OddKMS.dev

Programmer of stacks. Writer/reviewer for Gamereactor Norway and Spillbart. Bisexual dude, Childfree, and wouldya look at that now with ADHD! 

[hauntanelle]

thinking about the time jesus took a gram of weed and smoked out five thousand people

[an-admiring-bog]

Things my extremely Italian physics professor has said:

“If you are walking in the woods nearby Chernobyl, you will probably be fine. But if you pick something up off the ground and eat it, you will die of radiation poisoning. Of course you may die if you eat things from the ground in other places, also, but likely not of radiation.”

“Unfortunately there is nothing I can teach you that will prevent you dying if there is on your house a hydrogen bomb. That is a politician problem. If any of you are president later, please do not hydrogen bomb my house.”

“Radioactivity could perhaps be used by terrorists, but it has not yet. Likely this is because terrorists do not study much physics.”

“Why is it that physics graduate students cannot make a nuclear bomb? It is not that they do not want to. They simply have not the money to buy the materials. Or anything else.”

[kremlin]

this is so fucking funny

[kremlin]

i can't stop thinking about this. this kind of shit is not like milsim plane nerds with their own super-expensive desktop cockpit recreations. that kind of hardware makes sense to exist.

this does not. they're playing world of tanks which is like the "call of duty" of tank games (casual, players only slightly bad-smelling). it also doesn't have support for tank peripherals. no game does. no trainers do afaik. which means that (assuming this isn't just a video editing) all of that shit they are fucking with translates into mouse/keyboard inputs that the game understands. that's weird/hard and perplexing, uh, and considering that "tank peripherals" aren't a thing that exist i can only guess they built them theirselves

which is fucking hilarious because why are they so good. why does the fucking cannon breech have a little dry ice smoke effect when the breech opens like they just shot a shell. what. manual turret traverse crank?? did they build a fucking ready rack!! they're even using the correct phraseology which means one of these mofos read a PDF file

[kremlin]

this is so fucking funny

[kremlin]

i can't stop thinking about this. this kind of shit is not like milsim plane nerds with their own super-expensive desktop cockpit recreations. that kind of hardware makes sense to exist.

this does not. they're playing world of tanks which is like the "call of duty" of tank games (casual, players only slightly bad-smelling). it also doesn't have support for tank peripherals. no game does. no trainers do afaik. which means that (assuming this isn't just a video editing) all of that shit they are fucking with translates into mouse/keyboard inputs that the game understands. that's weird/hard and perplexing, uh, and considering that "tank peripherals" aren't a thing that exist i can only guess they built them theirselves

which is fucking hilarious because why are they so good. why does the fucking cannon breech have a little dry ice smoke effect when the breech opens like they just shot a shell. what. manual turret traverse crank?? did they build a fucking ready rack!! they're even using the correct phraseology which means one of these mofos read a PDF file

[catgirlbeanie]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[taco0000oo]

Saviors of humanity

[emergencypunter]

friend could not remember or pronounce Guilliman so he said “King Goolian” and well

[thisisrealy2kok]

Nintendo 64 gaming console ad (1996)

[jonahmagnus]

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

[jonahmagnus]

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

[nintendosformerlover]

Me @everyone in the notes

[marlynnofmany]

Fun fact: if you do something badly enough, you start to get good at it. And if you're having fun the whole time, then you win in every possible way.

[depsidase]

[postcapitalist-dreaming]

Watterson pulled no punches

[sanddollarpoems]

I grew up on Calvin and Hobbes... this hits harder as an adult.

[animatedtext]

[zegalba]

Mozu: こびとシリーズ (2019)

[sefusneezed]

I heard space marines have dump trucks now so I'm updating Lyrane's design

[kitto-paint]

This is great news, powerful glutes should the pride of every human, they are the core of the meaning of Homo Erectus. You can't hold a bolter if all your limbs are busy walking

[apas-95]

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

[queen-susans-revenge]

[apas-95]

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

[queen-susans-revenge]

[y2kaestheticinstitute]

Game Boy Pocket - Clear Purple (1997)

[melonjaywalk]

Lemme translate as best I can real quick. I don’t write copy or PR though so forgive me for how weird this might sound. A new clear purple color for winter. Transparent purple一the ninth color for the Game Boy Pocket is here. The new “Clear Purple” is a combination of a mysterious purple with a fresh and invigorating transparency, resulting in a color that’s just a little bit grown up. To those of you still thinking “I’d love a Game Boy Pocket, but I just don’t want to be seen carrying around something that looks like a toy”, then this is the color for you. Not a bad choice for our younger buyers who’d like to seem a little more grown up themselves, too.

RRP 6,800 yen Tentative release date November 21 1997 (Friday)