spongebob squarepants meme ♆
" I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... "
" F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survival! "
" I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! "
" Go away, can't you see I'm trying to forget you. "
" You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. "
" Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! "
" Worship the magic conch! "
" Can you take the crust off my Krabby Patty? "
" The best time to wear a striped sweater... is all the time! "
" Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end! "
" Well first, we have to balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads, stand on one foot, and sing the Bikini Bottom Anthem. "
" Sounds like you have a dying animal to attend to. "
" Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. "
" East?! I thought you meant Weest. "
" I smell the smelly smell of something that smells... smelly. "
" It took us three days to make that potato salad! THREE DAYS! "
" This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness. "
" You know what's funnier than 24? 25! "
" Too bad that didn't kill me. "
" That's it! You have crossed the line! As of right now, this friendship is over! "
" Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. "
" Is mayonnaise an instrument? "
" Hi, Kevin. I'm your biggest fan. "
" Don't geniuses live in lamps? "
" Why don't you go and ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his friend sir Eat-a-lot. "
" I was going to ask you if you wanted to go jellyfishing but I can see that you're busy having an episode. "
" Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers. "
" Will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? "
" Hello, sir, would you like to buy some chocolate? "
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