzly bear, hmm... Sounds like something Tom would do honestly," Mark laughed. "I had to get a little checky check at the doctor's office. Mild panic but turns out everything is good and the big bad C word is not back! No ferocious marshmallows, though," he sighed. "If you have any interest in going to Australia we're getting ready to head there soon. You can come by and we can look at all the scary creatures like Tom and Travis oh and the abnormally large everything scary there. You know great reasons to go! Also free blink concerts~" he winked with a chuckle.

[octomark]

mark: i would like to lodge a formal complaint against the country of australia. please see attached video for more information. mark: wtfaustraliawhyareyoulikethis.mp4

@eradicatorrhea

[lcncrz]

Scott laughs and shakes his head as he accepted the mug and took a seat at the kitchen counter. "Thanks, Mark. My day has been alright, just a bit busy at work. How about you? How's your day been?" Scott asked, taking a sip of the warm beverage.

[octomark]

"pretty good, actually. ready to go home. it's cold as fuckin' balls out there, dude. what about you? do anything or anyone exciting lately?" mark smirked with a little chuckle as he added more marshmallows to his cup.

[aliensfknexist]

aliensfknexist: yes.

[octomark]

octomark: ===D

[octomark]

📱mark -> meggies

mark: so since youre basically my new sister now welcome to what i like to call unhinged with mark, or texting. it is time. first question: what are your thoughts on marmalade? @meganfoxhq

[wwtaylorswift]

Megan: Glad to be your sister :p Megan: I know I'll love this game already Megan: I LOVE marmalade. Give me all the marmalade in the world and I'll have it haha

[octomark]

Mark: I also love marmalade but my phone doesn't think that word exists ok

Mark: good because we are a package deal whether anyone wants that or not lmao

Mark: next question: if you were trapped alone on a random island and could only bring one record, one book, AND one movie what would they be?

[thehaileesteinfeld]

Hailee couldn't help but look at Mark flabbergasted. "I'm sorry... was that even English you spoke just now?" She asked with a chuckle. The brunette could barely understand what the male was saying. "It feels like you said we should set a tree on fire, but I don't think that's a good idea bro."

[octomark]

"fire??" He laughed, shaking his head. "Sweet summer child, I am not talking arson. I am talking petit theft. Taking the tree and like setting it outside the back door or something! Not actual destruction! Wow! Do you see me as a dangerous criminal?" He asked, eyes wide and hand to his chest in what was very obviously, mock offense, trying not to laugh.

[octomark]

📱mark -> meggies

mark: so since youre basically my new sister now welcome to what i like to call unhinged with mark, or texting. it is time. first question: what are your thoughts on marmalade? @meganfoxhq

[florxncxpugh]

"Look... I know your still kinda mad at the prank but dude... please don't try to punk me on my birthday. That's just rude." she says with a little pout. @wildewoodstarters

[octomark]

"im so sorry your what? today is your birthday? and you didn't tell me? now i have to rush to bake you a cake---or cookies," he winked with a laugh. "i can't believe you've hidden this information from me maliciously. whatever will i do? you wanna go out and prank other people though?" he asked, wiggling his brows.

[madelynclinehq]

Madelyn laughed. "I thought so." She says as she looked at the coffee table. "Hmm...competition." She replied as she got off the couch and looked at the assortment of games. "Do we want to play Sorry, Monopoly, or Jenga?"

[octomark]

"jenga because it's destructive!" he laughed, pulling the box out and started to stack the pieces up. "sooooo how was the holidays for you? did santa bring you everything you wanted?" he smiled as the continued to set up the pieces.