ketiyo !

Howdy, sillies! (He/Him-Xenos) (Credits to @bluescreennn for pfp and boarder!)

[ketiyotailisa]

awhh kitty

look at mine

[crochetedcorvid]

I usually cut my own hair but I want to get it done professionally before the semester starts and idk how long to wait 🤷

Should I schedule a haircut for this month or next month

This month

Next month

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

[ketiyotailisa]

pro gamer tip: get it cut this month cuz i find it best to get my haircut way before i gotta lock in again so in case it’s too short for my liking or just chopped in general, it has more time to grow out and possibly get it touched up 🥹🫶

[ketiyotailisa]

mods for @ask-pittrice, @ask-magpi3, and @ask-ovoli, i prob already asked this question before but i saw a post on prosciutto’s blog that made me think about it

anyway so like are their names code names like (presumably) the rest of the group or is that their birth names? if they’re code names, i’d wanna know what their actual names would be or if you have an inkling of such (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THEIR DEADNAMES!!)

gnocchi definitely has a feminine name but not anything too cool, prob smth like uhh claudia or martina idk

[ask--prosciutto]

proscuitto, i know it’s sort of inappropriate for me to be contacting you like this, but you blocked me on literally everything

anyway please come back, the kids miss you

I did not block you anywhere, at all. I did not give you my socials to begin with as well, maybe you are confusing me to another person.

..Can you people on tumblr stop trying to baby-trap me?? I already lost count of how many times that happened to me.

[ketiyotailisa]

but i miss you…….

[ask--prosciutto]

I did not block you.

[ask-the-better-illuso]

And here I thought Ghiaccio was a deadbeat… take care of your damn kids.

[ask--prosciutto]

I have no children. I have proven many times that I do not have kids.

[octosphere]

Okay forget Prosciutto since WHEN has Ghiaccio had kids

[ask--prosciutto]

..Melone used babyface on him.

[octosphere]

LMAOOO WHY DID HE THINK THAT'D WORK

[ketiyotailisa]

cuz it did

[tboy-cock]

they updated the post now, but they fully deadnamed and misgendered missing person luca phoenix. i hope hes found. fuck transandrophobes

[bats4brainsss]

The most sinister part is that if they hadn’t included a picture (yk, like how Amber Alerts don’t?) nobody would be able to find him off that description. Fuck transphobes.

[keplercryptids]

hey, it's okay if the only thing you did for pride was exist. i'm glad & grateful you are in the world. your survival is a celebration.

[gutsssee]

caricature of hirohiko araki! my goat!!!

[ketiyotailisa]

he’s so joy pilled 🥹🥹

[ask--prosciutto]

proscuitto, i know it’s sort of inappropriate for me to be contacting you like this, but you blocked me on literally everything

anyway please come back, the kids miss you

I did not block you anywhere, at all. I did not give you my socials to begin with as well, maybe you are confusing me to another person.

..Can you people on tumblr stop trying to baby-trap me?? I already lost count of how many times that happened to me.

[ketiyotailisa]

but i miss you…….

[ketiyotailisa]

good fucking night, why did i just see proscuitto’s ass cheeks on here.

[crochetedcorvid]

Idk why but I cannot stand it when certain people are stressed. If you keep dramatically sighing I am going to want to slap you (that may just be the misophonia talking)

[ketiyotailisa]

not sure if you’re chronically online like me but some people will just post stuff like “one sided beef is so stupid, i can’t believe SOME people are like thatttt 👀” on their tiktok story or something lol

[ask-the-better-illuso]

If anyone who isn’t horribly ugly wants to ask me something, feel free to do so

[ketiyotailisa]

Can you do a backflip, hit the splits right after, then do jazz hands?

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I don’t want to.

[ketiyotailisa]

Can you ask Proscuitto to do it then? I wanna see someone do it

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I’m not talking to that disgusting man. Besides he’d probably break his bones trying to do that… wait that’s actually a good idea he should do that

[ketiyotailisa]

Go do it then, i just wanna see someone do it

[ask-the-better-illuso]

@ask--prosciutto this guy wants you to do acrobatics. Definitely not telling you this bc I think it’d be hilarious if you broke your bones trying to do all that

[ask--prosciutto]

Not doing that, I have better things on my schedule.

[ketiyotailisa]

Please? It’ll just take a second

[ask-the-better-illuso]

If anyone who isn’t horribly ugly wants to ask me something, feel free to do so

[ketiyotailisa]

Can you do a backflip, hit the splits right after, then do jazz hands?

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I don’t want to.

[ketiyotailisa]

Can you ask Proscuitto to do it then? I wanna see someone do it

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I’m not talking to that disgusting man. Besides he’d probably break his bones trying to do that… wait that’s actually a good idea he should do that

[ketiyotailisa]

Go do it then, i just wanna see someone do it

[ask-the-better-illuso]

If anyone who isn’t horribly ugly wants to ask me something, feel free to do so

[ketiyotailisa]

Can you do a backflip, hit the splits right after, then do jazz hands?

[ask-the-better-illuso]

I don’t want to.

[ketiyotailisa]

Can you ask Proscuitto to do it then? I wanna see someone do it

[ask-the-better-illuso]

If anyone who isn’t horribly ugly wants to ask me something, feel free to do so

[ketiyotailisa]

Can you do a backflip, hit the splits right after, then do jazz hands?

[ketiyotailisa]

getting my second gender affirming haircut today!! my hair grows out rather quickly so this was needed!

the bad news is that my mom is using my money to “pay for it” so she has to choose the haircut. this would be fine if she didn’t show me the most chopped haircut EVER. respectfully, IM SO FICKING COOKED

[ketiyotailisa]

this shit is so ass, i’m gonna be on hiatus because i’m devastated, and i’m genuinely holding back tears

[ketiyotailisa]

getting my second gender affirming haircut today!! my hair grows out rather quickly so this was needed!

the bad news is that my mom is using my money to “pay for it” so she has to choose the haircut. this would be fine if she didn’t show me the most chopped haircut EVER. respectfully, IM SO FICKING COOKED

[librarycards]

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.