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I filled half of the shampoo bottles with hair remover yesterday 🤭

That’s what they get for callin’ me bald

Is he (derogatory) bald yet

No idea, haven’t really seen what anyone looks like today

A girl can dream ig 🫤🫤

I filled half of the shampoo bottles with hair remover yesterday 🤭

That’s what they get for callin’ me bald

Is he (derogatory) bald yet

sarisumdactfa

@tfaoptimusprime-autobot ”can you tell megaton to stop messaging me saying ‘Tell Optimus I want him back I miss my bbg’ please he keeps blowing up my phone”

-Sari

Hi. Better question why does he have your contact

proscuitto, i know it’s sort of inappropriate for me to be contacting you like this, but you blocked me on literally everything

anyway please come back, the kids miss you

I did not block you anywhere, at all. I did not give you my socials to begin with as well, maybe you are confusing me to another person.

..Can you people on tumblr stop trying to baby-trap me?? I already lost count of how many times that happened to me.

ketiyotailisa

but i miss you…….

I did not block you.

And here I thought Ghiaccio was a deadbeat… take care of your damn kids.

I have no children. I have proven many times that I do not have kids.

Okay forget Prosciutto since WHEN has Ghiaccio had kids

..Melone used babyface on him.

LMAOOO WHY DID HE THINK THAT'D WORK

ketiyotailisa

cuz it did

You get me

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds

Hater

I’m not wrong though. Even the gray pigeons are better than these ones, at least they’ve got a splash of color.

Do you not see the little black streaks? The fading brown??? Do we need a colorblind test for you?

Black is not a color, it’s a value. You’re lucky you didn’t make this mistake in front of Ghiaccio, he’d probably freeze your ass.

Brown is really boring, I don’t like it.

Okay, point about the black is fair. But the thing about brown??? Nah you just hating

When I look outside, I don’t want to see birds that are the same color as a shitty starbucks latte. I don’t see how that’s a problem.

Thought you were physically incapable of going out in sunlight but okay...

Do I look like a damn vampire? Of course I can go outside.

Might seem crazy what I'm bout to say

🙄

why do i even bother

I mean with the mirror thing and the hairdo you don't look like you're trying to stop any assumptions

That’s because vampires aren’t real, you idiot.

Also what is it with you and your obsession with my hair, are you bald by any chance?

Rrrright... vampires totally aren't real... yep.

And as for the hair, I find your pigtails very amusing. They're the kind Victorian women in soap operas would wear, it's funny :)

They certainly wouldn’t be in Italy. We use a lot of garlic here.

@ask-ghiaccio this idiot keeps getting facts wrong, do your thing. I’m getting some garlic bread and I’ll give you 1/16th of it if you do this.

(Caps warning)

THE ONLY THING I GOT WRONG WAS THE THING ABOUT BLACK. DENY IT. DENY YOU LOOK LIKE A VICTORIAN WOMAN. @ask-formaggiooooo WILL (Likely) BACK ME UP.

Nah he looks like the wolf in a grandma costume from Shrek

You get me on a spiritual level oh my god

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds

Hater

I’m not wrong though. Even the gray pigeons are better than these ones, at least they’ve got a splash of color.

Do you not see the little black streaks? The fading brown??? Do we need a colorblind test for you?

Black is not a color, it’s a value. You’re lucky you didn’t make this mistake in front of Ghiaccio, he’d probably freeze your ass.

Brown is really boring, I don’t like it.

Okay, point about the black is fair. But the thing about brown??? Nah you just hating

When I look outside, I don’t want to see birds that are the same color as a shitty starbucks latte. I don’t see how that’s a problem.

Thought you were physically incapable of going out in sunlight but okay...

Do I look like a damn vampire? Of course I can go outside.

Might seem crazy what I'm bout to say

🙄

why do i even bother

I mean with the mirror thing and the hairdo you don't look like you're trying to stop any assumptions

That’s because vampires aren’t real, you idiot.

Also what is it with you and your obsession with my hair, are you bald by any chance?

Rrrright... vampires totally aren't real... yep.

And as for the hair, I find your pigtails very amusing. They're the kind Victorian women in soap operas would wear, it's funny :)

They certainly wouldn’t be in Italy. We use a lot of garlic here.

@ask-ghiaccio this idiot keeps getting facts wrong, do your thing. I’m getting some garlic bread and I’ll give you 1/16th of it if you do this.

Oh, so NOW you need me for your bidding?

Not really, but I’m tired of talking to this person so I figured you could yell at them instead 🤷

Also it’s 1/32nd now, just for that.

There’s this really cool thing called blocking people online. I figured you would’ve been in the loop about but guess not.

Asshole.

1/64th now.

It’s not even that good…

1/128th.

Now you’re just being greedy and you look stupid.

(Mod- This lowkey reminds me of that one meme in 2020-ish where people on the aroace spectrum were associated with garlic bread and it was apparently the funniest thing in the world ig)

#(started using punctuation when ghiaccio showed up because illuso's the only person I'm tryna bother)#(AND out of respect for the former)

That's how you know Pigtails is bad at negotiations. Any reasonable person would offer at least half.

