ClownStar

29 year old Swedish/Kurd nerd, SFW, Send me coffée and I'll do a tapdance.

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

”Here nothing happened 1965”

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[apisashla]

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[fairycosmos]

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

[serotonin-sunrise]

fun fact: this POV is actually called “body neutrality” and it’s SO MUCH more accessible/realistic for a lot of people. it’s based on the idea that the way we look is the least interesting/important thing about who we are, and that our bodies are worthy of respect regardless if they fit the mold of the current beauty ideals.

[draculaflowdaily]

The pussy has its own time signature.

[meangirlnurse]

absolutely obsessed with this entertainment reporter getting roasted by one of the breaking bad actors. he just goes right for the throat 

[holythefirm]

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

[salieri-antonio]

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

[wolfi-amadeus-mozart]

Hm...I may steal that for my own bio

Danke schön, Herr Salieri!

[salieri-antonio]

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

[holythefirm]

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we share one collective braincell and that braincell desires a bath apparently

[stalkingchair]

This is brainwashing propaganda

[satyriconmp3]

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

[despazito]

[depsidase]

[dagenssvenska]

Jag dominerade dig totalt på museet kompis. Begrundade varje föremål i flera sekunder längre. Kliade mig på hakan med mer nyfikenhet.

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[trash-panda-gorl]

Can’t just leave this in the tags, @the-starboy-symbiont

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[vocalfolds]

yes, babe, you’re genius and flashy, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re unstoppable and the future pirate king, nay, god, now can you please cuddle with me

lol that one post:

[princecharmingtobe]

Ghangler's really funny. It will guide you home safe and sound. You have no say in this.

[randomavatarfan]

Depresso is such a #LiterallyMe pal, and I needed a good gif of his spa animation.

Have fun with it

[changeling-droneco]

This is what goes through my head every time I fail to catch a mimog and it immediately runs away at light speed to the other side of the map

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Behold some of my favorite entries to the paldex

Intelligent as a five to seven year old human child. It makes a wonderful partner, but there have been more than a few cases where they've killed their master after learning how to use weapons.

The feathers of this pal have all but disappeared, and it can no longer fly. Yet it's longing for the sky has turned fo jealousy- so it harnessed electricity to strike down those who still soar.

It puts those it is intrested in to sleep and shows them an endless stream of happy dreams. Those who fall under its spell are never to wake until death takes them

Long ago this pal used long objects like tree branches as weapons. After coming into contact with humans however it found something slightly more effective: guns.

Its hard tail does not deteriorate even when cut off. Some believed these severed tails bring good luck, but for the innumerable mau who were poached as a result, they were anything but.

It wraps itself around an enemy's head, sucking out their insides. Pal mummies are occasionally found, but these are in fact killamari victims.

If sinks its fangs into the enemy's neck, draining every last drop of blood. When two kallamri primos latch onto each other, they become locked in a relentless struggle-each trying to suck the other dry until one withers away.

The berries that grow on its back change flavor according to its emotions. The harsher the environment it grows in, the sweeter the berries become. This is why most caprity noct raised in captivity have never known love.

Its gigantic arms rip apart even iron. As a particularly cruel form of execution, serious criminals would be strung up in a public square, and a hangyu would tear the skin right from their bones.

Milk pours from this pal like water from an open faucet, regardless of gender. It's truly a mystery of life although this mystery may be better left unsolved.