TIKTOK SENTENCE STARTERS PART TWO
some of these are quotes from tiktok creators, and some are from various other forms of media that were popular audios/trends on tiktok
❛ What you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon. Hella ass. The sun is still out. ❜
❛ You did this for what? Why? ❜
❛ Girl don’t do it, it’s not worth it. ❜
❛ I’m not gonna do it girl. I’m just thinking about it. ❜
❛ Nobody’s gonna know. Nobody’s gonna know. How would they know? How would they know? ❜
❛ What in cousin fucking tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker miss fucking Betty White shit is this? ❜
❛ Ladies and gentleman, the volume inside of this bus is astronomical! It is way too loud! ❜
❛ *to the tune of Do You Wanna Build a Snowman* I said, do you wanna fight me? Do you wanna catch these hands? ❜
❛ Interior crocodile alligator. I drive a chevrolet movie theater. ❜
❛ I am very uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in the studio today. ❜
❛ *to the tune of What’s Up* So I wake up by noon, cause I’ve been crying all night, and then I go to the fridge cause there’s beer inside, and I scream from the top of my lungs - AHHHHH! ❜
❛ Oh she passed away? Ohh. Aw. Alright. ❜
❛ That’s suspicious……that’s weird. ❜
❛ Did we just pre-game a funeral? ❜
❛ I am not now, nor will I ever be, scared of death, because what is this bitch gonna do? Help? Fuck! ❜
❛ Is this a - is that a fucking honda civic? Girl, let me go before I get emotionally manipulated. ❜
❛ Ewan Mcgregor isn’t here. And realistically I knew he wouldn’t be here. I didn’t ask him to be here. But I suppose, I would just manifest it. ❜
❛ What the fuck are you going to do outside? You’ll still be depressed at Olive Garden. Shut up. ❜
❛ Do you ever wake up with like, um, pneumonia? That is not the right – I meant memory loss! ❜
❛ I just want to have one cognitive thought. ❜
❛ Bahahaha! Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy’s! ❜
❛ I look pretty good for a dead bitch. ❜
❛ Honey you can’t dilute a war crime. ❜
❛ You know it’s horrible now, but I hope it turns out okay. Like children. ❜
❛ I didn’t run for my middle school PE teacher, what makes you think I’m gonna run for you? ❜
❛ Nothing in here is straight. I’m not even sure if you are at this point. ❜
❛ You see this?! It’s espresso. It makes the depresso go away. ❜
❛ I may be depressed but at least I’ve got an iced coffee. ❜
❛ Everyone’s always like “Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.”, but what if I want to be a bad bi? ❜
❛ Like dude shoot your shot. In my head, in my heart, I don’t care. I’m free on February 14th, I’m gonna be in my room. Bring your glock or your – I’m not gonna finish that sentence. ❜
❛ Listen, boobs are boobs are boobs. Little boobs are fine. Are boobs at all not boobs enough?! You want more? Jesus christ! ❜
❛ My body is an empty department store for eleven months out of the year, with a hobo living inside of it. Until it magically turns into a Spirit Halloween during the month of October. Mind your business. ❜