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds

Hater

I’m not wrong though. Even the gray pigeons are better than these ones, at least they’ve got a splash of color.

Do you not see the little black streaks? The fading brown??? Do we need a colorblind test for you?

Black is not a color, it’s a value. You’re lucky you didn’t make this mistake in front of Ghiaccio, he’d probably freeze your ass.

Brown is really boring, I don’t like it.

Okay, point about the black is fair. But the thing about brown??? Nah you just hating

When I look outside, I don’t want to see birds that are the same color as a shitty starbucks latte. I don’t see how that’s a problem.

Thought you were physically incapable of going out in sunlight but okay...

Do I look like a damn vampire? Of course I can go outside.

Might seem crazy what I'm bout to say

🙄

why do i even bother

I mean with the mirror thing and the hairdo you don't look like you're trying to stop any assumptions

That’s because vampires aren’t real, you idiot.

Also what is it with you and your obsession with my hair, are you bald by any chance?

Rrrright... vampires totally aren't real... yep.

And as for the hair, I find your pigtails very amusing. They're the kind Victorian women in soap operas would wear, it's funny :)

They certainly wouldn’t be in Italy. We use a lot of garlic here.

@ask-ghiaccio this idiot keeps getting facts wrong, do your thing. I’m getting some garlic bread and I’ll give you 1/16th of it if you do this.

Oh, so NOW you need me for your bidding?

Holy shit you got here fast

Who the hell are you?

Who the hell are any of us, really?

Quiet, twit.

🫡

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds

Hater

I’m not wrong though. Even the gray pigeons are better than these ones, at least they’ve got a splash of color.

Do you not see the little black streaks? The fading brown??? Do we need a colorblind test for you?

Black is not a color, it’s a value. You’re lucky you didn’t make this mistake in front of Ghiaccio, he’d probably freeze your ass.

Brown is really boring, I don’t like it.

Okay, point about the black is fair. But the thing about brown??? Nah you just hating

When I look outside, I don’t want to see birds that are the same color as a shitty starbucks latte. I don’t see how that’s a problem.

Thought you were physically incapable of going out in sunlight but okay...

Do I look like a damn vampire? Of course I can go outside.

Might seem crazy what I'm bout to say

🙄

why do i even bother

I mean with the mirror thing and the hairdo you don't look like you're trying to stop any assumptions

That’s because vampires aren’t real, you idiot.

Also what is it with you and your obsession with my hair, are you bald by any chance?

Rrrright... vampires totally aren't real... yep.

And as for the hair, I find your pigtails very amusing. They're the kind Victorian women in soap operas would wear, it's funny :)

They certainly wouldn’t be in Italy. We use a lot of garlic here.

@ask-ghiaccio this idiot keeps getting facts wrong, do your thing. I’m getting some garlic bread and I’ll give you 1/16th of it if you do this.

Oh, so NOW you need me for your bidding?

Holy shit you got here fast

Who the hell are you?

Who the hell are any of us, really?

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds

Hater

I’m not wrong though. Even the gray pigeons are better than these ones, at least they’ve got a splash of color.

Do you not see the little black streaks? The fading brown??? Do we need a colorblind test for you?

Black is not a color, it’s a value. You’re lucky you didn’t make this mistake in front of Ghiaccio, he’d probably freeze your ass.

Brown is really boring, I don’t like it.

Okay, point about the black is fair. But the thing about brown??? Nah you just hating

When I look outside, I don’t want to see birds that are the same color as a shitty starbucks latte. I don’t see how that’s a problem.

Thought you were physically incapable of going out in sunlight but okay...

Do I look like a damn vampire? Of course I can go outside.

Might seem crazy what I'm bout to say

🙄

why do i even bother

I mean with the mirror thing and the hairdo you don't look like you're trying to stop any assumptions

That’s because vampires aren’t real, you idiot.

Also what is it with you and your obsession with my hair, are you bald by any chance?

Rrrright... vampires totally aren't real... yep.

And as for the hair, I find your pigtails very amusing. They're the kind Victorian women in soap operas would wear, it's funny :)

They certainly wouldn’t be in Italy. We use a lot of garlic here.

@ask-ghiaccio this idiot keeps getting facts wrong, do your thing. I’m getting some garlic bread and I’ll give you 1/16th of it if you do this.

Oh, so NOW you need me for your bidding?

Holy shit you got here fast

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds

Hater

I’m not wrong though. Even the gray pigeons are better than these ones, at least they’ve got a splash of color.

Do you not see the little black streaks? The fading brown??? Do we need a colorblind test for you?

Black is not a color, it’s a value. You’re lucky you didn’t make this mistake in front of Ghiaccio, he’d probably freeze your ass.

Brown is really boring, I don’t like it.

Okay, point about the black is fair. But the thing about brown??? Nah you just hating

When I look outside, I don’t want to see birds that are the same color as a shitty starbucks latte. I don’t see how that’s a problem.

Thought you were physically incapable of going out in sunlight but okay...

