don’t die on me man, i’m getting you to five guys

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[oculus-scriniarii]

walter white screaming in car meme @ me in 2021 excited that my favourite show good omens has been renewed for a second season

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fuuuuuuuuuuuck dude

[whyenn-reader]

Im not saying it should be illegal to own more than two properties. I'm saying there should be a lengthy screening process in which you have to prove that the next property you're aqquiring will be used by you or loved ones at least x time of a year. I think it should be immensely legally complicated to aquire more than two properties. I don't think they should let you get a third one if you just want to rent it out. I think they should shoot you with a gun for that. Housing is not a buisness and it should be heavily regulated and I'm not joking about it. What the fuck does an average private person need more than a house and maybe a summer house for. They should take away the right to own numerous properties and im not even joking when I say it. You should get HRT on demand btw.

[femondoetus]

[opentheskies]

[bloodheavcns]

captain ahab and starbuck

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[wolfpoets]

“You want to be brothers-in-arms, to have him to yourself… to be shipwrecked together, (to) perform valiant deeds to earn his admiration, to save him from certain death, to die for him - to die in his arms, like a Spartan, kissed once on the lips… or just run his errands in the meanwhile. You want him to know what cannot be spoken, and to make the perfect reply, in the same language.” Tom Stoppard, The Invention of Love

[oculus-scriniarii]

spuh

[lizardsfromspace]

Still in awe of how well the D&D movie mimicked the feeling of D&D without doing anything as tediously literal as a "sitting around the table" framing device. The way some characters have names that sound like names a DM improvised on the spot, the sudden appearance and disappearance of a overpowered DM NPC for a single dungeon, the way they used the fact that characters can plausibly just mess up for no clear reason to escalate action scenes...that was cinema

[ruins-of-gods]

Also the tragic backstories that clash noticeably with the goofy tone of the actual movie and are related in full at inopportune moments. And the fact that the DMPC is the only one with a backstory even SLIGHTLY connected to the main plot. Plus the fact that every character is a subtle representation of a DND player trope - Edgin is an extensive roleplayer who barely even uses his bard abilities and just talks his way out of every situation he finds, Holga is a wargamer who's just here to kick monster ass and barely talks about her character (to the point that her tragic backstory comes completely out of nowhere as though the DM shoved it in), Simon is a newbie who doesn't really know how the game works and has picked the most complicated class there is to start off with, and Doric is a rule-of-cool action hero who thinks the limitations on wild shape are Dumb and Stupid and the DM begrudgingly indulges her because what she does is in fairness much cooler.

[wedarkacademia]

I know it is my father's first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little.

But I was little too.

— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father

[cleaningouttherooms]

HANK!! HANK THIS IS NOT A KAFKA QUOTE! THE DARK ACADEMIA BLOGGERS TOOK IT FROM A TIKTOK POEM AND DECIDED SINCE IT MENTIONS FATHERS IT WAS WRITTEN BY LATE NINETEENTH CENTURY WRITER FRANZ KAFKA DESPITE THE STYLE VERY CLEARLY BEING FROM 2022 #INKSPILLED INSTAGRAM POETRY HANK! WHY WOULD HE EVEN REFER TO HIS FATHER IN THIRD PERSON IN A LETTER TO HIS FATHER WHEN THEY ARE ALL IN THE SECOND PERSON!! HANK LISTEN TO ME!!! HANK!!!!!

[oculus-scriniarii]

happy star trek day everyone don't forget to leave out some brightly coloured cubes tonight

[pathogenflock]

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

[oculus-scriniarii]

burn down the snw writers room NOW!!!!!

[oculus-scriniarii]

of course you have a blue box and pronouns

[latinare]

videlicet arcam ceruleam habes et pronomina

[ofbakerst]

[contact-guy]

THE SIGN OF THE FOUR part 6 - (Part one), (part two), (part three), (part four), (part five) - in which I had a billion emotions about lavender marriages and what it would be like to be a working-class lesbian, and attempted to translate them into one short conversation between friends. There is one more comic to come in this chapter!

(This is part of the Watsons sketchbook series!)

[alldni]

hey guys i’ve seen no one else say it. but can we talk about the scene in space babies with ruby at the huge wall window, looking out at space, commenting on humans surviving, as the doctor watches from behind. how she goes “my mum is long gone” and the doctor says “give me your phone” and he sonics it and she calls her and it’s a silly little interaction. yeah? and then can we talk about how that’s Literally Exactly What Happened in The End of the World with ninerose. the parallels… gifmakers GET IN HERE NOW.

[oculus-scriniarii]

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