Do I look like a damn vampire? Of course I can go outside.

Might seem crazy what I'm bout to say

🙄

why do i even bother

I mean with the mirror thing and the hairdo you don't look like you're trying to stop any assumptions

That’s because vampires aren’t real, you idiot.

Also what is it with you and your obsession with my hair, are you bald by any chance?

Rrrright... vampires totally aren't real... yep.

And as for the hair, I find your pigtails very amusing. They're the kind Victorian women in soap operas would wear, it's funny :)

They certainly wouldn’t be in Italy. We use a lot of garlic here.

@ask-ghiaccio this idiot keeps getting facts wrong, do your thing. I’m getting some garlic bread and I’ll give you 1/16th of it if you do this.

#caps is meant to show excitement

(Caps warning)

THE ONLY THING I GOT WRONG WAS THE THING ABOUT BLACK. DENY IT. DENY YOU LOOK LIKE A VICTORIAN WOMAN. @ask-formaggiooooo WILL (Likely) BACK ME UP.

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds

Hater

I’m not wrong though. Even the gray pigeons are better than these ones, at least they’ve got a splash of color.

Do you not see the little black streaks? The fading brown??? Do we need a colorblind test for you?

Black is not a color, it’s a value. You’re lucky you didn’t make this mistake in front of Ghiaccio, he’d probably freeze your ass.

Brown is really boring, I don’t like it.

Okay, point about the black is fair. But the thing about brown??? Nah you just hating

When I look outside, I don’t want to see birds that are the same color as a shitty starbucks latte. I don’t see how that’s a problem.

Thought you were physically incapable of going out in sunlight but okay...

Do I look like a damn vampire? Of course I can go outside.

Might seem crazy what I'm bout to say

🙄

why do i even bother

I mean with the mirror thing and the hairdo you don't look like you're trying to stop any assumptions

That’s because vampires aren’t real, you idiot.

Also what is it with you and your obsession with my hair, are you bald by any chance?

Rrrright... vampires totally aren't real... yep.

And as for the hair, I find your pigtails very amusing. They're the kind Victorian women in soap operas would wear, it's funny :)

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds

Hater

I’m not wrong though. Even the gray pigeons are better than these ones, at least they’ve got a splash of color.

Do you not see the little black streaks? The fading brown??? Do we need a colorblind test for you?

Black is not a color, it’s a value. You’re lucky you didn’t make this mistake in front of Ghiaccio, he’d probably freeze your ass.

Brown is really boring, I don’t like it.

Okay, point about the black is fair. But the thing about brown??? Nah you just hating

When I look outside, I don’t want to see birds that are the same color as a shitty starbucks latte. I don’t see how that’s a problem.

Thought you were physically incapable of going out in sunlight but okay...

Do I look like a damn vampire? Of course I can go outside.

Might seem crazy what I'm bout to say

🙄

why do i even bother

I mean with the mirror thing and the hairdo you don't look like you're trying to stop any assumptions

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds

Hater

I’m not wrong though. Even the gray pigeons are better than these ones, at least they’ve got a splash of color.

Do you not see the little black streaks? The fading brown??? Do we need a colorblind test for you?

Black is not a color, it’s a value. You’re lucky you didn’t make this mistake in front of Ghiaccio, he’d probably freeze your ass.

Brown is really boring, I don’t like it.

Okay, point about the black is fair. But the thing about brown??? Nah you just hating

When I look outside, I don’t want to see birds that are the same color as a shitty starbucks latte. I don’t see how that’s a problem.

Thought you were physically incapable of going out in sunlight but okay...

Do I look like a damn vampire? Of course I can go outside.

#no because the mirror thing???

Might seem crazy what I'm bout to say

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds

Hater

I’m not wrong though. Even the gray pigeons are better than these ones, at least they’ve got a splash of color.

Do you not see the little black streaks? The fading brown??? Do we need a colorblind test for you?

Black is not a color, it’s a value. You’re lucky you didn’t make this mistake in front of Ghiaccio, he’d probably freeze your ass.

Brown is really boring, I don’t like it.

Okay, point about the black is fair. But the thing about brown??? Nah you just hating

When I look outside, I don’t want to see birds that are the same color as a shitty starbucks latte. I don’t see how that’s a problem.

Thought you were physically incapable of going out in sunlight but okay...

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds

Hater

I’m not wrong though. Even the gray pigeons are better than these ones, at least they’ve got a splash of color.

Do you not see the little black streaks? The fading brown??? Do we need a colorblind test for you?

Black is not a color, it’s a value. You’re lucky you didn’t make this mistake in front of Ghiaccio, he’d probably freeze your ass.

Brown is really boring, I don’t like it.

#you can tell i LOVE to bully him

Okay, point about the black is fair. But the thing about brown??? Nah you just hating

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds

Hater

I’m not wrong though. Even the gray pigeons are better than these ones, at least they’ve got a splash of color.

Do you not see the little black streaks? The fading brown??? Do we need a colorblind test for you?

I don’t forgive the world because it has these ugly ass birds